XY-transit, that is gold, so many times I could have used that when things have gone pear shaped.
Useless as tits on a shovel – old work mate
worthless as two knobs of goat shit – same old work mate
old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it – me
Houston, we have a problem – couple of spacemen
Don’t come to me with a problem, come with 5 solutions. – cannot remember
Don’t piss into the wind, OR shit and fall back in it – my old man