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It is a Benelli Tornado (think in some markets called the Tre)- a very nice looking piece of kit that ran the same motor as the awesome looking Benelli TnT (1130cc)

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight”, the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of those”.

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The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. Very nice, but I think they may have misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

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white rocket wrote:

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just a thought gco0307 its not politicaly correct but if you are out looking for new tracks why not start a fresh one but just put say 20 mins efert into it every time you go out and in no time you will have tracks everyware

In all honesty, I have no problems riding existing trails but kinda don’t like ctreating in areas like this as I tend to enjoy them for what they are. Pin forests and plantations are different, but this is a natural type forest so I prefer to ride existing trails, besides which there are heaps more in here I just have to put the effort and ride them.

Gaz

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Boony wrote:

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awsome report and photos. where was it at again.(how far from Tamworth in hours)
did you solo this ride.

Thanks Boony.

The ride was in Meryla State Forest or Park or whatever it is called which is just southwest of Fitzroy Falls (and by just, I go in from Fitzroy Falls) near Robertson in the NSW Southern Highlands, so woudl be a number of hours from Tamworth.

Asfor riding alone, this was done solo although a mate was going to try to get there, he unfortunately didn’t make it. But that said I do tend to ride alone a bit when riding midweek and with no job at the meoment it means more midweek rides, although I do tend to be careful. On weekends I tend to ride with others but these little rides I find the lonely aspects of being solo actually add to the enjoyment (well for me anyway)

Gaz

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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend “I’m sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.”

The other student says “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class.”

Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him “We’re medical students and couldn’t help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn’t agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?”

The old man said “I’ll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think.” One of the students said “I think its Petry Syndrome.” The old man said “You thought…. but you are wrong.” Then the other student said “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.” The old man said “You thought… but you are wrong.” So they asked him “Well, what do you have?” The old man said “I thought it was a FART… but I was WRONG.”

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Crappa dappa doooo.

I would have thrown the hand up if this was tomorrow as man, do I need to ride as I haven’t for a number of weeks now.

Ah well, hope you had fun

Gaz

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If the roads are DR friendly – let me know.

Besides, I have plenty of time on my hands at teh moment (well, once next weeks holiday is done)

Gaz

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EAGLE`02 wrote:

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Sorry to hear about the redundancy status Gazza,,,,,

Thanks man, but all is good the package did kind of knock me off the chair when they told be about it and we can last off that for a long time (in excess of 12 months) if we have to, but preference is to find another job and throw it on the mortgage.

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Don`t tell me you will be out riding even more of those awsome trails now:(
Cheers

The long and short answer to this is ……….

Garry

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Great idea ……………………… except that as of today I no longer have a work environment, something about me being redundant.

But I did work there for near 11 years so I aint exactly unhappy.

Garry

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Top stuff there all.

Love this type of stuff, the scenery, the adventure, the controversy of blocking people’s driveways and the stories

Keep them coming

Garry

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Miss Johnson was monitoring detention at school & Lil Johnny was there and he was being rude, so Miss Johnson said; “How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you’re so mean?”

He responds, “I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you’re so ugly.

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LC4skin wrote:

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nice report Gaz. im glad the pics of the water crossing turned out good, its a pity Sam wasnt so impressed about getting a shower.

Mate, the last one in full size looks awesome (even if I do say so myself). :laugh:

If you want a copy just pm me your email and I will send them up.

As for sam and the shower, well yeah he didn’t seem to impressed but hell it sure looked good and besides, it washed the dust away.

Gaz

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LC4skin wrote:

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im good to go for this ride, just got my bike fixed up. me and my cousin will meet you at the redhills firetrail 10am sunday.

No problems will see you both there.

Will PM my mobile number, although I have a cheapie and no reception there so will see.

Trailboss wrote:

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Sorry Gaz I cant make it, Salina is crook so I may take the kids out for the day so she can have some piece and quiet, will be looking forward to a return tour, besides you will know where the plane is etc and I wont have to walk around so much lol

Enjoy ride safe and look forward to your ride report

TB

No good mate, hope Salina feels better an all.

As for the plane, well given the rain we have had this way lately I may skip it and just play in the mud and sand instead, they are always fun, fun and more fun.

Will cya another time.

Gaz

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Cool, no problems.

I am at Dapto so can meet anywhere along the way or even in the forest itself.

As for your Saturday locations I enjoy them all. Rode Penrose and Wingello during the holidays but haven’t been to Belanglo lately but intend to get back.

If you want to come along Sunday just let me know by PM or so.

Gaz

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