[dennis da menaceMember]

state of origin..hey,

sounds good…

ill drive the maroon car, and you drive the blue car….

you know who will win as well as i do :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

smart dick arse :laugh: :laugh:

i forgot to mention how slippery it was, its held in a disused speedway track and watered between drivers. it was on its edge dick, trust me :laugh: :laugh:

good fun :laugh: :laugh:

but being 37 frigin degrees and a fierce northerly blowing yesterday the track was dry enough to squeal tyres in 6 laps

[dennis da menaceMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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thats handy boony….just as well i didn’t text you “HELP…IM BEEING EATEN BY A FRIGGIN BUNYIP” :ohmy:

:blink:

i hope you at least had a dance and brought the bunyip a drink first :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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Gday Stevo
Welcome to old bulls mate,looked like you had a ball yesterday mate :cheer:
Just try to remember to pull your riding jersy down a bit when you are riding infront of me Stevo,heavenly allure of your bright shiny pink love handles poking out the bottom of your body armor had me laughing that hard i nearlly hit a tree….. :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

i think Bols is trying to say he nearly got wood :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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menace wrote:

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Bol, have you ever heared of editing the crap out.

9 minutes of life, lost forever… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh, and mate, your bike has more gears :laugh: :laugh:

…use that metal thing in front of your left toe to change up.

you will find the “white knight” yammy will have a new top speed :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

how rude :ohmy:

I would normal say bite me menace….but knowing you…you would get in your car and drive up here and do it :unsure:
as for editing…you paid the tickets to watch the show so just be a good boy and say nice things or you won’t be invited for another screening
I don’t know how to edit yet….i guess i better read the instructions somewhere :dry:

i didn’t know my bike had another gear?????…well there you go eh menace…you will have to show me where it is next time i see you….cheeky bastard….WE WERE EXPLORING…and i didnt know the camera was on :blush: …if i did i would have been doing Supermans just for you …you horrible little arachnid :kiss:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace…

the eight legged freak of cheek :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Bol, have you ever heared of editing the crap out.

9 minutes of life, lost forever… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh, and mate, your bike has more gears :laugh: :laugh:

…use that metal thing in front of your left toe to change up.

you will find the “white knight” yammy will have a new top speed :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

“Yawn!!…geez your stories are shit boring mick”

[dennis da menaceMember]

thats groovy :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

fank yous all.

im stoked to the random hektic! :woohoo:

my bike is the filth and now i have no excuse not to wash her and polish her shiny bits;)

fank you to Mikey-Baby and Muc-off for their fooly sik producks, and their many supports of the site, they rooly are the ducts guts.

big shouts to the T and the B too..

and for shmick Mick for donating his fossil like good looks and jurrasic period bike for the pic, remember mate, i am for a worfy cause :laugh: :laugh:

im goin out the backyard to run naked now :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

damn it, i just booked in to have my hair curled in november :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

in still in, but im NOT doing it with a Mo :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

xy-transit wrote:

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Drew, Aido lags enough, dont give him a turbo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

tell me thats not funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

yeah i know, the ride i did with you at Gisborne,

the S/T where you said i was throwing rocks your way,

i had to back off as i thought i was gunna get his asthmatic Rickshore stuck in my Euromonster’s open air box :huh:

Drew, its his..

asthmatic “BLUE” rickshaw,

to be totally PC. :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

aido wrote:

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All i wanted was some advice and i have to put up with this crap

and how is the diet going mate, you look like youve lost some weight from here :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hey, anyway, when are we goin riding you lot of hard working australians …

its been ages. i dont care if its here or there or anywhere. hollywood it champing at his bit and i have a new kato riding old bull to initiate, my mate craig, who has now signed up to the KTM army and is ready to take on the world :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

missing yous guys……in a manly, brotherly way :unsure: :dry:

your BFF,

menace :blush:

shucks, why do i always have to make the first move :blush: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

aido wrote:

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gob70 wrote:

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Hey, can i join in and give my smartarse wise crack to aido (the destroyer) as well

Dont you start gob at least im allowed out to ride my bike on the weekendsif im a really good boy all week :laugh:

whats this “destroyer” crap though….

the only thing ive ever seen Aido destroy is 3 big-macs, 2 large fries and a DIET coke :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

xy-transit wrote:

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, so all they break in to find is some nasty surprises.

then something along the lines of being covered in builders bond, then duct taped together, then anonymously dropped down town Oxford ( ? i think it is, where if you drop your wallet you kick it to the car before you pick it up ) street.

:ohmy:

please try and keep your fantasies in the bullpit at least XY :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

back on topic….

if i get my my mittens on those kittens…….

bloody thieving dogs, cut their hands off i say :angry:

[dennis da menaceMember]

xy-transit wrote:

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save your coin Aido,

i have a pipe bender and some steam pipe and the odd turbo laying around, :unsure:

should be able to get the sort of performance you’re after! :ohmy: :huh: 😆 :silly: :blink: :woohoo:

Drew, Aido lags enough, dont give him a turbo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

tell me thats not funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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