Matt Baker

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  • in reply to: Jokes #194894

    Matt Baker
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    I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

    in reply to: Jokes #194863

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    Three guys are discussing women.

    “I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first guy says.

    The second says “I like to look at a woman’s ass.”

    They ask the third guy “What about you?”.

    “Me? I prefer to see the top of her head.”

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #194888

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    the rear suspesion is probably better than PDS (it doesnt exist) and how fooly sick mate is that exhaust tip

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #194879

    Matt Baker
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    sweet, the bike is ready for some major roostage, brand new pirelli scorpion

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #194857

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    This is the bike Boony the old tart first learned to ride on, he bought it brand new the day he turned 21. ge5106101174672637410.jpg

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #194842

    Matt Baker
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    Okey-Dokey

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #194840

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    Boony wrote:

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    LC4skin wrote:

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    both you bastards have more than me

    Cmon skin,,,rub it softly and it will get there mate… we are all behind you :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    You’re behind me and i’m rubbing it softly? This sounds like a sick and twisted fantasy of yours Boony

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #194770

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    smurf19 wrote:

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    Can’t do this one I’m in Churchill for the weekend. Got 5 days off though, so might try to squeeze a ride in somewhere.

    I hope you can make it for a ride somewhere while im around Smurf, last time I saw you, you busted your knee and I busted my ankle

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #194838

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    both you bastards have more than me

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #194711

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    post whoring alert

    just trying to crack a thou before the weeks over

    aw yeah check this out, bike v car drift comp

    http://www.bikepoint.com.au/news/2011/road-racers/kawasaki/ninja-zx10r/motorcycle-vs-car-drift-battle-23276

    in reply to: Dunlop MX51 Tyres #187676

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    Bundyroy wrote:

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    And they say a picture says a thousand words. I know this is off topic and feel free to delete it but from this simple picture you can tell a lot about a person you don’t even know.

    1) The bike is immaculate looking with the full sticker kit
    2) There are two chains holding the bike to the shed
    3) The chain has a protective covering on the sections where it touches the bike
    4) The bike has an exhaust bung in when it is in the shed (and it is a 2 stroke with no valves to protect)
    5) The bike (that is already immaculate) is stored on cardboard to protect the shed floor
    6) The bike is stored on a stand to take the weight off the suspension. (I’d say it still has a side stand as it has barkbusters which rules out removal of sidestand for MX)
    7) I’m guessing Moto is a fairly good to bloody good rider as he obviously looks after his gear to the nth degree but does not have any skid plate or pipe guard.

    I’m sure there is other stuff that can be deduced from this photo alone but I reckon I wouldn’t have too much trouble buying one of Motos bikes second hand anyway. This man obviously looks after and has pride in his gear.

    If you saw his maintenance on his 450 you would know that this bike only looks schmick because it is pretty much brand new in the pic.

    Plus he cant ride for shit :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Nickj’s Tenere #194830

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    just get a $1500 Tron NX from ebay

    in reply to: LC’s Victorian Tour #194769

    Matt Baker
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    Hey Menace how far from your joint to Paddys?

    I bags sleeping while you drive

    in reply to: Nickj’s Tenere #194827

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    white rocket wrote:

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    More quality posting there Rocket

    in reply to: Off Road Tours for Overseas Riders #194815

    Matt Baker
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    Ive done a couple of KTM Trail Tours rides and Lindsay Bond who runs it was talking about a similar tour he put on for a couple of Americans. They have hire bikes and can customise a tour pretty much to suit anyone (for the right price I suppose), they are based in Batemans Bay but also do a lot in the Vic high country.

    Both the tours I did were well run and Bondy can ride the shit out of a bike.

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