[Craig HattonMember]

Bastards – I hate thieves

Maybe we all to to buy something more from sutto’s to help relieve the pain a little.

Just a thought – get the shops to get your vin numbers when you order something, at least it would create a database and make it harder to buy things for a stolen bike.

Get Mal/Chris to register them on http://www.stolendirtbikes.com.au and remember this site when buying a new ride

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

Bastards – I hate thieves

Maybe we all to to buy something more from sutto’s to help relieve the pain a little.

Just a thought – get the shops to get your vin numbers when you order something, at least it would create a database and make it harder to buy things for a stolen bike.

Get Mal/Chris to register them on http://www.stolendirtbikes.com.au and remember this site when buying a new ride

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

Kevin Rudd was out jogging one morning along the harbour pathway near Kirribilli House in Sydney when he tripped, fell down a bank and landed in the water below.

Before the Security detail guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Movie World in QLD.’ Kevin said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Prime Minister’s airplane.’

The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Speedo ‘SHARK’ bathers.’ Kevin said, ‘I’ll get them for you, and even have Ian Thorpe sign them!’

The third kid said, ‘I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’

Kevin was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’

The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!’

hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

See you guys there tomorrow- will be there about 11, riding in arvo.

Have had a little rain down this way last couple days – if they got any down the bay it should be great

2-17 and sunny sat, 2-16 sun cloudy, will need to be near the fire sat night for sure

cheers hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

DanD wrote:

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Shit – you had me worried for a minute there. But if it’s only space ships and aliens all will be good. I would say Boonys gunna look like an alien from the planet mud after everyone has a go at him:laugh:

I have just been reading all those posts, look out boony they are coming to get ya – phots, photos, photos

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

congrats vman
enjoy the strap, let me know when down coast again- maybe catch up for that ride

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

FIRST TIME SEX
…………..
A girl asks her
boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her
parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first
time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s
his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex.. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time & all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door.
‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes &
the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’

The boy turns & whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.’

[Craig HattonMember]

Hatto wrote:

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Hi everyone
Well here’s the go, want to do a ride from Milton to araluen, stay overnight an then ride back. problem is we can get from Milton to Nelligan no probs, but have only been from there to araluen once about 4yrs ago. So wondering if anybody has a trail map for that leg. We want to do a couple of rides to get a loop sorted but would love to have some backup maps just in case because I think if you get it wrong you can spend a lot of time going round in circles:(

cheers Hatto

Anyone got GPS overlays or anything like that or a contact of someone who knows there way around and would like to ride with a couple of us.

cheers hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

gco0307 wrote:

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Got the reply.

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The way we went was from Nelligen head towards Braidwood for around 5 k’s, LHT Old Bolero mountain rd and follow the main track, keep going and stay RHS of radio tower and follow for a while till T intersection which should be Misty Mountain rd turn left and follow till creek and cross(can be deep, rocky), continue 300mtrs LHT onto No Name fire trail and follow for around 10 k’s keeping to the left, I think there is a LHT but if you stick to the main track you should be ok. Follow another 3 to 5 k’s and turn right and follow for arouind 3ks till RHT Gollorborie road and follow for about 20k’s till Knowles rd, turn right and follow about 5k’s till T intersection which is Araluen rd, turn right and follow about 40k’s.

Below is the link to the ride report which has some pics and vids of a few sections. The tracks themselves were those before we left Dave’s house after lunch.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=296779

Hope it helps a bit

Gaz

Cheers gaz
We know a few of those roads and can pick our way through a few fire trails but was looking for more single/twin type track as we all prefer bush to road

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

Damn, Damn, damn
New I would miss a good ride, good ride report and photos. Sorry to pull out at the last minute Vman- wrist is all good again, maybe next time

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

Happy b’day TB welcome to the 41 club

hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

I told you katee, don’t keep looking back for those honda’s, you should be used to being in front now

Hatto:P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Craig HattonMember]

Hey Tb
Mal was telling me about these, will be waiting for report. Have mc5 both hoops at the moment but was thinking irc back and m/s12 front next up, so keen to find out performance
Bruce from wbtb uses irc’s and recommends them

cheers Hatto

[Craig HattonMember]

So that was you who set fire to the grass, we were camped on the other side of the little stack of trees – we were up helping put that fire out with you cause we thought it might get to us
There has been some rain down here but not heaps, riding conditions are excellent at the moment

cheers Hatto
medogrocket wrote:

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looking forward to this ride, should be a beauty if they have had as much rain as everywhere else, hopefully we won’t burnt the place down like we did last year:blush:

[Craig HattonMember]

Hi vman , others
Sorry guys but my wrist has blown up after riding last weekend, so will have to pull out of the ride this weekend – bummer, have been looking forward to doing an old bull ride, maybe next time

cheers Hatto

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