Dwayne O

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  • in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #176241

    Dwayne O
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    c-e-l wrote:

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    micknmeld wrote:

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    got a prize for the ugliest SEPO!! :woohoo:

    That’s funny, you don’t sound American.

    Well just don’t hold it against me.. :P

    Seeing as you ride a XR, we will overlook the fact mate.

    Boy the XR card works great.. :laugh: Because I ride an XR:

    You wont hold being a sepo against me..
    TB wont hold going from an XR to a WR back to an XR against me..
    TB wont hold the fact that I drink Bundy Red instead of Bundy against me..
    Bonus!!! :P

    Don`t count your chickens before they hatch C-E-L :laugh:
    Black Cans are the go, not that Bourbon lookalike :P :laugh:

    in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #176238

    Dwayne O
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    WE can still do that mate in a Kawasaki thread or something,, that way we will leave this one alone for Sofala chat !!!
    Cheers

    in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #170610

    Dwayne O
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    :woohoo: As usual the sponsors & supporters of OBT have come up trumps with some awsome prizes again :)

    Thanx to All & Good Luck to those attending the ride, you stand to pick up some terrific gear for turning up & enjoying yourselves!!!!

    Doesn`t get any better than that

    I`ll have fun at home with my family reunion/crapfest :P

    in reply to: Local run from Buttaba Sunday18-4-10 #176175

    Dwayne O
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    huskybloke wrote:

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    Murph the surf wrote:

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    Sounds good Huskybloke :) Will decide on parking option pending more starters

    Eags, hope to be up at the Gap about 11:00 but its hard to judge as you never know what happens out on the tracks :blink:

    Cheers
    Murph

    you got that right your got me on this one i dont know what im in for

    You can think yourself lucky Ian,,, Murph has a Soft Option on the Amazon for some ,,,, Which is normally unheard of on a Murphsburg Ride :laugh:

    Enjoy it mate, Murph puts on a great day wherever he goes!!!

    in reply to: Local run from Buttaba Sunday18-4-10 #175398

    Dwayne O
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    Thats true Murph, but I suppse we could spare a few minutes to say G`Day if we cross paths :unsure:

    Damn Sure We Can :laugh:
    Have a good day out there man & stay upright ;)

    in reply to: Local run from Buttaba Sunday18-4-10 #175397

    Dwayne O
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    Have fun on the Amazon Boys, sounds like fun :blink: :dry: :unsure: :laugh:

    Murph, we might cross paths at the servo for lunch (maybe)
    I will be there sometime with a couple of other blokes on a cruisy run ;)

    See ya there maybe :)

    in reply to: Kincrome dirtbike toolbag #175920

    Dwayne O
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    No mate, but I do have a set of Kinchrome ratchet ringys that I find to be awsome quality for the price.
    I have looked at the Kinchrome Bumbag option before & think it will be my next purchase when my old bag wears out ;)

    in reply to: A4DE results #175567

    Dwayne O
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    Geez, How hard is it to get some goss, pics or vids from this years 4Day ??? :blink:

    Apart from KTM wrapping up all categories :unsure:

    Even Youtube is extremely short of footage compared to last year,,,,,,,,,,

    in reply to: Jokes #175806

    Dwayne O
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    menace wrote:

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    An old chinese couple finally decided to tie the knot. They had a lovely wedding and that night went to a ritzy hotel.
    The hew husband was really keen to get it on and threw his wife on the bed and ripped her clothes off the moment they walked in the room. With a cheeky grin he said to his bride, “hey, you wanna 69?”

    she looks at him and says, “you get me naked and now you want beef and black bean???”

    :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: I once asked a pretty little waitress for a number69 at a vietnamese reataurant in Crows Nest, She replied,,, “You cheeky little Bugger, Our menu stops at 65 :laugh: :P

    in reply to: Jokes #106592

    Dwayne O
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    Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfriend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, “lettuce,lettuce, tomato, tomato!” The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, “Stop making sandwiches at night, you got mayonnaise in my eye!”
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    in reply to: Jokes #106591

    Dwayne O
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    69er

    A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor.

    “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor.

    “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

    A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.

    “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”

    in reply to: Jokes #106590

    Dwayne O
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    Q: Why is 88 better than 69?
    A: Because you get ate twice.

    in reply to: Jokes #106589

    Dwayne O
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    How do Chinese say, “69er?”
    Tu-can-chu.
    :P

    in reply to: Jokes #106588

    Dwayne O
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    OK then ,some 69er jokes,,, let em rip :laugh:

    A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asks the guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain,”I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine.”

    Still not knowing what she’s talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a rip-roaring fart. “What was that for?” he asks. “Oops! Sorry, lets try it again.” she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.

    The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. “Wait, where are you going?” she asks. The guy says, ” If you think I’m sticking around for 67 more of those, you’re crazy!

    :woohoo:

    in reply to: A4DE results #175721

    Dwayne O
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    mickp wrote:

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    Here is a link you can use to check results on the 4 day. I’ve been following the results since I got back home on friday night. It does not seem to show the overall results at the end of the last day though.

    http://www.mylaps.com/results/showevent.jsp?id=518066

    When I was at the event on thurs & fri I was impressed by the effort from the girls. Most of them were petite shorties that rode like the wind and had to slide one cheek off the seat to be able to touch the ground.

    The OBMCC organisers were doing a fantastic job and have been working their buts off for months. Congratulations boys and girls for a top job.Mick

    I second that motion Mick, & I was at home all weekend :laugh: Good on you too mate for helping out,,, half ya luck!!!!!!!!!

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