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Wouldn’t it be a ‘nose’ until you actually shoved something up there, at which time it would be a ‘dose’?:silly:
Duuuuude! Welcome man!
Lake Macquarie.. haven’t hung around there for a long time now! Used to play sax with the City of Lake Macquarie Concert Band while I was at uni. Love the area!
champo35 wrote:
Quote:we should limit menace to one post per dayProblem: could you imagine the size and content of that single post?????:ohmy:
I say cut his dose…
G’day Bill, another Vicco eh? Ah well, can’t hold that against you I guess! Welcome to OBT mate!
Moto’s unusually quiet today, probably because neither TB or I have been stirring him up!
Lads, I’d like to come and I’d be fairly confident in saying I’ll be there, but I’d say it will be a 1-day thing for me, no camping. Also, its a bloody long long way away yet, so I’ll not commit to it until I know I can come.
Besides, if I show up and camp, Mick will hunt me down for the dollar that I owe him! :laugh:
That would be big of you Bruce, wouldn’t it, marrying the Pivots? I’m not into bigamy myself… :laugh:
Glad that others like them – it made mine easy to sell!! 😆
Spewing though, I now have to find a new way to get the lint out of my belly button… :huh: :dry:
Yeah, it smarts a bit at first! Works a treat though!
I’m having trouble Mick, I flogged off my special “Pivot” lint removing tools over the weekend to some clown from Wauchope! :laugh:
Jeremy Clarksonisms… all penned or spoken by the man himself,
“I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen!”“We start tonight with the highlight of my childhood. It’s the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it’s full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was like kind of Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly.”
…”the last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany!”
“America: 250 million w*nkers living in a country with no word for w*nker!”
[On the Alfa Romeo Brera]
“I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather and I’m nursing a semi!”[Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster] “It couldn’t pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.”
[On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR]
“there is a word to describe this car: it begins with “s” and ends with “t”
and its not “soot”.
Hammond:”So its fairly terrible then?”
Clarkson:”Oh no…losing your leg is fairly terrible: this is another league of badness!”“the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite”
“Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you.”
‘The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw’
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?”
“The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertable was Adolf Hitler.”
[Fed up during the caravaning trip]
“You aren’t allowed to have a party, you aren’t allowed to have music, you aren’t allowed to play ball games, you aren’t allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it’s a concentration camp!”“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying “Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.””
[On the Mercedes CLs55]“Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.”
“I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”
[On cyclists]
“Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong!”“I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, ‘I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted ‘Get a car’, and drove off.’ What I actually said was, ‘Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N*zi!”
“Britian’s nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe…probably because they don’t have wheel-chair access!”
“Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show……so we’ll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!”
On the Lotus Elise: “This car is more fun than the entire french air force crashing into a firework factory!”
“Now as you can see I lost the battle to have two engines on the back because of three very important reasons. One: weight. This is 600lbs and that’s the same as having a whole American sitting on the tailgate…”
“I would still buy the DB9 over this, and save myself the £60,000. The problem with this car is its gearbox, its just…”
Hammond:”THAT bad is it?”
Clarkson:”Oh no. Robert Mugabe is bad, this is in a whole different league!”“In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.”
“The DB9 has rear seats but no mammal yet created, not even when God was on the LSD trip that gave us the pink flamingo, could fit into them.”
[Assessing Hammond’s crash]
Clarkson:”you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. now why didnt you spot that?!”
Hammond:”I had a lot on: i was doing 288 mph.”
Clarkson: “What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doining the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, if a lion walks in, I’m going to notice it!”“Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved… for a murderer.”
“I dont often agree with the RSPCA as i believe it is an animals duty to be on my plate at supper time.”
“there are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching… on their face”
“Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face. “
“Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed. I do, and it helps.”
“you cant have this car with a diesel, its like saying, i wont go to stringfellows tonight, ill get my mum to give me a lapdance, shes a woman!”
“During the break we got complaints that we don’t show enough green cars so here’s one…” [pointing to a Lamborghini Murcielago in bright green].
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car…
in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.Jeremy said this of the Porsche Cayenne! “Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.”
OBT needs some livening up today, so here’s today’s mysteries:
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
You lot are crazy!!!
Riding on Friday the 13th! :laugh:
I removed my Pivot pegs and rode this weekend without them. Frankly I didn’t notice that much difference, other than I now have a habit of putting my feet on the pegs and not shuffling them around like I used to. I found I can still pivot my boots on the stock pegs if I put my feet a bit further forward than I used to, so that the heel of the boot sits on the peg. Otherwise, I felt a lot more stable on the bike with the stock pegs, which inspires confidence, which helps with riding.
So best of luck to the purchaser, thanks for the kind offer of buying the pegs, especially since I understand they are not actually for you!
So there ya go, Pivot pegs are not for everyone. I didn’t hate them, but they didn’t make enough difference for me to think they were worth keeping on the bike.
I have no beef with Mendham, he’s just a bloke like anyone else.
OK, Catombal is booked for Sunday, so tell your friends.
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Mick dealing Pussy??The scandal! :blush:
gco0307 wrote:
Quote:Nice little report there Ecks, just hope Dave doesn’t have to many of those ‘moments’ in the Condo.I gotta admit I enjoy reading ride reports that shopw different parts of the country as it just makes me want to explore further out.
Keep them coming
Gaz
Cheers Gaz. I’m not so concerned about Condo, or even the A4DE, but the Safari needs some prep for sure! I was pleased to see how well Dave is riding considering he hasn’t had the chance to ‘gel’ with the bike yet!
I nearly didn’t do a report but I liked the scenic pics so I thought I would share. It wasn’t a huge ride by any means, but quite nice!
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