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micknmeld wrote:

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mind you we do have a lot of one eye’d trouser snakes over here :laugh:

and one eyed rugby supporters.

yep but you only need 1 good eye to watch the all blacks win :whistle:

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mind you we do have a lot of one eye’d trouser snakes over here :laugh:

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i dunno the sex is good and lots of it.. and snakes are only good if you are a women

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I have our bikes chained to the floor and a remote alarm and video camera, the alarm is silent …so i can watch myself on video beating the snot out of any pricks that try and steal my bikes:laugh: 4 cars parked up narrow drive, then theres the dog and the guard cat… and best of all the ..guard wife..
a vicious cross breed with sharp claws and sharp teeth that can nag a man to death in 5 seconds flat:laugh:

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DanD wrote:

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They are some nice looking bikes. Obviously a proud Yammie owner.

Thanks… it looks like you may be a proud yammie owner as well.. you also have a nice bike

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Nothing worse than unclean tools ..or ones that drip :ohmy:

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:laugh:WHO me tidylol:laugh: 😆 maybe the van and the bikes but thats all…nice of you to say though .thanks

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sorry you lost me ? one of those guys ?
moving stuff around ??

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Thanks guys.. yeah polishing alloy sucks, lots of time and autosol does the trick
yep that pipe is shiney and not 1 dent …YET:woohoo:
added a couple more pics of work van and bike trailer

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micknmeld wrote:

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Has anyone else noticed that Kiwi Dave has his gender down as female on his profile. Has the male inner sanctum we had happening here today been breached??

OK thanks for that i’ve changed it now (he says in a deep manly voice)and ive taken off the skirt, but the heels stay ..they are my best fox riding heels:blink: :laugh: :unsure:

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Stink …i wondered why i was wearing a short skirt and high heels;)

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dont throw rocks in your glass house Dave :huh:

Dont worry TB I smashed all the windows in my glasshouse years ago buddy, when you have been married for 22 years they know all anyway

OH and by the way welcome Kiwi Dave….Welcome to the Madhouse…I wish I could come back to NZ, but they will lock me down for a little holiday if I do……come to think about its the same in Fiji and Tahiti as well…must be something to do with Islands

hi ktmrat.thanks for the welcome… well you are only a rookie ive been doing time with the same ..witch..sorry women for 30 looooong
years and to make matters worse she likes hondas and kawasakis …but i’ll be free soon i’ve cut the brake lines on her broomstick:laugh: ;)squashed her pointy hat
and turned her black cat into a toilet seat warmer:blink:
hhhmmm what was the name of that book again ??? The cats revenge..by claude balls

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Ollie wrote:

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HEY ollie… ive found you something to ride ..unfortunately its not a bike but my wife said you can borrow her broomstick to ride:laugh:
pointy hat and black cat optional

phew Dave I was a bit worried how about a comma after bike:laugh: what model broom stick?:laugh:

Ollie

come to think of it, i think i first met her behind the …bike sheds..:laugh:

or was it i met the school bike behind the sheds..damn memory,.. age is a dangerous thing,.. as i quickly look over my shoulder to see if shes looking:laugh:

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naaah i had one of those,.. also had a tm 400 wish i still had it.. she turned me into something waaay better .. a honda 50 stepthru
damn should have been a yamaha .. damn witch
BBAAAMMMM..make that a honda 50 frame:(

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Hell she just said if i post this.. shes gonna turn me into …..no please dont..a…honda:laugh:

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