[dennis da menaceMember]

never mind the herb garden, i wanna know what a “punk chook” is:laugh:

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4skin, are you a truckin water truck driver….:laugh:

that mitso revs higher than a DR-Zzzzzzz:woohoo:

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LC4skin wrote:

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my name is LC4skin my avatar is a motorbike under a KTM blanket, it may or may not be a KTM and i may or may not be circumsized. i just washed my bike and my air filter and i got turps in my eyes.

that sounds like a ralph wiggum statement:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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i just forked out $350 for a jacket yesterday.

its a dri rider rallycross pro.

it looks similar to yours chris but has a 1 litre bladder (crappy plastic smelly one), and it has plastic external armour as well as the internal foam stuff…

it weighs a ton too.

its like wearing a sauna with the liner in it:laugh:

they dont make an orange one so i just got plain black

sorry, no catwalk pics…..run out of broadband again:(

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someone told me on the weekend that a couple of drops of peanut oil in the tank gives the same smell???

im not game to try it but….

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dont just talk it up blue oyster boy, wheres the photos, preferably of you riding the float at the mardi gras. i think i saw you on the news, body armour and leather chaps, unless you have a twin???:laugh: :laugh:

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WTF???

everytime i change threads motos avatar changes..

the man of a million faces….:laugh:

i reckon alan carr would suit you missy moto:P

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if yous can take your eyes of marilyns boobies for a sec, you might notice her left hip is popping out of her arse….:laugh:

did you break her moto, sorry, miss moto????

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my name is menace and i am an alcholic….hic…

when i get drunk i think im a fat spiderman:laugh:

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ive had a UFO pressure suit for 10 odd years. its all but rooted now. im gonna lash out and buy an alpine stars ($350) for me and a chicks alpine stars ($270)for sammy on the weekend. hers will last her for life and ill be happy with another 10 years.

i did try on about 6 different brands today and the only 2 i liked were the Alp star and a brand called EVS. the EVS kidney belt was a little too tight with my fat guts so Alp Stars it is.

the Alp Star chicky suit was the only one that has boob recepticles too. sammy reckons its the go;)

gotta keep her assetts safe i say:laugh: :laugh:

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Mr Blue wrote:

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explains some Chinese bikes eh? they so shiny and bright so hordes of moths flock to them

BC
dare i mention another euro brand here as well?

geez, the world goes too fast for me…

since when has japan been part of europe:unsure:

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you must be a proctologist boontang, as you offen deal out the shit!!!

Hmmmmm Nurse Boony :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

kind of has a RING to it……get it, ha ha, i CRACK myself up…

ha ha get it CRACK…….stop it menace, youre too funny fuckin!!

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serve of KTM eh??

i reckon me and moto will be serving some rocky road revenge, as it is said to be best served cold.

i reckon tandem S12s will fill you up nicely:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(looks like moto has had some surgery, hes gone from steve mcqueen to kim jong ill overnight:woohoo: )

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are you sure you are actually typing it moto….

it might be post traumatic blunt force trauma……

maybe from breaking sticks over your head*????

*funniest video ever

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yes, here here, karma for our “commander in chief” for his

1 and three donuts post.

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