[Dwayne OMember]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down … and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device… a vibrator … soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She goes completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard,” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy… if you explain the kids.”

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

That Avatar of a JESTER BULL cracks me up every time I see it :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

“Awww F%#@!!! Who put that little creek there?????”

[Dwayne OMember]

“HEY, I can see a Chinaman from here”

[Dwayne OMember]

Wow,
What a question this is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :unsure:
I`ve already met so many Old Bulls & Bullettes and there are so many more still to meet as we are still growing in ranks daily!!!!

But at a push,if I had to pick one to meet next, I`d like to meet XY Transit He sounds like a real tripper

[Dwayne OMember]

ME thinks you had better take Bol out to Parachute Hill every afternoon till he goes to Batemans ,and practice going UP, UP & AWAY :laugh: :laugh:

Good Luck on PORK CHOP BollyBoy, it is a cracker indeed :blink:
Ride Safe

[Dwayne OMember]

:blink: HUNGRY JACKS,,, I understand the JD bit but the burgers ??? :laugh:

Hope you enjoyed the day regardless Jen
MANY HAPPY RETURNS

[Dwayne OMember]

:laugh: Don`t worry about Roosting females,,,,,
I actually ran over KylieD once when she came off in front of me :blink: Boony also ran her over on the Nundle ride last year too :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SO the answer to the question is,,,,,,

ROOST & BE MERRY

[Dwayne OMember]

menace wrote:

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Hmmmm, what is the warranty on pivot pegs. i noticed last saturday one of the pivot springs are broken and it flops about.

hope its 12 months! :laugh: :laugh:

Might be cause you have a habit of THROWING IT AWAY :laugh:

On a serious note.
I`m sure Allen from PP could sort it out for you mate

[Dwayne OMember]

I thought the same thing Mal :laugh: reckon he was a gonner

How about the dude crossing the river sideways against the flow :blink:

[Dwayne OMember]

:woohoo: Great find AB,,,
Hard Core Shit there,,,, those river crossings were a bit sketchy :laugh:

Wait till Boony sees the YELLOW NX`s :silly:

[Dwayne OMember]

Yes, Thanx again Craig
It was a good reminder of the cracker weekend we had!!! You were dead right about the Friday night episode too :laugh: Would have made for some good mag pics,,, NOT.

The dvd with issue 33 is a cracker too, I hadn`t seen footage of the GasDash before, look like a good event, pity it`s so far away from here :unsure:

[Dwayne OMember]

“PETER GRIFFIN VISITS A4DE”
What a headline :laugh:

Have fun , stay off the piss

as if that`s possible :silly:

[Dwayne OMember]

” SHIT, You mean this aint the A4DE???”

[Dwayne OMember]

SO, NOW the pressure begins to mount on poor old Mal :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Go Hard Mate

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