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Boony wrote:

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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It’s opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand,
a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: “Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?”
Little boy: “What the f*ck do you think?”

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: pisser m8 absolute pisser :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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a group of non english speaking asians went to a park with
a tour guide who was teaching them the english language,he walked them around
saying “this is a tree” “this is a flower” they copied word for word,
he walked them to a bush where they heard moaning he says “wait here ill
check this out”he came out of the bush and said its just a man riding a bike,
one of the men from the group went in. Bang Bang they heard gunshots,the man
came out and said thats my fuckin bike…

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these little guys have a tv show,its funny as hell for adults only it gets f@#$%d up!

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bored this will burn 2 minutes..may be removed strong language!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pmv__3krFw

for metal heads!

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i was walking down the street an looked in the gutter an i seen my nose , so i asked my nose what u doing , an my nose said im off my face !

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thanks boss i’ll call you tomorrow

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cheers ollie,carbs been out and cleaned its back in running no probs still smokey tho.

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thanks ollie but if it were rings wouldnt it blow smoke on the throttle?

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its a lil smoky at idle too

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haha i seen it was worth a look but a bit dramatised but it is a tv show,got to make it interesting
looks like a good ride.

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Moto wrote:

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He’ll like going fast until he wipes out, then he’ll be upset, then he’ll want to go fast again Fearless youngsters!

It’s good you’ve got him on a bike, I’m sure he’s made up with it

the weekend after these pics he came off pretty big hit the deck at bout 30kmh :ohmy:
the chest plate took the impact and had a pretty deep scratch and some smaller ones,
lucky for the plate.he had enough for that day :laugh: lil bugger made me run like 800 metres
to get him up.he didnt have a mark on him :laugh:

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Murph the surf wrote:

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Top pics there Glow
My kid started on a litle KX 60. He loved it straight off the bat and I loved teaching him. He has had a BW YZ 85, YZ 125 since and now pilots a KTM 200 :woohoo:
Now he’s teaching me :laugh: :laugh:
Its been good value as we have remained good mates even through these turbulant teenage years
Cheers
Murph

wow started on the kx 60 damn they are a quick lil thing.thats good to hear you guys are mates
its the whole bike thing you cant get a better bond.its about trust and freedom,and adrenalin
thats why we all ride.

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XRTRAILHACK wrote:

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great pics I can’t wait to see my son ride his bike on christmas day at nan &pops place he will need the training wheels and I have had the little crf goverend to walking pace

theres nothing better than seeing them ride for the first time!they fly in no time lol.
enjoy it mate,my boy is too short to touch the ground so when he slowed down he’d just drop it i had to tell him “when you fall plz get up so i know your okay” he’d just lay there till i got there. :laugh: :laugh:
the main thing was brakes always ask them how they are gonna stop b4 they ride.i still do
lol :laugh: i just gotta get him to throw the leg out on corners now..then spose we off to some jumps bumps and woops gulp :woohoo:

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Moto wrote:

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Once he’s refined the move:

[img]http://www.justinhoman.com/Pics/whip6-24www.JPG[/img]

lol but i dont think i can teach him that 1 :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo:

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thanks TB ill get onto that

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