[Dwayne OMember]

menace wrote:

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Is this the actual, official, true blue Nundle Weekend 2010??

or are we just going “gate-spotting” :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

if its on, im in!!!!

That means we can finally throw out that “RESERVED FOR MENACE” sign :laugh:

:woohoo:

[Dwayne OMember]

Thats better,,
Book it in Dano :woohoo:

[Dwayne OMember]

DO the DEAL mate,, and I will do the swap at the Poker Run for ya

[Dwayne OMember]

Stop stffin` round & book it in man,,,,
Then people will have to commit

Sounds ok to me at this stage as I said before, Calendar is already updated :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

There ya go Boonster,,,,,, You can match ya partner in crime Bollster ha ha ha

[Dwayne OMember]

Looks PHAT Bol

Maybe the Super Commuter woud like some of those at a later date ????

[Dwayne OMember]

Sorry,,,I coudn`t find any goat jokes Ha Ha

[Dwayne OMember]

Astride his shiny new 125, Boony was thoroughly excited about going riding in the Nundle Hills for the first time. After going only a few miles, Boony was surprised to see what appeared to be a half-acre of brown fur just off the trail ahead. Recognizing it as a huge Nundle Bunyip, Boony nailed the throttle hard, hoping to get by before the Bunyip could react. The Bunyip was too quick, though, and with one leap was totally blocking the trail. Boony had no choice but to stop.

“Now that you’ve disturbed my sleep”, said the Yip, “you have two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.” Frightened beyond belief, Boony decided to bend over.

Still sore a week later, Boony vowed revenge. Back to the cycle shop he went, where he traded in the 125 for a hot 250. Soon he was back on the mountain, heading down the trail. It wasn’t long at all before he spotted the Bunyip again, napping beside the trail. Feeling certain he had the necessary power this time, Boony nailed the throttle and shot ahead. But once again the YIP was too quick, and again he blocked the trail. “That was a big mistake, Mr Boon”, said the bear. “But, you know the drill. Either I maul you to death or we have sex… rough sex.” Fearful for his life, Boony again decided that it would be wise to comply.

This time it took weeks before he recovered enough to get around. But still outraged at the bear, he traded in the 250 and got the hottest 450 Banana money could buy before heading back to the mountain. Now he could outrun the bear, and now he’d prove who was the master! And with the faster 450 under him, it took no time at all before he looked ahead and saw the huge Nundle Bunyip again. Boonster lowered his head, down shifted, and confidently nailed the throttle hard, rocketing ahead so quickly he was barely able to hang on. Incredibly, however, the horny Bunyip was quicker still, and Boony had no choice but to come to a sliding halt in front of the Bunyip now blocking the trail with a roaring horn. A chill ran up his spine as he waited for the beast to speak.

“C’mon, Boonit”, said the Bunyip. “Admit it. You don’t come here to trail ride any more, do you?”
:woohoo:

[Dwayne OMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Yeah same here Rod I would be interested in the show as would the kids I am sure. As per the PM let me know when you get the kato rims and I am happy to lace them but keep spraying the nipples with WD40 please :laugh:

TB

Yeah, and maybe the Tenere would fit right into the show just nicely
all you need to wear would be your Black Gimp Suit :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

:laugh: Good One Fingerz,,,
Looks a bit like my famous “Green Submarine Hole” in that pic :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Somebody hear an ECHO ??? :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Great Stuff Mate,
Well done to both of ya :woohoo:

Now to start planning for next year hey ??? :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man..

The first woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’

The man said ‘No’, so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’

The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said,

‘Have you ever been fucked?’ The fellow said ‘No.’

She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’

:woohoo:

[Dwayne OMember]

Apparently NO :blink:

Suzuki reckon the ADR compliance process is too expensive :dry: and given that the good old DRZ400E is still the NUMBER 1 selling trailbike in AUS, there seems to be no rush to replace it with the new WEAPON,,,,

If you remember correctl, the DRZ was also unavaiable in ADR compliance for a few tears when it was first released in AUS, so maybe, just maybe the RMX will be the same

[Dwayne OMember]

I even started the Super Commuter today but couldn`t put enough weight onto the gummy leg to haul my arse onto the seat , let alone twist to swing my other leg over the seat:laugh:

Lucky the missus was out & didn`t see the attempt I can tell ya :unsure:

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