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Just wondering what the vegan and celiac options will be for lunch?

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Have you got seperate sheds for each. You know they will fight during the night if they are left alone.

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There was a man who liked to ride and wander,
there was a man who rode a Honda
this same man has lost his head,
now he rides a Yami instead

At least it is not a Hyosung I suppose.

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Add Choko as well. Think he is a member, if not I will get onto him.

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Hey Mick!

Sounds good. Will be the first day of my holidays so put me and Boags down. Look foward to it.

Cheers

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Read on to understand “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”.

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”…and be ready for China .
In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken…… ………. ……..
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS”.
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes…
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today……

Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

Room Service: ” Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”
Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?”
Guest: “…..What??”

Room Service: “Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”

Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”

Room Service: “Hokay. An sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”

Room Service: “An toes. ulai sahn toes?”
Guest: “I…. Don’t think so..”

RoomService: “No? Udo wan sahn toes???”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RoomService: “Toes! Toes!…Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin! !! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RoomService: “We botter?”
Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.”

RoomService: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”

RoomService: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”

RoomService: “Copy…tea.. meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”

RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy … Rye ??”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”

RoomService: “Tanjooberrymutts.”
Guest: “You’re welcome”

Remember I said “By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’ ……and you do, don’t you!

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Aprilia have been running the Ditech 50cc 2t fuel injeted motor for years. Good for 90-95km/hr or up to 100-105 km/hr with a bit of tweeking.

http://www.speed-sports.com/motorscooters/scooter_models/aprilia_scooters/sr50_05.html

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Top stuff Mick. I can only hope that one of my girls is a tomboyand and takes to the bike ridin thing.

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Ken awsome. Love it.

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You suck Moto. I am supposed to be studying but got stuck on this for 20 min and still could not get it. It is bloody easier to reverse a real trailer. It will not get the better of me though. I will be back on it this arvo.

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It is said that those that fear homosexuality, are often homosexual themselves. I don’t fear homosexuality, I LOVE WATCHING LESBIANS. Be gay and happy my brothers.

Love you all :kiss:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Ollie wrote:

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Shims you buy after you check the clearance $15 ea,vernier $25+, tension wrench $100+ or borrow your mates. Timing very easy if you can read engrish plenty of how to video’s on youtube and the satisfaction of doing it yourself: cost to have it done in a shop $250+ I guess its all about priorities just be methodical and take plenty of pictures for backup good luck with it mate

Ollie

Thats better Yes Ollie’s right very satisfying when you have done it

TB

A bit like sex really. It is OK to watch someone else do it. But is much more satisfying to do it yourself.

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I am feeling alot of homophobia in this thread. There is nothing wrong with being gay. While I am not gay myself, my boyfriend says homophobia is a real issue for him. We should love our brothers.Stand proud TB.

Love you all.

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The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, “How do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?”

“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

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Gordon the Chicken
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets’ eggs.
Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer’s favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung at all! Trevor went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The Result?
The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention

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