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A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell
into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”
So the koala looks down at him and says: “Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude … how much water did you drink?!!”……….

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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
‘Quick,’ said the woman to the lover, ‘into the closet!’ She pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
‘Who are you?’ he asked him.
‘I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,’ said the exterminator.
‘What are you doing in there?’ the husband asked.
‘I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,’ the man replied.
‘And where are your clothes?’ asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, ‘Those little bastards!’

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Hi Riggs, I was just checking out your pics of the Red Bull show and you mentioned Bushy from City Coast so I figured you were from Wollongong so I thought I would say hello.

Hello.

My brother, me and a few mates are from Wollongong and ride a fair bit around the local area (Batemans Bay/Nowra/Wollongong/etc)

Ill give you a heads up when we go for a ride.

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gavb wrote:

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That should be the next OBT competition.

Who has the bigest Rack :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :blush:

Sorry I couldnt resist

She has a pretty big rack

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I just got a text message from Menace it said

‘you missed the best weekend ever c#%t, it sucks to be you’

the prick loves to rub it in

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I’m on the team of reason and common sense, not the team of science fiction and gypsy/hippie shiny crystals that give us super powers of balance

horse shit

I was wearing one on saturday night and I still fell down drunk

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Trailboss wrote:

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LC4skin wrote:

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these things are a joke

Yeah maybe LC, you would struggle to convince every top athlete in our sport, league, AFL, golfers etc etc etc etc etc etc When you start looking there are thousands of them being worn. I am not saying they work (And I wear one) but pull your head out of the sand and just notice how many people are wearing them

TB

I have noticed how many people wear them, they are all being taken for a ride.

If they aid balance shouldnt you have one on each wrist to balance yourself out.

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these things are a joke

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Jeffro wrote:

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Are you gonna rub your nuts on it like Moto’s?

He has gotta keep the new stuff polished some how

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menace wrote:

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now who’s gone out of their mind :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Im not out of my mind im insane,

insanely pissed

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Im a professional at cycling pissed, after my old mans 50th I made it all the way home no problemo and crashed in to my bike trailer aroung the side of my house and cut my fingers to shit.

Woke up in the morning with sore fingers and no idea how i got home, say brothers bike leaning against the garage door and it all started coming back to me. I still couldnt figure out how i cut my fingers but, then a couple of days later i was washing my air filter in turps and my fingers were stinging and some blue paint flecks came out or the cuts the same blue paint that is on the trailer, I used my CSI powers to figure the crash out.

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Sounds like a good fathers day present, I guess I will go riding on fathers day as well, i’ll ride my pushy down the club and get on the piss with the old man

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Happy Birthday mate

He saw the light and went from red to orange

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I’m OK Captain Wauchope

In the middle or a 5 day book off, going riding tomorrow I hope its not pissing down.

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New start to the game

You can win the rat race
But you’re still nothing but a fucking rat!

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