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  • in reply to: Jokes #143395

    badfun wrote:

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thats about me becoming a moderator:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: wombat state forest, victoria #143392

    na i didnt stack it…..

    but i did come mighty close on many an occasion.
    one of those moments was going down a hill and giving it a blip on the grip, just for a split second, and starting to pendulum till i hit full lock, im thinking its gonna get ugly, then the front wheel starts to match the rear ones slide, then i knew it was gonna hurt, but im somehow transversing at 90 degrees down the track, as if to defy nature and all its laws, only to feel the rear get some grip and send me doing the same thing from the other direction, then, saying my last prayers while im looking wide eyed at the massive “lake sized” puddle rapidly approaching, it centres and i find some traction on a piece of bark and manage to pull up the front and roost out of there in one piece, feet still on the pegs…….

    that kind of close:blink: :blink: all you can do is take a deep breath and yell woohoo:woohoo: :woohoo:

    it was all ar$e and no class:laugh: :laugh: but f**k me, was it fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i was at times, like a puppet on the bike. it felt like someone else was in control and only the strings were holdin me upright…:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: a sweet little ride #143386

    Boony wrote:

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    yeh his motorcycle was very impressive in the power department,had no problem picking the wheel up in the taller gears, however I didnt think it was suited to the really tight first and second gear stuff nundle has, defently tourquey 4 stroke trails.

    Pffftt, what a lotta codswallop, i was at wombat in the slime yesterday, with lots a 2nd and 3rd stuff. my kato ate it up. i was especially impressed with its torque from anywhere over idle. even with my fat ar$e, it never missed a beat. suitably impressed i was;)

    you know you want one boony, come out of the closet:P :P :P

    in reply to: bitter bling… #143387

    hey, ive hit 1500 postys…

    now im as cool as boony…..

    lucky me:P :P :P

    in reply to: bitter bling… #143381

    Austblue wrote:

    da-rool da-rool, i want those wheels and that pipe and various other bits:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: a sweet little ride #143304

    Boony wrote:

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    hey boony, that bloke has one of those trick looking, wheel spinning, powerhouse, spidy bike replicas:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    he must be proud. i bet you bragged to him that your mate menace has the original and how good it is!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    good report, pal. you are learning:P

    in reply to: wombat state forest, victoria #143341

    ….and here is my version of events:laugh: :laugh:

    me, choppa and frankos packed the car and trailer with gear and bikes and headed across town to meet adrian, dave and tim at calder park, after coffees and foods we headed of through gisborne and into the bush at bullengarook, quite appropriate i thought:laugh:
    we parked and got ready only to watch tim lay it down in the carpark!!!

    Hmmmmm, wonder how slippery its gonna be? i pondered.:unsure:

    we headed of and slid or way down the first track and along a fenceline. it was the wettest slimyest ride id had in years and there was no time to remember how to ride to suit it, you just had to do it. id forgotten how much fun it was!!!:woohoo:
    i had to stop and take my jacket liner out as the riding was tight and i was cooking!

    there was water everywhere and all the ruts were full. and there were some bloody deep ones too ;)

    we wound our way through and came across a track that the local mountain bikers had claimed as thier own. dave warned us about a timber bridge that they had built. we headed in there and found all kinds of timber contraptions, like berms and step offs. it was a great track. we got to the bridge and it was a doozy. it was prolly 3-4metres long with a right kink and a bit of a kicker ontop of the up ramp. it was a 3+ metre drop in the middle too!!
    tim, who is a gun rider, rode across it. i saw the bridge flex and looked at the drop and thought…Naaaaa:laugh: :laugh:

    in hindsight me and choppa reckon if dave hadnt of talked it up, and we just rode the trail, we would have just rode over it, sh!tting our self all the while, but rode it. it was pretty spooky.
    anyway, the rest of us rode around. dave then told of another little obsticle. a half bridge that we had to jump.:dry:

    we roosted off again, the 300 is a little touchy to say the least in the wet. the map switch made no difference. and the rooted S12 rear, offered little comfort. the metzeler on the front was sh!t, and upon closer inspection, it was found that most of its knobs were split in half!! i reckon the rocks on last weeks avon ride had stuffed it…..it was nasty on the clay and there were many a crossed up moment and 2 wheel drifts across the track during the ride:woohoo: :woohoo:

    we came across the bridge/jump, which we will call Adrians trap:laugh: :laugh:
    i watched tim and choppa take it on and i took off. into second to launched over it. as i approached, it looked about a foot wide. when i hit it you realised its more than a bike length acroos and 2 metres down and felt a jolt of fear:laugh: :laugh:. i love jolts of fear:P :P .
    we had stopped to watch frank and dave cross. the next thing i know i see adrian and the kato dive like a seagull onto a chip and adrians head bounce in the mud where his back wheel should have landed. we all ran down there, adrian was already up and gave us the obligatory adrenalin fuelled, “im ok”!!
    he looked at me and i could read what he was thinking and i broke out laughing:laugh: :laugh: “im never gonna live this down on OBT am i” he said…..”No” i cackled!!
    i took a few happy snaps and we dragged his bike out of the creekbed.
    his nose and knee were sore but we were all happy to see him come out reasonable unscathed from what could have been nasty.
    his pride however stayed on the other side of the bridge and could not be retrieved:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    soon we came to an intersection and stopped to discuss whether or not to tackle “killer hill”.
    after much debate it was decided that dave and frankos would ride around and the rest of us would do it. i was hesitant as my tyres were pretty useless, but i couldnt say no!
    we headed down the rocky, slimy rutted hill into the valley. at the bottom we were met with “killer hill”. i preferred to call it “what a f****n bl***dy stupid idea this hill was!!!
    it was a single track up with twists and turns and rocks and slime. there were riders already stuck half way up so we waited. tim took off and tryed to go around them, getting an earfull off “old mate” for roosting him, it was only a couple of bits of mud that hit him…..:laugh: :laugh: bloody sook!!
    he got up there with his dunny D952, that was running about 6psi..it looked flat!! choppa battled the berg up with few dramas and was gone. i took off and went well for the first bit but then lost momentum from bouncing off a few rocks and ran out of traction. i had to push the bike up running, clutching it in 1st and panting for breath, to a piece of “flatter” ground. that was only half way up!!! at this stage i wished id gone with dave and frank. adrian was still stuck 50m down the hill. tim went down and rode adrians bike up, while he did the walk of shame…..we were both knackered and had a rest.

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    adrian somewhere on killer hill

    the rest of the climb was easier but momentum was still needed as it was slippery and crossing logs and weaving around trees kept the pace down some. i really needed a smoke when i got to the top!!

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    tim

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    adrian, in a rare upright moment:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    the trusty kato in a beautifying mudpack, great for the complection:laugh: :laugh:

    we dirt roaded it to the pub, the pig and whistle in east trentham, to meet dave and frank, who hadnt arrived but soon turned up. we told them they had made the better choice of going around the hill!!!!
    we had a wicked roast lunch with all the trimmings and a couple of pots and a laugh. magic!!
    leaving the pub it was bitterly cold and we couldnt wait to get back into the tracks where it was warmer. we were all going a little faster after lunch. it was event free except for Adrian taking a swim or two, franks minor dirtnap, and taking a few wrong turns into dead ends.
    the last 20 mins to the cars was hectic with me choppa tim and frank all duelling. i think we all ended in a deep rut or two. one nearly swallowed the kato. it was halfway up the radiators!! but the 300 pulled out with a gurgling scream. i think choppa had his nearly up to the seat with water and it kept howling! gotta love the air filter on the new berg…right up under your balls!

    i was testing my pivot pegs on this ride and i didnt really notice them until i stood up, then it felt wierd. it think it made wheelstanding easier though as i was pulling some pearlers, (well for me anyway). :laugh: :laugh:

    i reckon i spent 50% of the ride as a passenger doing 2 wheel slides…it was wicked fun:) im amazed i stayed on top of the kato all day!!

    we all packed up and drove to the car wash in gisborne and discussed our next adventure while hosing the steeds off. thats the OBT spirit!!

    it was a fantastical day had by all. thanks for taking us up there Adrian, dave and tim.

    and congratulation mate on hosting your first OBT ride. top job mate;) may it be the first of many.

    hope your not too sore today, how is your snozz?

    menace

    in reply to: Fox Bomber Gloves #143371

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Great review STM, I to have looked at a pair recently but was put of by the fact I thought they only came in black and well looks are important, do they come in red etc?

    TB

    This from a guy that wears a red polka dotted riding jersey

    I wouldnt even try and explain style to you fester, it would be like feeding strawberry jam to pigs, you dont wear it or have it because you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear :laugh:

    TB

    Bloody non Honda riders

    you are sooo misunderstood TB;)

    in reply to: Another D’s adventure #143349

    well done groovers, its great watching you too improve with newer bikes. you are both “cutting sik”, i believe the term is my good chaps:laugh: :laugh:

    gee dan, now youve lost three bolts and both nuts:laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Spur of the moment.Wauchope ride. #143295

    Trailboss wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    so who is already in group two TB???

    One of your guys, shit cant remember which one sorry, who was it again? :blush: :blink: :blush:

    TB

    the mighty Choppa……

    …so, who else dares to be part of the 2010 ride of the year?

    come on micko, you know you wanna;)

    in reply to: Spur of the moment.Wauchope ride. #143286

    so who is already in group two TB???

    in reply to: wombat state forest, victoria #143279

    robo67 wrote:

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    THAT’S CLASSIC,can’t wait to hear and see more:laugh: :laugh:

    i believe adrian is typing it up as we speak, in between ouchs and whinces:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ive got some more pics too, and ill do a report after dinner;)

    in reply to: TCX Pro2 Boots #142773

    chris72a wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    well youd better get onto pumping those weights scooter……
    just so you can hold on:laugh: :laugh:

    (cue rocky music)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    F off menace and do your job young son, you have come along way but you are not a jedi yet. (i think I’ve said that before sorry!)

    Nice smooth power deliver it didn’t win the 450 shootout for nothin, whipped those KTM butts.

    who are you calling young son, ya whippersnapper!!!

    you get your 450, ill bring my towrope for our next liason, that way you will at least get close:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    geez the cheek of todays youth;)

    in reply to: bitter bling… #143192

    shane_vor wrote:

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    erm…does anybody else have a special ‘workshop quilt’???

    It’s a KTM thing isn’t it???:laugh:

    i used to use it under my Vor shane:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    its great for the knees….. and laying on my back trying to retrieve a bolt i dropped into my exhaust guard..D”oh!!!

    i get a bit sick of kicking the dog off it while im trying to work though:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Maps ????? #143169

    Adrian wrote:

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    Any updates on this adventure jak?

    yeah, lift ya game JAK…

    lifes too short for waiting:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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