[Dwayne OMember]

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LOOKS LIKE A BILLYGOAT OF A WEEKEND COMING UP :laugh:
Think I`ll stay offline in the interest of my own Sanity

I wasn`t BROWN NOSIN` anyone,,,, just making a statement :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

LOOKS LIKE A BILLYGOAT OF A WEEKEND COMING UP :laugh:
Think I`ll stay offline in the interest of my own Sanity

[Dwayne OMember]

:laugh:
I too laughed at the Dan thing,,,
I can just picture his face saying that and flickin` the butt at MILKY BAR KID :woohoo:

[Dwayne OMember]

All the Best for the Big Day AB

You young steer you :laugh:
Have a good weekend down south,,, watch out for the Mehicano`s, they are weird as you know :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this:

My wife and I are travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George .

After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue,

and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours

and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later,

the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.

I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high.

I tell the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly

aren’t worth $350.00 Then the clerk tells me that $350.00

is the ‘standard rate’. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that

the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre

that were available for us to use.’But we didn’t use them.

”Well, they are here, and you could have,’ explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain we could also have taken in one of the shows

for which the hotel is famous. ‘We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,’ the Manager says.

‘But we didn’t go to any of those shows,’ .’Well, we have them,

and you could have,’ the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, I reply,’But we didn’t use it!’

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.

I write a cheque and give it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.

‘But sir,’ ‘this cheque is only made out for $50.00.

”That’s correct, as I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife.’

‘But I didn’t!’ exclaims the Manager.

‘Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have.’

[Dwayne OMember]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,

‘Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired.

They say,

‘Hi, we’re hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?’

That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment.
‘You know,’ he said,
‘I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .
that phrase . . in no time.’

Thank you,’ the woman responded,
‘this may very well be the solution.’
The next day,
she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed,
she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we’re hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?’
There was stunned silence.
Shocked,
one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed,
‘Put the beads away, Frank.

Our prayers have been answered!’
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[Dwayne OMember]

:angry: STOP IT ALREADY

I am sick of hearing all this hype on how good it it gonna be :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

NOW,Thats a HILL Rocket :woohoo:

Some funny shit there mate, some almost good saves too :blink:

[Dwayne OMember]

:blink: 😆

[Dwayne OMember]

:laugh: Whatever Trevor

HAVE A GOOD RIDE NEXT WEEKEND YOU MONGRELS :unsure:

[Dwayne OMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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how gay are those grips :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Those grips are the poo Menace and I am comfortable with my sexuality :laugh: :laugh:

TB

whatever floats your boat big fella :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i put some of those grips on my VOR and took them off after 1 ride as they were too thin and gave me blisters :dry:

You got blisters because you have gay soft electrican hands, I have used them for years gay lord no blisters here cause I got man hands :laugh:

TB

And he TAPES THE CRAP out of his “Man Hands” too Menace to avoid blisters no doubt :laugh:
I`ve seen him prepping the tape the night before a ride,,,, remember last year Spidy, when you asked what all that tape on the coffee table was ???

[Dwayne OMember]

HAPPY BIRFDY BLOKE

Just got home from Lake Cathie & remembered it was your Day,,,
Hope it was a good one

[Dwayne OMember]

Do I really need to answer this thread ???? :blink:

I`m in

[Dwayne OMember]

Yes,
I have to second that motion,,,,,
Thanx mate & HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU Will catch up with you for a Rumski soon

Have a good one, I will be in Port for the weekend so not online after tonite.

[Dwayne OMember]

Jeffro wrote:

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EAGLE`02 wrote:

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Hey we are going past Mick’s ditch again lets see if he goes in it again or stays on the track as such

TB

:laugh: Bring on the Ditch :laugh:
Wish I was gonna be there to see his butthole pucker as he goes past there again,or ito it again

:ohmy: :huh: :S :X WTF Eagle, why would you want to see Mick’s butthole :blink: :blush: :laugh:

:blink: You read too much into it Jeffro :blink: You know what I meant :laugh: :laugh:

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