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  • in reply to: YOUR WORST HILL EVER #193042

    Mal
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    Not for highway use wrote:

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    Thats it! I just threw up a bit in my mouth and my eye is starting to twitch just thinking about it.

    :laugh: :laugh: I know what you mean. It’s an intimidating to look at.

    We had a guy on an XR650 this year just about spew in his helmet after 5 or 6 attemps and then he just got to the 3/4 mark where we were standing to give him a hand. He was shattered for the rest of the day. There’s some great riding in that forest though.

    in reply to: YOUR WORST HILL EVER #193036

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    Not for highway use wrote:

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    Behind Lyndurst, south of Blaney CW NSW we go riding in the pine forests and there is only a little hill known as “Hectars”.

    Its a bastard because there are a couple of ledges with a snotty surface. worse though is that you don’t get much of a run up because behind you is a creek so you have to goose it from the get-go. Walked the WR up a few times now.

    I know I can get up there but it owns my mojo.

    I think I know that hill. You cross a small creek then a slight right and straight up for about 200m? We go up it every year on a DSMRA ride. There is always lots of carnage on it.

    in reply to: Melbourne Enduro – X #192996

    Mal
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    That sounds like a good event to see. Get back to you Menace.

    in reply to: XR 2 fiddy 2 stroke #192950

    Mal
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    I doubt it Boony. No one would put a perfectly good 2 stroke engine in an XR and talk about :laugh: . Let alone put it on telly. Must have been early CGI and sound effects. :laugh:

    The ‘A’ team rocks. Man they got some stuff done in there day. B)

    in reply to: Hampton recon #192945

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    Chicken wrote:

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    Well went out for a ride with TB and Wallyboy today and a good day it was seen something very rare and seldom seen in the hills around Hampton TB s BRP thrown on the ground!!!!!! Suffered from Crashes problem short leg sindrome :laugh: :laugh:

    It maybe rare in Hampton but not that rare in general Chicken. I think just about every ride I’ve been on with TB the big girl has hit the deck at some stage. :laugh: TB is just a bit to precious to let anyone take a photo of it. :laugh:

    Nice report Chicken. And was a bit cool for this time of year. Felt like it going to snow this arvo.

    in reply to: RIP Tony Kirby #192940

    Mal
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    Yep read this earlier on another site.

    RIP TK.

    I loved the Sidetrack mag and have every copy. I’ve heard some great stories from a few blokes that knew him.

    in reply to: Perth to Airlie Beach Ride Report – 29 Sep 10 #192934

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    Welcome back Kat.

    Great read mate. Sounds like an awesome trip.

    in reply to: Jokes #192866

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    Vanity of Men!

    The Old Flame

    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called ‘out-of-the-blue’ to see if I was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that “old magic”.

    “Wow!” I was flabbergasted.

    “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now”, I said, “I’m a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have.”

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would “rise to the challenge”.

    “Yeah.” I said. “Just so long as you don’t mind a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone…everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!”

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

    She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    Anyway, she giggled and said, “I’ve put on a few pounds myself!”

    So I told her to fuck off.

    in reply to: Jokes #191335

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    Why Men Wear Earrings

    Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an
    earring.

    The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is
    curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense”

    The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

    “Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.

    His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
    him to ask, “how long have you been wearing one?”

    “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

    (I always wondered how this trend got started)

    in reply to: GHR do Dakar 2011 #192736

    Mal
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    South America again.

    Offical site Here

    in reply to: Jokes #192588

    Mal
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    The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.

    I said, “What you watching that for? You can’t cook.”

    She said, “You watch porn!”

    Bitch.

    in reply to: Old Bull Spirit Perpetual Clock winner for 2010 #192739

    Mal
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    Congrats Boony. ;)

    Well deserved mate.

    in reply to: Geoff Braico.. Sutto’s Husaberg Rider #192727

    Mal
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    medogrocket wrote:

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    That’s pretty cool to watch. Probably is harder than it looks.

    Might build something similar and give a crack. :woohoo:

    We already did this Mal, remember my dam on the postie bike :laugh:

    AAHH them were the days. We’re due for another round on the big bikes. :woohoo:

    in reply to: The weekend ride #192665

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    Great pics and report Bundy. :woohoo:

    Still not confident on the sea saw thingy mate? Looks bloody daunting.

    in reply to: Hi All #192620

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    moto wrote:

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    Hi Malcolm :P

    I like your avatar, have you turned cling-on? Like me you have the forehead for it! :D

    Still getting around here and there, been a busy boy recently. How’s tricks? The Husky still ripping?

    What’s a cling-on? And where does my forehead fit into it? :laugh: And your to young to understand my avatar. 😆

    Tricks are good but I don’t get enough to give up my day job…. YET!

    The Husky is till ripping nice. Gets new rings this week.

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