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was good. glad they enjoyed it. had a couple of clips from my phone i tried to put on but had no luck.
Prob 9 oclock 9.30 at the latest. Takes 30min from Wauchope to here. PM me Trippers number and i will work on him.
Its D day boys. Who is coming?
Nice Tank. Shame your not here to have run with us. Im sure Mick will REALLY look after it for you.
Sunday will be the day. Boags is back on board (he is sending the missus to Sydney by herself so he can go riding , what a legend!). About 4-5 definit about 5-6 still to confirm.
have got interest from from rider X,
If you like fart joke you will think this is funny.
HOW TO POO AT WORK
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it we’ve all kicked
back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below.
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is
inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the
“Survival Guide” for taking a dump at work.CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is
not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check
for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come
back again. Be careful not to become aFREQUENT FLYER
People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going
into the bathroom.ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing
a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment.
If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen.
If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.JAILBREAK
When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water.
This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the
bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have
just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER
A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or
magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least
expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realise that you are in the stall and tries to
force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable
moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.CAMO-COUGH
A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that
you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.WATERMELON
A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. Can
create your own Tsunami, which will result in a puddle appearing under the stall door. Also, there is the inevitable embarrassment of
“splashback”. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.HAVANA OMELETTE
A case of diarrhoea that creates series of loud splashes in the
toilet water. Often companied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire.UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.Pretty Confident BMW has a little more behind it than VOR. A company that turns over 56 billion dollars a year does not do things in halves.
Front generally because it is the first to smash that big bundy. Spent the week end riding some new BMW G450Xs and we got two flat fronts within ten minutes of each other. Some poeple carry a 19″ because you can use it in the rear and strech it into the front (but it is a bitch to do)> I just carry a front because you can just ziptie on the rear if you have to.
Top ride Mick. Everyone was obviously stoked.
Gilli-tough effort bro, riding home on a broken foot with little complaint, you did have your glass of harden up didn’t you. It will be in Oct some time for a Kundabung run, will through some dates around in the next week or so.Great Tracks, Great Blokes, Great Tucker and Great big smiles it was choice Bro.Cool. ukunexcited bro.
Do not know if he has contacted you but, Boags is back in for Saturday. Can i leave my car at your place Mick?
cool man
Sorry to through suggestions around at the last minute, I know what its like organising this sort of shit. I truly can throw together an easy 70-100 km loop if you want. wont be able to make tommorrow, bike still dirty from last time (thats child abuse isnt it).
Tar!!!This word is not in my vocabulary wwhen in comes to trail riding. Cant picture cairnscross, bellangry to rollands plains without big road runs in between. Will you ride from wauchope? If you are trailering bikes around why dont you come up to Kundabung on Sunday? I know cairns cross very well, it was where i grew up riding. I will try and catch up with you on Monday or Tuesday.
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