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  • in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #175151

    John
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    aido wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    What about the real cabins with thier own ensuite? Id like one of those

    well ring them and book one daylesford boy, next you will want devonshire tea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    You want your own ensuite so you dont have to do a public dash with ya fluffy slippers and hair curlers in.

    Seeing that we go to the same hairdresser little John you know i have no need for hair curlers :)

    Yeh Yeh !!!!!

    in reply to: April 2010 Muc-off Caption Competition #175101

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    Muc Off ?? what Muck Off ??

    Oh yea now i see it.

    in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #175049

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    menace wrote:

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    What about the real cabins with thier own ensuite? Id like one of those

    well ring them and book one daylesford boy, next you will want devonshire tea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    You want your own ensuite so you dont have to do a public dash with ya fluffy slippers and hair curlers in.

    in reply to: Free to good homes #174896

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    TB

    Jak and I have struck a deal. can you please take the end piece off the muffler (Chrome bit) and I`ll take that and Jak will take the rest. :) :)
    If its not to much trouble :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

    Boony

    Of course Boony I am here to serve ;) Pm me your address and I will mail it tomorrow

    TB

    You drive a hard bargain Mr Boon. And yes i do like me kneecaps the way they are. Sorry Mr Boon. Please forgive me.

    Oh and i will be there first thing in the morning to wash your car and get that wax out of your ear. Thank you for letting me do this for you Mr Boon.

    in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #174901

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    smurf19 wrote:

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    Is this ride still open for entries I am able to go now as the move date is on Thursday the 20th so the bride has told me to piss off and leave her to organise the where things go in the house. If entrys are closed I’ll just come along and play chef to look after the food for you all.
    Can’t let you guys have all the fun without old grandpa coming along

    Good onya Smurf. Its been a long time between rides. Menace is your man to talk to.

    in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #174889

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    menace wrote:

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    curfew, smartarse :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    go and ask for an extension, i dare ya :woohoo:

    There’s only one boss in this houshould and thats me.

    Until 10.30 tonight anyway.

    in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #174887

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    menace wrote:

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    they reckon they will squeeze all the cars in. i think it might be wise to park just up the road a little and ride in maybe.

    One of the most inteligent things i’ve heard you say or did Sammy help you with that one. :laugh: :P

    no, i did it all myself mate…

    and just for you too :laugh:

    i bet you have a cewfew already :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    cewfew. Pauline Hanson?????????????????????

    in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #174879

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    aido wrote:

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    they reckon they will squeeze all the cars in. i think it might be wise to park just up the road a little and ride in maybe.

    One of the most inteligent things i’ve heard you say or did Sammy help you with that one. :laugh: :P

    Jak will your bike hold enough fuel to park out a bit and then ride in ?

    Might have to borrow some off the rest of you if thats all right. I rekon if i fill it right up i should just get through the day.

    in reply to: 2010 Kenda Rally…Victoria. #174874

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    menace wrote:

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    they reckon they will squeeze all the cars in. i think it might be wise to park just up the road a little and ride in maybe.

    One of the most inteligent things i’ve heard you say or did Sammy help you with that one. :laugh: :P

    in reply to: Rider Injured at sunny corner #174829

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    Handed all my guns in about six months ago. Havnt used them for years and now being a bit older and a family man the priorities change.

    Only ever used them on rabbits or clays.

    in reply to: Free to good homes #174788

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    menace wrote:

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    i`ll take the muffler if its alright with you thanks TB :dry:

    Boony

    you can fight “little” JAK for it boony :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Tell ya what Boony give me $50 for it and its yours.

    Just joking ;) If you want the muffler go for your life. The blinkers are my main concern just so i can be legal.

    in reply to: Free to good homes #174723

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Hey TB,

    would be very interested in the pipe and blinkers. Current blinkers on me bike are not legal so this will help no end.
    Cheers

    Done on the rear end assembly then will bring then to the Kenda if that time frame suits

    TB

    No problem at all. Look forward to it. ;)

    in reply to: Free to good homes #174719

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    Hey TB,

    would be very interested in the pipe and blinkers. Current blinkers on me bike are not legal so this will help no end.
    Cheers

    in reply to: Fitness for Dummies. #174522

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    aido wrote:

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    NO NO NO.I woke in the middle of the night screaming.Dennis i dont think you have put enough thought into this,When you go away who is going to be our VTB ? :( :( :(

    i vote for you mate……. :P

    Im a follower not a leader. TB you will have to relocate someone down here to lead us :)

    Your it Aido

    Victorian
    Tellytu
    Bby :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :P

    in reply to: Fitness for Dummies. #174429

    John
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    I had a quiet word to the powers that be and it was decided in your case to modify the criteria. It will now be

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    i need to be able to do…

    * a flexed arm hang for a minimum of 20 seconds. Hold a JB can at right angles for 15 seconds.

    * minimum of 15 push ups. Just be able to get down on all fours

    * minimum of 20 sit ups (or 45 if someone holds your feet) Refer to Artha Dunga’s sit up routine.

    * a standard shuttle run, with a minimum score of 6.5. A 50m waddle.

    also i need to pass a body mass index test of below 33.
    i am currently 33.08, believe it or not….. :laugh: :laugh: Just as long as your belly doesnt flap against your knees when you waddle

    ive been off the piss and mostly off the smokes for a couple of weeks now and have lost 3kg already.You only lost the 3kgs because you put the two JB cans down when you got on the scales this time

    tomorrow, the rocky music starts :laugh: :laugh:

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