[dennis da menaceMember]

A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the drunk
‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’
The drunk shouts ‘Yes I am!’
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk
‘Brother have you found Jesus?’
The drunk replies ‘No I haven’t found Jesus.’
The preacher shocked at the answer dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again ‘Have you found Jesus my brother?’
The drunk again answers ‘No I haven’t found Jesus!’
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again — but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk ‘For the love of God have you found Jesus?

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher ‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?’

[dennis da menaceMember]

na, not now, as much as i wanna :woohoo: :woohoo:

im going away this weekend to do some mapping at the stomping grounds and sammy will be riding with me.
its her first ride since louee and with her new confidance and determination, im looking forward to it (till she starts ripping me a new arse for taking her on “to gnarly” a track.

i would rather do the red spring with a fresh slug too, i might get too excited and lock it up :laugh: :laugh: …..touch wood i dont!!

after this weekend will be my last ride till xmas, with moving house and getting my jetski going, im booked out…. :laugh: :laugh:

i cant wait to move, ill have a double garage to work in

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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TB

you know, these days its all about safety TB :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

to be honest moto, my bike is a pig to ride on the blacktop too. it like a bucking bronco :laugh: :laugh:
you need to wrap your right thumb around the alloy part of the throttle to get any kind of criusu=ing out of it.

id much rather ride a 4 banger on the road too.

im gonna do the top end of mine over xmas, will be about 95 hours by then. you have convinced me to go the red spring now moto, you evil molebag :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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That said, the 300 doesn’t have the power of the bottom end to dig in and get moving like the 450 does. It more than makes up for it a few 100 RPM later.

of course not moto, you just need to get used to riding one gear lower. if its a gnarly hill, torque up it in second or hop the front in first, wicked either way
they are made to rev remember. once the jetting is right, and its run in well, give it shit. it will love it. you will love it too mate.
your riding style will change heaps to suit the engine…..

give it 12 months and you will be suprised you ever rode a 4 stroke. (thats a big call though) :laugh: :laugh:

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Trailboss wrote:

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a word of advice, when in hospital, put a bag of snakes of lollies next to your bed. tell the nurses to take one everytime they come in, they will soon pick up on it and will be happy to do anything tor you. and will keep coming back to “check” on you…. :laugh: :laugh:

it works a treat mate

Serious :dry:

TB

i swear by it mate, ill tell you a funny story about it one day :laugh: :laugh:

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so is this Dans loner motard for now?

Hell no he has the NX I lent him to road ride until his motard bike turns up

TB

Do you really think that TB would lend me the fiddy without him being around to watch me?

its ok to leave the fiddy with dan TB, he cant start it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

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and what goes on in the tent, stays in the tent

Sounds like Beagle and Boonys sort of camping trip :laugh:

TB

A pup tent they use at broke back Nundle mountain :laugh:

TB

hey, it was his birthday, you will just have to wait till its yours for some lovin……..(or whatever went on while i was snoring)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Thinks of going for a blast on Monday, let me know if your not doing anything.

Bill.

i will be at the van, come on up for a ride mate….

that goes for anyone else too

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Trailboss wrote:

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Great report and videos Menace it will give Moto something to study because he only wants to be like you :laugh:

TB

can blame the man for that.

give him 8 more years and he to will have a body like mine :laugh: :laugh:

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THATS BECAUSE U SHUNTED ME [/ quote]

said the fat controller to thomas :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hey it was his birthday. and what goes on in the tent, stays in the tent :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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kram140 wrote:

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Great report and vids Menace. Looked like a fun ride. Where in Victoria was it held?

big river, near marysville mate

[dennis da menaceMember]

hey fellas, Dave only wears those gloves to protect his surgeon like hands from the filth that comes with working on a honda :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

good luck TB

a word of advice, when in hospital, put a bag of snakes of lollies next to your bed. tell the nurses to take one everytime they come in, they will soon pick up on it and will be happy to do anything tor you. and will keep coming back to “check” on you…. :laugh: :laugh:

it works a treat mate

hope it all goes well.

[dennis da menaceMember]

yes true blue :laugh: :laugh: get it?? :laugh: :laugh:

youve seen how far over the front i sit mate, its where im feel best in control, if you rode it furthur back on the seat, like you like it, it would bite you, savagely :blink:

trust me,

or for a second opinion, ask my coccyx bone :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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