[Eric SmithMember]

“The geeee forrrrrcessss!”

“Gotta push the envelope!”

Not for me, I’m too stingy (read as broke!).

[Eric SmithMember]

Bugger me, never thought of that Bruce. Could end in tears that one! Nicely pointed out! Karma for you for that one, and also for your advice about kissing monkeys… Although it could be refined further by mentioning dancing monkeys I feel!

[Eric SmithMember]

I think you should change the name of this ride since you are no longer going to Denman. Maybe call it the Aborted Denman Bash or ADB for short?

(Just doing my bit to keep this thread on top of the New Posts list…)

[Eric SmithMember]

I like this one:

[Eric SmithMember]

Moto wrote:

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He has a picture of me he keeps in his wallet to remind him of good times. Using me as his avatar though would be a bit freaky though :dry:

Gee…

YA RECKON???????

[Eric SmithMember]

Moto wrote:

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My 70% of the posts posted during work hours. Keep up ECKS! :laugh:

Oh no, I meant its a mystery that you had nothing to write in this thread! I guess the hangover must have had a detrimental affect on your reasoning and thought processes, not to mention your cost-benefit analysis functions, eh?

How’s yer head now matey!?!?:woohoo:

[Eric SmithMember]

Moto wrote:

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I don’t even have anything to write in thread but I need to keep my 70% up so I’ll post this for the hell of it :laugh:

Now that’s a mystery!:laugh:

[Eric SmithMember]

Hurrah, moto’s here!

Ooops, sorry mate, I’ll tone that down a bit so that your head doesn’t hurt so much:
Hurrah, (shhhh), moto’s here!

‘OW YA GOING MATEY!!?!?!:woohoo:

Oh the times you wish posts had sound…

[Eric SmithMember]

Remember, the thing with free advice is that you get what you pay for!!:blink:

[Eric SmithMember]

Thanks TB for sorting out my slips there… you missed one though!

I’ve now posted more today by myself than the entire membership of OBT did yesterday! Shame it is all rubbish!!!

Oh, except for the post about the Catombal ride, that was pure gold!

Quiet here today too…

[Eric SmithMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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BC
get a haircut and get a real job

Better get a lawyer son, gonna need a real good one!:laugh:

ECKS
Don’t drop the soap! Don’t smoke no dope!

[Eric SmithMember]

Today’s mysteries:

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?

If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

[Eric SmithMember]

menace wrote:

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champo35 wrote:

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we should limit menace to one post per day

awwww come on guys, my posts take quite a bit of slow thinking and yelling obsenities at photobucket….

i thought i was in the “in” crowd…

:kiss:

Men-Ace, you know we think the sun shines out your backside! Who else can spin yarns like you? Who else can take the piss at their own misfortune like you? Who else is as fanatical about KTM’s as you? (Well, OK, there does seem to be a few of that lot around for some reason…):dry:

You’re like the monkey on a chain that was trained to ride a bike! OBT would be poorer without you!:laugh: :woohoo:

Now, dance for the nice people!!:woohoo:

[Eric SmithMember]

Mmmmm, yesterday was pretty quiet that’s for sure. I had OBT in the background most of the day and if it hadn’t been for DanD and I there would have been nothing at all between 8 and 5!

Therefore it is safe to say that we missed moto!:blink:

Must give him credit, he either likes the sight of his own posts, believes in his own self-importance, has a lot of s*#t to say, or doesn’t care if anyone else cares what he posts – or when – or where!:laugh:

Ooops, I posted the word s*#t… hope there’s a mod out there who can help me with that!:ohmy:

Sh*#t, I did it again!:angry:

Oh, crap…:huh:

Bum.:blush:

[Eric SmithMember]

Great stuff Al, 8:30 will be kick-off time at Catombal.

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