Eric Smith

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  • in reply to: Life’s mysteries… #122053

    Eric Smith
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    I have a friend called Barry and he is short now you mention it. Maybe all Barrys are short anyhow?

    That is a scary thought about lifejackets in Planes, as KTMRAT actually makes them for a living!!!

    Yeah, my mate Barry is short too, that’s what made me wonder! I reckon Barry’s are short because it’s God’s joke on them!

    My brother also makes planes, but the whole plane has a parachute! (optional extra of course) Google “ballistic parachute” and see if you can find a video of one going off… scary stuff!

    in reply to: Life’s mysteries… #122050

    Eric Smith
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    Quiet day on OBT, got enough to do here at work thank goodness!

    Just wanted a thread all of my own since moto has been threadjacking everything in sight for a change! :laugh:

    Besides, I really want to know what Barry is short for?!?! :huh:

    Oh, and why do planes have lifejackets but no parachutes??:unsure:

    in reply to: KTM Engine/Gearbox Oil? #122016

    Eric Smith
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    So if your KTM blows up, you say you’re going to get a Husaberg – which is also a KTM, just bolted together in a different factory using different bolts in a different assembly order…?

    Just checking is all, just checking! Hope those different bolts are better than the originals!:P

    (I probably would do it too, if I had the $$$!)

    in reply to: Proposed dates for the 2009 Christmas Party #122034

    Eric Smith
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    Moto wrote:

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    I’m just trying to get the bouncy castle sorted as I had some money left over after ordering the stippers. The guys said for the money I was paying them that you wouldn’t get to see some winky, but you will get the rest.

    Must be pretty darn expensive strippers (sorry, stippers you say? Ok..). Moto, you know the rule with stippers, no winky, no shrinky! And that’s the way it should be!

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #122033

    Eric Smith
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    When you ride a KTM it makes ECKS pee his pants laughing!

    (1.5 times as sexy indeed!)

    When you ride a KTM, everyone knows that you have too much disposable income!

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #122030

    Eric Smith
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    Moto wrote:

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    I’d like to show her what I could do with my little finger ;)

    When you ride a KTM expect to be at least twice as sexy when you get on the bike.

    Ah, so that’s why you got one moto… the only way you could find to double your sexyness without cutting off your head!

    When you ride a KTM people will judge you the same as they (and you) judge moto…

    in reply to: Proposed dates for the 2009 Christmas Party #122024

    Eric Smith
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    The whole weekend? For that hair? Really?? Hmmm… OK then! Ta-ta now, don’t let the door hit ya backside on the way out!

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #122027

    Eric Smith
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    When you ride a KTM……… speeding.jpg

    Ah Mick, you bugger! That has me laughing out loud here!

    To finish your quote, When you ride a KTM nobody thinks big of you!

    Also, when you ride a KTM, you are not riding a Honda!

    in reply to: gps and bike communication #122017

    Eric Smith
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    I’m getting better speckers next week, I’ve just been to see my optometrist! :laugh:

    I got a pair that will make my ass look smaller!

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #121975

    Eric Smith
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    LC4skin wrote:

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    when you ride a ktm you ride a ktm

    Way to get in the last word!

    Here endeth the lesson!:)

    (Yeah, right, you wait, moto will pipe up here shortly…)

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #121958

    Eric Smith
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    No way Champo, you couldn’t like that one… nobody likes that one!

    When you ride a KTM there is no fear of breaking down. Once you have experienced something as often as KTM riders do, the fear just goes!:P

    in reply to: KTM Engine/Gearbox Oil? #121932

    Eric Smith
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    What the rumours say is that you DO make that kind of money without getting out of bed! Vary Naarrce!

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #121935

    Eric Smith
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    Maybe I could SUE their butts! Wrongful burns inflicted or something? T’was weird, but I’m not too interested in chasing Yamaha. I deal with Councils and Govt Departments every day, last thing I need is to try to deal with someone like a bike manufacturer for something this obscure! To be completely honest I am scared that this amount of heat means something is wrong!

    At least bananananana’s are a nice colour and their graphics are tasteful! I’d rather look at 20 million banana’s than one KTM! (Which is good, because I believe that’s the ratio of Banana’s to KTM’s!) :P

    in reply to: gps and bike communication #121893

    Eric Smith
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    I am developing a new system for on-bike communication and navigation. I will be offering this system to OBT members first, at a discounted price. Please support a local Aussie-made product. Our system is foolproof and does not have any problems with losing satellites. We can fit this system to any bike and helmet combination and it is extremely portable.

    Here are some pictures of our test versions:

    Navigation device
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    Navigation – screen shot
    australia-map1.jpg

    Integrated communication device
    loud_hailer1.jpg

    Any feedback would be appreciated!

    We are also developing another version which involves TB stored in your backpack, a stick for him to poke you with and two tin cans and a string.

    in reply to: When you ride a KTM………….? #121928

    Eric Smith
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    Moto wrote:

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    Are you getting the internal engine parts and pistons confused with Honda CRF ownership? ;)Or are you thinking about the internals of the Yamaha clutch?

    When you ride a KTM you don’t slow roast your leg? :p

    Oooh, moto, that’s a sore point! :P

    When you ride a KTM you lose any sense of good taste you may have had previously… seriously though, that colour scheme!
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