Jeffrey Smith

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  • in reply to: Enduro run #240433

    Not sure what you did Maiset but you need to upload it to You tube or similar then copy the link here for it to work.

    in reply to: ktm stack = busted humerus #240395

    Bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get well soon Wazzup

    in reply to: Happy Bday The Farrier #240311

    Happy birthday EZ

    in reply to: Happy Bday Bigger Al #240303

    Happy Birthday Al, Have a good one!

    in reply to: Ideal Learner Bike? #240212

    TTR230 or CRF230 are some good options. As for the 2K, you might be hard pressed to find something suitable in that range.

    Second hand bikes seem to hold there value reasonably well so maybe spend a bit more and if it doesn’t work out you just sell the bike and gear to hopefully get most of your money back.

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Strucky 21/04 #240138

    Happy birthday Strucky, have a great day!

    in reply to: Wet Trails at Wallaroo 20 April 2013 #240070

    Glad you boys had a good day out.

    I was planning on riding out and back rather than trailer it. The idea of riding there and back in the rain didn’t appeal, especially with a per-employment medical coming up on Tuesday.

    in reply to: Wallaroo Ride 2o/4/13 #239826
    jonsa wrote:
    Hey Jeffro Richo450x

    Let me no me when definite and I’ll PM meet details

    Cheers Jonsa

    As long as it isn’t raining I am In Jonsa, just let me know where to meet.

    in reply to: Hello #239979

    G’day Steve. Welcome to the site.

    The Nav rides are crackers, and this next one is meant to raise the bar.

    in reply to: Jokes #239962

    The human body has 7 trillion nerves…….my wife manages to get on every fucking one of them.
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    I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They’re brilliant…It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex.
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    My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
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    I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous.
    I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I am a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll check it out.
    I said, “My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny”
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    I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
    Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend……
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    A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, “Don’t enter that church, you damn fool !!!”
    His wife asks him, “What are you watching?”
    Husband replies, “Our bloody wedding video”
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    Life is like a penis….Soft and hanging freely….It’s women that make it hard
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    I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
    “Don’t be silly,” she said “You can borrow my i-Pad”
    That spider never knew what fucking hit it.
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    I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn’t like it.
    She says that it makes her sleepy and her ass sore

    in reply to: Happy B-Day Lefty #239967

    G’day Lefty, Happy Birthday Champ, have a good one.

    in reply to: Two Day Nav Ride June 22nd and 23rd 2013 #239899

    Looks good mate. Some of those rocky hills will test a few of the big bikes I reckon.

    Wish I was going.

    in reply to: Forced retirement ? #239888

    +1 for what TB said.

    Good luck with it.

    in reply to: Happy B-Day PTW #239867

    Happy Birthday Pete

    in reply to: Bago Breakfast, the REPORT. #239793

    Any more takers for the DVD?

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