dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: More than a mouth full #137017

    oooooohhhh, your in trouble brother……big trouble:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: snow ride weekend in victoria…28,29,30th august. #136990

    xy-transit wrote:

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    thanks Menace.

    as i said to TB in the nsw/vic thread i’m in at this stage!

    you will get about a fortnights notice out from the weekend of the ride if i’m not able to come.:dry:

    as i have two rego’s due before the snow ride. + i have to get parts and 2 tyres for my car:unsure: and on a bit over $275 a week makes things tight.

    i mention my income Only for understanding. Not for SYMPATHY!

    you do realise that this is a DIFFERENT ride than TBs dont you pal???
    this is the snow ride in vicco…..remember??

    in reply to: NSW / VIC High Country Ride 3 days Nov 2010 #136989

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Menace at this stage its under control the support vehicle, hold fire for now

    TB

    ok chum. i will go to dargo for a beer in the next month or so for a beer and to put an OBT sticker on the door….;)

    a good excuse for a reccy trip:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Bkn leg – help and assistance very much apprciated #136956

    Aidank wrote:

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    Can anyone out there help me with tech advice on uploading photos, I use smugmug as the gallery and it should work the same as photobucket but my posts above ain’t working.

    Cheers
    Hoppalong

    no worries hoppy:laugh:

    go to the searth thread bar up the top right of the screen and type in photobucket

    a couple of posts down you will find one saying…

    Simple photobucket tutorial.

    its easy as mate…

    ps- or click on this link…( i just worked out how to post thread shortcuts!!!

    http://obtrailriders.com/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=56&func=view&id=12006&catid=8#12006

    cheers, menace.

    in reply to: victorian high country…expressions of interest?? #134553

    i have changed the name and thread for this ride to….

    “”snow ride weekend in victoria…28,29,30th august.””

    just to avoid any confusion with the november NSW/VIC high country ride….

    i, personally will be going on both!!!!!:)

    check it out and lets get it happening!!!!!!!!!!!

    in reply to: NSW / VIC High Country Ride 3 days Nov 2010 #136894

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Hey Menace, you got any 4w4 buddies that would do the support vehicle maybe? Or anyone else?

    TB

    i will have a sniff around mate…..

    sammy will be coming to dargo via car for the night. its only about an hour from our caravan.;)

    in reply to: What do you do for a day job??? #136904

    Moto wrote:

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    My old race days. I still have that bike :)

    MTB.jpg

    gee moto, you were uglier then than now…age must be doing you some justice:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Bkn leg – help and assistance very much apprciated #136817

    TB left cape york a couple of hours ago Aiden, hes due at my place in melbourne any minute now:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    a couple of pins and a plate, your name should be steve austen….stronger better, faster…we have the technology:laugh: :laugh:

    get well mate

    in reply to: NSW / VIC High Country Ride 3 days Nov 2010 #136791

    Boony wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    im in……like flynn:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    What about if it starts at say Jindabyne?

    dont you worry buddy ill be there with bells on;)

    And a pink tootoo and a pair of pink tights as well as his pink ballet shoes..:( :( :( :( and riding a gay orange pumkin

    its ok boony, i wont need to borrow your stuff, ill have my spidysuit back from the cleaners by then…:P

    are you coming on the ride, i wanna see you in your
    tu-tu:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: INTRO #136825

    welcome scotty, thats a big bike doin a big jump…

    youll fit right in, you are as mad as the rest of us.

    go the kato:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Caves to Caves 2009 #136785

    part 2

    sunday:
    i woke up sunday feeling great. i tryed really hard to get drunk saturday night and i dont think i even got to the slurring stage!!
    the first thing i asked was “wheres moto”, as he refused to go to bed and was wandering aimlessly the last time i saw him. he was there though, must have snuck in later when he got cold. i was happy to see him in one piece and very hungover…silly bloody pom!!
    i wasnt really looking forward to donning my still semi wet riding gear, but the thought of doing the single trail again was still making me smile.

    up to breaky and some bacon eggs and snags for nourishment. moto wouldnt move to get food and he definately missed out. it was yummo.
    eagle flew past me squorking about plastic bags in his boots and i begged the girls at the pub for some. top work ladies!! for such an evil man, eagle is full of good ideas:P they worked a treat mate, cheers.
    we all got ready and rode out the front for a couple of pictures with the OBT banner.

    then it was off back onto the ST. i was trying to be a bit more conservative as we had 150kms to ride and i didnt want to get wet or hurt. the first slimy hill was fun to watch everyone climb. me and LC4 took an alternate route, and i dont think anyone noticed:P . the second one had me peddling the ground on the way up:P . a couple of tracks in and my inner warmth was soon ended by moto, who was deliberately waiting for me and trapped me in a tight section. (mole). he stopped in a mud puddle and i had nowhere to go. more roostered than the proverbial chicken i was. big chunky chunks of mud……ba$tard was my initial reaction:laugh: :laugh: the cheeky bugger even had a look back at me to see his handy work. i guess i got my just deserves:laugh: :laugh: last time i save your “boy band” good looks from a local pal:laugh: :laugh: it wasnt raining and i was getting hot in my jacket and i didnt wanna start sweating, so i half unzipped it….bad move…..
    i was cruising for a bit trying to get some blood back on my fingers when i heard moto behind me again. i heard him open the 450 up and before i could react i saw a big puddle running along next to me which moto had hit at speed while overtaking me. holy sh!t, a wall of water hit me. it was like a scene from “a perfect storm”. chris captured the moment on video and even says “got him good” on the footage.:laugh: :laugh: it drowned me and went right down my unzipped jacket. i must admit it pi$$ed me right off at the time and wanted to strangle him.:woohoo: great, i thought, 150kms to go and my chest is wet and i could already feel the cold. in hindsight, it was a laugh. he couldnt have done it better if he tried.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: and it wasnt as cold as saturday so it dryed up soon enough. you are still the ultimate mole though moto…and always will be:laugh: :laugh: :P ;)
    tiny did tell me that i got you back a beauty…which i didnt realise. it gave me some comfort knowing though.
    we cruised into the caves for a picture, then off to the open roads.
    doin the ST first thing was grouse. it got me in the zone early and i turned the wick up on the 300 for the rest of the day. i was flying on the dirt roads and when it was my turn for cornerman duties, i was ready for a rest.
    i must say i like the 2 man corner system. i got to chat to different people nearly every stop. cool.
    gotchya and myself dicided to swap bikes for a while on a very slimy track. all i can say about his Berg 570 is…OMFG!!!
    what a throbbing weapon. i had a ball on it and managed to show moto what its roostability was like a couple of times:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: it was just like my 300 to ride, only chunky!!! thanks gotchya for the ride, unforgettable
    i like bergs and sammy says she will buy me one…..one day!!
    we all grouped and disscussed options re fuel. it was decided to head back down the long slimy hill of a track.
    the fun i had going back down was awesome. mal5.1, superunit and i, all had the idea that a race was in order. it was on like donkeykong. what a blast. swapping and changing, all of us taking different lines….full friggin noise:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: it was the highlight of sunday for me. when we stopped, we were all grinning from ear to ear. then tiny said he was right behind us all the way dodging roost. :laugh: :laugh:

    there was a massive puddle, that resembled a lake, that TB challenged anyone to hit in 3rd cog, a $100 voucher was up for grabs…before he had finished talking, DrD had started his bike and was riding through it to feel it out. he took off up the road and everyone scrambled for camera shots. he didnt hit it in 3rd, but was up the top of 2nd and hit it, making a bow wave that was a good 15 feet high. he pulled it off and was a worthy winner. his 300 is now known as the collins class kato!!!:laugh: :laugh:

    a little while later we came across a couple of fat beemers on a greasy track. one was down and so was its rider. poor bugger. he had a busted leg. and was in agony:( . crash donned his best nurses uniform and was rendering assistance straight away. there were a few bloody beemer comments and a bit of sh!t hanging. we were trying to keep his spirits up!!
    he was looking rather pale indeed. i was worried he might go into shock. someone whipped out a space blanket and KylieD dealt out a few panadiene fortes. we got a gps lock on them and headed for the wombeyan caves to get an ambo out there. (at full throttle of course).
    wombeyan caves is a beautiful spot and we all pigged out on pies and stuff while crash spoke to the rangers about our fallen comrade.

    the spirit was flowing through the whole ordeal. it made me feel proud to be a bull.;)
    aiden, the fella with the busted leg, has now joined OBT. good luck with your recovery mate…you owe us all a beer mate:laugh: :laugh:

    we took off once more to meet up with the sweet smelling chopper, for a quick splash and dash. the last track, i think its the wombeyan caves road, was much better to ride on than it was on the way in on saturday. it had dryed up well.
    the superunit was doin some sick standup driftys around nearly every corner. he was throwing roost spray off the side of the road and into the abyss. if he knew how close he was getting to the cliffs he would have sh!t himself:laugh: :laugh:

    mickG, aka fishbone, copped a rock in the eyebrow which nearly knocked him out. he was lucky to get away with only a shiner!!
    we hammered back to the cars to end what was definately one of the best weekends of my life…seriously!;)
    great fun, great people, great memories will remain with me forever….. i love you all.

    some mentions…..

    TB- you are a fair dinkum legend mate. you ride like a demon, love a laugh, can organise anything at the drop of a hat and know how to eat!! thanks a heap for squeezing me in to the ride and accomodating me. im forever in your debt buddy:kiss:

    Salina- it was a big shame you were sick and couldnt make it. you really are the hostess with the mostess. TB is a lucky man!!

    Dan D- my brother from another mother. cant wait till louee to ride, spend some quality time, and get on the sauce!!

    kylie D- like a sister to me, rides like a gun too. hanging to see you and sammy sloshed!!

    Champo-will never forget turning around to see your beard on your helmet. and all 3 of us 2 smokers overshooting that corner,ballet style!

    Racy Tracy- cute as a button and always smiling, even when shivering after swimming a couple of laps in your puddle!!

    Jeffro & Giselle- lovely people, didnt see much of them, but theres always next time, shame you missed sunday jeffro, the weather was heaps better.

    Fathead & Lou- ill never forget fatheads smile and seeing his whole body shivering outside the pub on arrival, through his skeletor mask…and lou, you go girl, i love your bike and i hear your not scared of it either!! (did moto ever end up showing you his winky, just say yes, he doesnt remember:woohoo: )

    Ghost Rider- your too young to be a ghost and your efforts in the mud paid off well!!

    Crash- bloody legend effort in your jocks crossing the river. thanks a heap for your help all day. i hope your my nurse next time i come a cropper!

    Boulder-the quiet achiever…he is a top bloke if you can get him to say boo!! old bull of the year, and well deserved. i did my best to get a puncture just to make you happy!!

    Gotchya- berg riding maniac!! thanks for the ride mate, now i want one ya pr!ck:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LC4 Skin- pee-ta griffin….ha ha. your a pal for life mate. how you didnt freeze in your jersey i have no idea, well i have some idea:P :P i dare ya to wear only that in the snow in victoria!!!

    Mal5.1- the dome of chrome… was the best racing ive ever done. will never be forgotten. fast eater too. he loves snorers too!!

    Chris- good bloke for an I.T. guy:laugh: always into it. youre behind the scenes work is much appreciated mate. ya funny bugger.

    Dr D- the human submarine. thanks for the “2” lessons on how to dry out a ktm300. and for the chance to see another 300 at full tilt!!

    Test Eagle- our runner up legend. keep that beany on mate, i got scared when you took it off:laugh: you are a true gentleman and top mate. i owe you a beer for the plastic bag idea;)

    MickG- aka fishbone. funny fella you are my friend. i havent laughed so hard in a long time…nissans still suck by the way:P

    “the” SuperUnit- you are a loony… if anyone ever needs a seven foot tall russian bride, he is the man to see:laugh: :laugh:

    Moto- golden gloves contender, rock throwing mud chucker. youre a mole and i love ya. (i told ya my winky was bigger than yours, bet you dont remember that pal):woohoo: :woohoo:

    Tiny- the world biggest (literally) peace cat. any bloke that reckons my guts “have got nothin” is a friend of mine!!!

    Scotty- sorry you couldnt make it mate. thanks for the use of your empty bunk to dry my gear on, what a guy!!

    Unamed Special Guest- good old menace, such a quiet unassuming bloke…fits right in to the OBT mold!!B)

    Chop- smells good enough to eat. he was our own personal fuel bowser. your a legend chop. thanks for your work…again.

    the staff at hampton- for serving us up drinks all night and cooking great food…and putting up with moto!!!!!!

    thanks to all the site sponsors and to everybody that helped make it such a fantastic weekend.

    and a special thanks to the people that made me laugh……thats all of yous;)

    now i finally feel like part of the furniture…..

    cant wait till louee, well do it all again

    your friendly neighbourhood spidymenace:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

    i only took one picture, on the way home on monday at glenrowan, for me it says it all, the memories will never fade;)

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    in reply to: NSW / VIC High Country Ride 3 days Nov 2010 #136783

    Trailboss wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    im in……like flynn:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    What about if it starts at say Jindabyne?

    dont you worry buddy ill be there with bells on;)

    in reply to: NSW / VIC High Country Ride 3 days Nov 2010 #136743

    im in……like flynn:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: Caves to Caves 2009 #136764

    that was the barman moto and he was spiking it with vodka:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: CHATEAU DE TRAILBOSS #136639

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Cheers guys, finished tha rocky road of last night, how good was it

    TB

    im suprised it lasted that long:P :P :P

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