DRZs are like fat chicks, fun to ride, but you don’t want your mates to see you on one… boom, boom, tish
Lets see, Wikipedia says this about the clitoris;
The clitoris (i /ˈklɪtərɪs/, i /klɪˈtɔərɪs/ or UK /ˈklaɪtɒrɪs/) is a sexual organ that is present only in female mammals. In humans, the visible button-like portion is located near the anterior junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra and vagina. Unlike the penis, which is homologous to the clitoris, the clitoris does not contain the distal portion of the urethra. The only known exception to this is in the Spotted Hyena. In this species, the urogenital system is unique in that the female urinates, mates and gives birth via an enlarged, erectile clitoris, known as a pseudo-penis
New respect for Hyenas eh?
Now based on that information and extensive workshop investigation I do believe I can pronounce your DRZ NOT female, as there is no clitoris to be found. There is a small button for the horn, but repeated pressing only brought annoyance and no pleasure to the bike.
I will not go so far as to say that that a lack of clitoris makes the bike definitively male, ergo a pleasurable riding experience on said DRZ makes you a homo, but it still does bring slight ridicule as evidence by the responses in this thread so far.
I will give this advice, ask you significant other if you can search out the mythical clitoris. If not struck with something heavy immediately, this search may bring you more riding time without backlash in the future.
Rudy out.
