dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: Bike Shop / Dealers sales/service rant #164587

    it doesnt matter what they have JAK, they dont have their very own MENACE :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    only us viccos are so cursed :P :P :P

    in reply to: spokey dokeys….a video review. #164584

    Boony wrote:

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    WTF where you lot drinking???????? :ohmy:

    copious amounts of everything……and jagermeister ;)

    in reply to: Bike Shop / Dealers sales/service rant #164576

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    Is there anyone in Vic with half a brain? :blink:

    TB

    thats why im in charge :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    with thanks to tradeschool teaching me transformer winding ratios, im quite proficient in this subject i will have you know tubby :P :P

    in reply to: Bike Shop / Dealers sales/service rant #164569

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    yup

    Blood’s thicker than water and Alcohol ;)

    and by my rough calculations you should be mixing 210ml of oil in 10 litres :P

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    Dolphins are so fast ‘cos the have white pointers chasin em :laugh:

    oh and it could be that they may be 90% muscle :blink:

    a bit like my handsome self :laugh: :laugh:

    10L = 10000mL

    10000mL divided by 100 (as in 100:1) = 100mL

    therefore @ 50:1 = 200ml …….. kabish??

    (210mL per 10L is actually 47.619048:1)

    see here….http://www.eastsidekartcentre.com.au/pdfs/OilRatioChart.pdf

    in reply to: Bike Shop / Dealers sales/service rant #164565

    now i get it its all in the Poise….

    so thats why dolphins are so fast, there have a low porpoise level :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    i crack myself up :P :P

    in reply to: Wombat 12/12 #164562

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    just cause Tranny is comin

    and Daisy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Not liking the sound of this. I bet these two will be up the rear end of the group.

    :kiss: U too JAK :P

    and as for you , Menace, your Just Jealous you’re not driving miss Daisy! 👿

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    i couldnt drive miss daisy, he has too much chassis for this little black duck :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    i can just see it now, the 3 way battle for the back of the pack…. :laugh: :laugh:
    Drewpy, daisy and the smurfologist, you could throw a blanket over them they will be that close…..

    all going hammer and tong

    ……and rounding up Aido like he was standing still and roosting his pretty new headlight on the way past, leaving him in tears on the side of the trail….

    calling for his big brother and a licked hanky :P :P :P

    in reply to: Bike Shop / Dealers sales/service rant #164529

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    and even the local Honda dealer too holds that if you mix fuel richer it will run the bike leaner as it cannot draw sufficient amounts of fuel through the jets.

    that is horseshit!!!

    so he reckons the viscosity of the fuel thickens with too much oil….. and wont get through the jets….WTF!!
    so if @ 50:1 you mix 200ml to 10 litres,
    @ 25:1 you mix 400ml to 10 litres.

    there is no difference in viscosity…or very minimal.

    i hate bike shops……generically :(

    in reply to: Wombat 12/12 #164555

    my sorry arse will be there…..

    just cause Tranny is comin

    and Daisy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: How could a KTM owner not have one #164475

    i already asked, but sammy said NO!! :(

    in reply to: The newest Young Bull #164422

    top work kramberry. :)

    im having a drink for the young fella right now ;)

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    Dan; “banana, banana, wasnt banana the safety word Kylie…help………BANANA!!!”

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    kylie; “i feel like a bird up here, i might do a pooh”

    in reply to: Video Editing Software/Freeware #164417

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    derrr, i got the ball george :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    can i tend the rabbits pa :P :P

    yes you can pet the rabbits “of mice and men”. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Alright next question for the enlightened one. How was The Six Million Dollar Man’s electronic appendages powered ???????

    fux capacitor :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    derrr, i got the ball george :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    can i tend the rabbits pa :P :P

    in reply to: Video Editing Software/Freeware #164399

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    I use movie maker but how do you get music on it? Every time i try it says the music is protected and cant be imported. :(

    its because your “tibetan yak mating calls of the meadows” CD is copyright protected….
    and yaks cant be imported, especially for recording or public broadcast

    its the kind of thing most blokes get on the black yak market JAK :blush: :blush:

    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    “Jack” come out to play early today ????????? :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

    only on my first beer :woohoo: :kiss:

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