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get to

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im gonna

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i just got work on the batfone that MOTO has been leading a double life and is really a SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!!!

i knew it all along;)

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white rocket wrote:

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its bright hay my kids love the spiderman birthday cake they got spiderman toys out now

so my telepathy still works, most of my other super powers have gone soft with age:P

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fully sick, happy birthday….

i baked a cake

lets party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i wish the wife was……

sorry, you said PDS

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easy mal, you fuel injected pansy:P

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kylieD wrote….

Feel special Menace.
How often in life does that happen?

if its only this once it will do mate…..

sammy is pissing herself at your shazzam comments…..

now she wishes she could come:(

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LC4skin wrote:

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are you driving straight through on friday?

yup, leavin home at 6am….will be at TBs by 5pm latest, with a bottle of scotch for me, a bottle of rum for the big fella and some flowers for salina, just to make him look bad:laugh: :laugh:

weeing in excitement i am:P

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well fellas, the secret is out.

firstly, i hope there is noone that feels let down that little old me is the “celebrity”. i was a little worried to say the least that that might be the case. and if there is im really sorry.
it seemed like a funny idea at the time. i only asked TB to put me on the standby list as the ride was already full, but he said..”f**k off, your coming mate”, and it kind of snowballed from there!!!

secondly, now its out, i can finally unleash my excitement on coming up north to meet, drink, laugh and ride with yous all.
i guarantee im more excited than eagle!!!!! and that takes some doing:laugh: :laugh:

what is it now…2 days, 10 hrs, 39 mins, 28 seconds to go:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

you guys really have no idea how wrapped i am to be coming up there to ride, especially for the anniversary ride. ive only been on the site for 5 odd months and im always made to feel part of the family!!!….so again, thank you all!

im glad its a social ride as ….A)theres less chance of breaking something (touch wood)…and i will most likely have a hangover both days:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

thanks to all who posted stuff after TB announced it was me. it makes this old fat bald spidybull bloke feel all warm and mushy inside:kiss:

now ive just gotta survive tomorrow, it will be the slowest, most painful day at work ever….
and i wont be able to sleep either…(dans fault:laugh: )

but for now, bring on 8pm:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

(2 days 10:26:28 to go:woohoo: )

your friendly neighborhood spidymenace….

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morph them together mick and make a “tiger seat”….

Grrrrrrrr…..

i hear your handy with a needle and thread…

and i dont mean your a “post junkie” either….:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

but its a good one, i cracked myself up yet again:woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :silly: 😆

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i am an electrician, well im actually a finger pointer!, so i guess im really a supervisor. i work for a small company that do big jobs….tooooo big for us anyway. we mainly do commercial air handling, ie heating and cooling. for offices, shopping centres, factories etc.

i enjoy it….and it pays the bills:laugh: :laugh:

and, if you hadnt already guessed, im a part time, fat, overrated, semi retired super hero:P

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OLD BULLS!!!

heres an ode to our founding fathers and the old bull spirit!!

…by Paul Kelly and Menace…

Gather round people let me tell you’re a story
A one year long story of power and pride
I.T. Lord Chris and the unstoppable TB
Were opposite men who both loved to ride

TB was fat with money and muscle
Bikes were his business, broad was his door
Chris, he was lean and spoke very little
Lived on beer and jerky, often woke up on the floor

From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow

They started this site with no more than peanuts
Every Tuesdays meeting was just to get on the sauce
Daily the bandwidth got higher and higher
A non profit forum needs donations of course

They picked up their bikes and started off riding
At Wattagans Creek they sat themselves down
Now OBT don’t sound much but it sure got tongues talking
First out on the trails and then back in the town

From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow

TB said boys I’ll double our sponsors
Ill get us some food and ill get us some gear
To excite the bulls and bring out the spirit
So he secured a prize for old bull of the year
Chris started laughing and as the TB man thundered
All of his chins they wiggled in time
We’ll take over the world one thread at a time

From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow

Then the big TB man, he loaded his NX
Rode in to Sydney, big city of lights
And daily he went round softly speaking his story
To all sorts of dealers that sell all sorts of bikes

And TB sat down with the site moderators
Old bulls has come a long way, the people are great
They all feel the spirit and they are always smiling
The site just keeps growing, overseas and interstate

From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow

And then TB he returned on his phat Honda
Back to his computer to once more to sit down
And he told all the old bulls, let us keep up the banter
With the menace in the south, and that boonys a clown!

Now one years gone by, one long year of typing
The anniversary ride is full of OBT fans
Fathead will turn up as the master of ceremonys
And theres a famous celebrity who will to drink all the cans

From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow

That was the story of TBs great dreamtime
But this is the story of something much more
How the OBT spirit brings together the people
Together we’ll stand, and off our bikes we’ll fall !

From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow
From little things big things grow

cant wait for tonights virtual party:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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you fuckers!!!!! the lot of yas!!!

thats why i love yas:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

bAllends arent really a drama when ive got barkys…are they???
if im gonna get stabbed, then im gonna get the whole barky through my….(insert relevant organ here):laugh: :laugh:

what did everyone do before “shorty levers”……

im just “old school”…..and cheap:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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