Helen and Leanne are out having a coffee and catching up
“So, how was your evening last night”?
“A disaster! After getting home, Kevin wolfed down in four minutes the dinner that had taken me all afternoon to prepare, ‘granted’ me three minutes of ‘passionate’ love before rolling over and falling asleep two minutes later. Nightmare! And you”?
“Oh, mine was incredible. Graeme was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit all the candles and we had foreplay which lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and chatted until late. It was wonderful”.
Meanwhile, Kevin and Graeme were at the pub
“So, how was your evening last night, Kevin”?
“Incredible! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife. You”?
“A nightmare! I came home early to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn’t find the bloody fuse box, so when Helen arrived I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful! The dinner was fine but was so expensive I couldn’t afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these fucking candles to avoid knocking everything over. I was so wound up and pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another hour to finish. In the end, I was still wound up and it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing ……. total disaster”!!
