STANLEY
Julia Gillard goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and she asks him his name.
” Stanley ,” responds the little boy.
“And what is your question, Stanley ?”
“I have 4 questions:
Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it?
Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes?
Third weren’t you a communist at university?
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian?”
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Julia says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that ‘s right: question time. Who has a question?”
Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name.
“Steve,” he responds.
“And what is your question, Steve?”
I have two questions:
Firstly, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And secondly, what the f*ck happened to Stanley ?”
