[Dwayne OMember]

God Damn it !!!! Only 10 days left till the big one :huh:

How quick did that year go ???? Too quick !!!!

Anyway, That is an oldie but a goodie Boony, made me laugh again

Mery Xmas to you too mate & ALL OLD BULLS, BULLETTES & THEIR FAMILIES

[Dwayne OMember]

Any further updates or opinions on these bands TB or Mal ???

Or is the test DONE & DUSTED :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Boony wrote:

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I was thinking jak, how about you put a cross hair on the lense of your helmet cam and then follow menace and we can all play pretend fighter pilots and pretend to shoot at him :)be a great game for christmas and you get to go riding and all.. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

:laugh: That game would be a best seller on here :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Ol’ Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol’ Fred’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol’ Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that
time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol’ Fred died. He said, “You know, Ol’ Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”

He opened the note, and read, “Asshole, you’re standing on my oxygen tube!”

:ohmy: :unsure: :huh: :dry: :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.

Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed ‘What the hell did you do that for?’ Tarzan replied, ‘Always check for squirrels.’

:woohoo :woohoo: :woohoo: :

[Dwayne OMember]

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said, ‘I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.’ She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, ‘It looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.’

She replied, ‘You mean it shows that, too?’

:blink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

Boony wrote:

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all will be fine princess, trust me I`m a doctor,,,hang on no I`m not, but I do know one,Oh yeah he got hunted out of bundaburg,cant remember what for,anyway if the surgeon needs a hand or if he just doesnt turn up ring me,more than happy to stand in for him, I am sure my shakes will settle down by Wed.
See nothing to worry about at all.

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: YOU FREAKING NUT CASE

[Dwayne OMember]

:woohoo:
Great Work on the clocks Dan old mate

Something to be proud of for sure,,,,,

[Dwayne OMember]

BEST OF LUCK for Wed Princess D :kiss:

Sure you will be fine and dandy, only prob might be when ya get out & catch ya first glimpse of Dan`s melon :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Quick Dan, get in the doc`s ear while ya can :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Dwayne OMember]

That is a good report guys & an awsome vid Jak,,,

Nice clear footage, except for when pea brain Menarse wet ya :laugh:

That was funny though

[Dwayne OMember]

:blink:
Bad news there mate on the foot :dry:

I know how it feels,,,, sore

Hope all heals well ready for 2010

[Dwayne OMember]

Keep em comin`,,,,

Its great to look at pics of other dudes bikes

TB will agree 100%

Cheers

[Dwayne OMember]

Very nice mate,
Looks the goods

[Dwayne OMember]

I forgot to mention that the family in my story were not immigrants,,,,,
They were actually Aboriginal,,,,,

We have problems in our society with a number of races unfortunately & as Ollie said, the worst ones are normally the Aussie born ones that have their own parents or grandparents to thank for bringing their families out of harms way or hardship to Australia to lead a better life :angry:

But we also have our own so called true blue aussies that are sometimes just as bad :blink: :angry:

They all need a good kick in the arse & a big wakeup call

[Dwayne OMember]

YEAH,,,,, Good onya Beemer :huh: :dry: :blink: :unsure:
:laugh:

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