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Mornin’ Mick

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menace wrote:

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…this afternoon it was reveiled to me that after some slight mis-communication, it seems the money hungry owners of the caravan park at nundle have re-booked my “celebrity reserved cabin” to some other unknown/non-OBT lesser grade celebrities :angry: :laugh: :laugh:

but then again…… :dry:

this might just be some displicably desperate shifty kinda ploy from our very own, big talking little man, Mr Bollocks. :laugh: in some lame effort to sway my perspective towards the upcoming, now imfamous (so im told) nundle ‘drink off’ between the Bat, Spider, Eagle and Goatlover (i havent mentioned it to Eagle yet…. or boony! :laugh: :laugh: )

…that is rumoured to be taking place on friday night as soon as Mr Has-No…

Sorry, i meant Mr Bollocks, arrives…… :laugh:

probably in his illustrious Bat suit, wearing his matching diamonte encrusted Bat G-Banger and maybe even sporting his home made utility Bat belt too.
its chock full of misc. yamaha parts, bandaids, spare ribs, some tablespoons of cement, and full kilo of Minced Gay Pride…. :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

apparently, the word on the street is he wants to play some ‘itsy bitsy’ sipping games with a some of Spidy’s own, homegrown, Payote Dipped, Triple Rectified, Sativa Filtered, Mescal Spirit.

it will turn goat shit into gasoline thats good enough to run a DRZ on :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

its the pride of Mexico and only comes in one flavour……called 192proof :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

anyway after ive used Bollocks like a lemon to clean the BBQ and finally stopped the convolsions so he can sleep, understandably, i might be a little tired :silly: :pinch:

Luckily, it looks like good old Pep has come to the rescue and im privilaged enough to sleep in the mobile Pep-O-Bago. :laugh: :laugh:
being a navy boy, he should be somewhat unnulled to the one ‘unfortunate’ super power that i have……
extreme hardcore snoring :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

she’ll be right mate :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now, i just need my new Scotts Damper Kit to arrive in time :huh:

im praying to Lord Kato…..

he shall guide my parts to me, like Chad Reed to KTM :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You’ve gone out of your mind

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Ive ridden in there heaps of times and never had my 15 minutes of fame by finding some more of Ivans victims.

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Boony wrote:

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Boony(lunch)
Beagle(lunch)
Menace(Lunch)
Choppa(lunch
Jeffro (work permitting)(Lunch)
Snowy09(lunch)
cycletune(lunch)
Huskybloke
Buzz
Chris72
Kram180(all strapped up like a mummy) :laugh:
Jarrod(lunch)
Aaron (saturday only)(lunch)
Pep(lunch)
Damus(lunch)
Bandicoot (Saturday only)(lunch)
LC4skin, work permitting
Mal 5.1(lunch)
Bob
KLX123 (sat only)

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I won’t be there work does not permit it.
Sorry Boon i’m sure you will get along ok without me.

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I went on friday last year, some blokes I know build the track for this event. It was awesome watching them hit the jumps for the first time, the motocross guys were the trailblazers with the freestyle guys following them.

If you can get out there on friday or saturday I would recommend it, it gets pretty busy on sunday, there is no one there the other days.

We even saw some flips because the news was there doing some filming.

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Happy Birthday mate, lucky bastard it fell on a saturday, time to get blind

Did you get the new Children Collide album for a present

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A son asked his mother the following question: ‘Mom, why are wedding dresses white?’
The mother looks at her son and replies: ‘Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.’
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
‘Dad why are wedding dresses white?’
The father looks at his son in surprise and says: ‘Son, all household appliances come in white.’

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http://www.ridersdiscount.com

http://www.gmo1.com

http://www.btosports.com

riders discount are good, shipping to Australia is only $25 whatever you order

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whats the difference between jam and marmalade?

you cant marmalade your cock up someones arse!!

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whats the definition of gross?

sticking 5 oysters up ya missus and sucking 6 back out

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Im not old enough to remember when Anthony Gunter was Mr Motocross in 1976-77 (I wasnt even born), but he owns a KTM, Berg and Jet Ski shop in Wollongong, Dirt Bike Factory. Apparently he still rides like a demon.

It used to be a good shop a few years ago when there was just him and one other bloke but as they have gotten bigger he seems to have become a bit of a prick so I dont go there anymore

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Check out this stealth bomber

A modified military KLR 650, with non-reflective surfaces (stealth), it can run on 7 different types of fuel including diesel and biodiesel

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Ive got an el cheapo EVS one like in the picture you posted up. I cut the kidney belt and fore arm straps off it and its heaps more cumfy. I wear a tshirt under it otherwise the nipple chaffing is shocking, just a jersey over the top.

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yeah im a possibility, work permitting

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Hey Boony can you put me down as a maybe?

If I come I can sleep in my car so accommodation isn’t a problem. And I don’t think one more for the lunch will worry them too much will it.

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