[DavidMember]

KTM Bull wrote:

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micknmeld wrote:

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The rain is nice and steady here too.
Now get your missus to do a pole dance for you, while your luck is running!!!:woohoo: :woohoo:

Too late she has passed out watching the cricket

We have more rain….seems as if your missus would rather dance the rain dance than the pole dance hey Bull

[DavidMember]

Honda’s Suck

Ahhhh

Thats better:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[DavidMember]

Thanks Mick , I spoke to them and they had 7 pups and 2 were male and 5 female, I wanted a male and the 2 males died, so all they had left were females, I begged the boss and she said as long as I sleep outside with it and the thought was not so bad, after all I would be closer to Katie, but after careful consideration I decided I like the bosses cooking too much…..HoHum…the search goes on…..Thanks so much Mate…..I really appreciate your thinking of me…please keep a look out still, Thanks Thanks

There you go no teasing

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Moto wrote:

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When you ride a KTM your gearbox won’t grenade itself like a Gas Gas
When you ride a KTM you won’t have valve/piston/end float/engine case/old bike issues like a Honda
When you ride a KTM the bike won’t burn you and the clutch will work for more than 3 weeks unlike a Yamaha
When you ride a KTM your glad you don’t have the power/suspension/weight/broekn valves of a Suzuki
When you ride a KTM you can laugh at the insane choice people made when they bought a VOR
When you ride a KTM TB will break your sidestand out of envy of the Orange :laugh:
When you ride a KTM you wish you bought the new Husaberg….sucked in!

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You are the Man
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[DavidMember]

Husky610 wrote:

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How many hours HARD RACING?? I gotta share some of my pain Meds with you lads…Then Like me, You’ll have done ALL manner of races, taken Podium on a most too..The you too can get up out of bed and go outside, Pat your bike…Dribble a bit more..have coffee and plan your next ride…:woohoo: :woohoo: :S two hours later Realise you were just dreamin…Again…But hey…It’s cheap and doesnt hurt when I fall off? :blink:

KTMRAT…You STAND on your Filters??? :huh: I weep with the thought of such an atrocity..I cringe..I shudder…I ..I …I will give it a go..:cheer:

If you wept at that then this will make you delirious ….I have even at a pinch put the newspaper under the wheel of the car and 5 mins later your good to go

[DavidMember]

Husky610 wrote:

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When you ride a KTM you get spotted easily form the air.

And getting spotted from the air is bad when………………???

[DavidMember]

Just a stones throw really, but its way to far to go on a Honda without a service:laugh: :laugh:

[DavidMember]

Ollie wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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If I had an automatic transmission I would run automatic transmission oil, makes sense to me as a person in the top end of the mechanical game.

Cheap oil and change more often well, if you have seen Dyno runs and see how much a current 450 four stroke engine loses horsepower wise when it heats up and can understand the demands and pressures placed on rockers cams etc guys how could a cheap oil that can suffer the same heat in the first 30 kms of an given ride offer the same protection as good quality oil?

I use Motul 5100 10w50 and change it around 500kms or after a big weekend with Chicken it maybe 1000kms, its quality oil and can do the 1000 kms standing on its head. Temperature is the big killer for oil breakdown.

TB

Which begs the question”why dont more bike run external Oil coolers”:unsure:

Ollie

True That Ollie:)

[DavidMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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If I had an automatic transmission I would run automatic transmission oil, makes sense to me as a person in the top end of the mechanical game.

Cheap oil and change more often well, if you have seen Dyno runs and see how much a current 450 four stroke engine loses horsepower wise when it heats up and can understand the demands and pressures placed on rockers cams etc guys how could a cheap oil that can suffer the same heat in the first 30 kms of an given ride offer the same protection as good quality oil?

I use Motul 5100 10w50 and change it around 500kms or after a big weekend with Chicken it maybe 1000kms, its quality oil and can do the 1000 kms standing on its head. Temperature is the big killer for oil breakdown.

TB

TB for a 4stroke , nothing but the Motul 5100 for me, but the 2stroke have no cams , rockers and the rest, so the two strokers have no problems with the ATF

[DavidMember]

Updated list- possibly 22 so far

KTM Bull – KTM 525
Ole Mate 520 – KTM 520
Rosco – KDX 200
Puddles – Blue Sh#t box 400 something blaah blah
4 others – (we are working on them to become Old Bulls)
KTM Rat – KTM 576
Steve (wingham) -KTM 530
Syd (wingham) -KTM 530
T-Rex (wingham) – KTM 200
2 others from wingham(confirmed)
3 others from wingham(not confirmed)
Strucky on his Honda 400
Finza – WR450
Tucky – Old steel framed dunger 250 blue crap
Mickmeld -XR630 (if he gets a leave pass)
itsagas – gas gas

[DavidMember]

You are competitive after-all

[DavidMember]

KTM Bull wrote:

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Easy Rat usally brings things around with a bolt snaped off half way down a blind hole

Steering Dampner…… Bull….any comments (you bitch)

[DavidMember]

How do we fix that Bull, we just take it away from him, Hey??

[DavidMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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I might have to dig one of those tyres out of the skip bin in my front yard as two of them, have more tread on them than the one on my bike.:dry:

yeah I was eyeing them off as I went past the other night

[DavidMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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GL puddles wrote:

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micknmeld wrote:

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GL puddles wrote:

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You wish. I will not be converted or you would have to call me KTM Puddles

I have had plenty of KTM puddles on the floor of my shed.THat pro senior is a bugger for it.

Has Dave touched it with his magic fingers

He has,but not the bit that is making the puddles. MY KTM250SX made a big puddle in the bush one day directly after Dave touched it.Pity we didn’t spot the puddle and kept riding it with no oil in it.:blink: Wasn’t his fault entirely as I did have both him and me in a alcohol induced stupor at the time.:huh:

I forgot about that one Mick:ohmy: :ohmy:
Hope you can make sunday Mate

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