[dennis da menaceMember]

BOLLOCKS wrote:

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the
morning!”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain
out there!”
“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t
you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him,
and you should be ashamed of yourself!”
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replied the drunk.

:woohoo:

thats gold bollocks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

your a legend micko, dont spose you wanna adopt a 38 year old man/child from down south do ya, i will mow the lawn 7 times a week :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Aarochild wrote:

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AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! im missing out on to much
looks like another top obt outing
you seem at home behind the camera boonsta

lucky for us he was behind the camera Aaro :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

a wheel a day keeps the wolves at bay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

put on the rear wheel this evening…

rear brake pedal assembled…

fresh new DID chain…

the “virtually near new still” chain tensioner…

now she looks straight

note the tyre shine TB, you have inspired me mate :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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Good work Spidy Menace keep it going….I have faith!

you just make sure Tyne get up to louee, sammy needs another learner to ride with

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony didnt kill the roo, he couldnt even kill a honda with a hammer and a handful of sand:laugh: :laugh:

it was our own fearless spartan warlord, Bollocks, smashing the poor defenceless native marsupials head into the ground with a rock from high above.

poor Mr Roo, looking up to see bollocks’ gold filled choppers gnashing away between licking the tears from his cheeks and sobbing “you bloody roo, you knocked some sense into him” as he savaged its still beating heart out with his bare hands and held it up to the gods for sacrificing. :laugh: :laugh:

imagine its last thoughts…….

i wish i had of listened to Hector the Safety Cat, he was right…

………look to the left again, then if the road is clear of Bananas, hop straight across the road, dont run, hop straight across the road :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

awwwwww, shucks…you guys :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

boony is just jealous of sammys bike cause its actually getting built, unlike his IT project

[dennis da menaceMember]

Scotty wrote:

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chris72a wrote:

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I’m trying to get just the birthday there but not the actual age, could be embarrasing for some!!

I think the only ones who will be embarased by the age will be the younger members who will now realise that bloke who blew them off on the last ride is much older than they thought. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: that just sounds wrong!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

i could just slap it back together but its fully sik fun painting it all up and cleaning it all out. its like a new bike. there are a few little mods ive had to do. its been thoroughly enjoying.

i even brought some tyre shine for when its finished :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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Still displaying a shit-eating grin to myself
BC

mr blue… it was once written by the lord Kato,

“a man with a shit eating grin should go on eating shit, if thats what makes him gay and joyous”

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micknmeld wrote:

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Cowpatt corner isn’t the place I would go to, looking for sympathy :laugh:

correct michael….so i shall hold no quarter

so… boony, if the teaspoons of cement arent working, try a concrete soppository, and try to get the stronger stuff with some reo sticking out a little bit too, thatll harden you up, and take your mind of your ribs for a while :laugh: :laugh:

then go utside and give your goat a hug, its gonna hurt, but as TB says “its tough love”.

you silly old arse clown :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

cheer up gaylord,

i think i might top the tally for breaks this year on OBT. you may need to get someone to break your arse to catch up

big lets not bring poor eagle into this

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Ollie wrote:

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to right mate a 300 comparo

OllieB)

:laugh: :laugh: that sounds mexican:laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

we can do a “round robin” ollie:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

ive spent most of the weekend in the spidy shed, building sammys bike. only venturing out to select a beverage:laugh: :laugh:

first i rebuilt the front end and put it into the new frame, just to make her a bit more stable for the works… the bearings and races were like new!!

then i implanted the 175cc of unleashed dynamite in…

i washed the donk and started on the swingarm, again the bushes were like new still…

with the shock in and airbox and mud plate thingy. i need to get a new airfilter, the old one is perished and fell apart in my hands…

the stand setup, with some minor mods. had to drill in a split pin hole as someone had welded a new pin in and it is too big…

installed the wiring loom and the bad ass “energy induction” box…

rear guard and both sets of pegs…

that is enough for today, lots of cleaning and painting and installing. i have thoroughly enjoyed the whole process. its like building an oversized model:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

it will be more than ready for louee….

19 days to go:woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

looks like a wicked ride fellas. the video is awesome, TB was hammering to chase down mal:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sounds like old crash had “one of those days”!!!

and mal is slowly taming his beast:laugh: :laugh:

looks like you nearly copped a “wet willy” of the frozen kind TB

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