[dennis da menaceMember]

i rode once with nothing under my “pressure suit”. rubbed both my nipples off in 20kms…..had to stuff grass down my chest

eye wateringly painfull.:unsure:

never again.

[dennis da menaceMember]

my name….well its Y.F.Menace, with my first names being “You Fucking”.
thats what i was lead to believe, as my dad used to call me that from a very young age…ie- “stop changing the channel you fucking menace, the footys on” and “stop trying to lick the cat, you fucking menace” ive always had a thing for pussys from a tender age.
as the years rolled on i found out from my mum that my first name was actually Dennis. gee, who would have guessed??

my avatar….well its me, just before i retired from being a superhero, as i could no longer zip up my spidy suit. after this i became a humble electrician and budding bike rider.

the twist…..this is where it gets a bit wierder, after being retrenched from my superhero job, my boss hired a new spidy, and paid him more. you might have seen the black spidy (how gay!!). then the powers that be decided to make a villian called, you guessed it, “Menace”.
the villian, menace, (to add insult to my many injuries) is a chick!! she got her powers and her weapons from her wanker boyfriend, the green goblin. she even gets around in one of his mk7 goblin gliders…the cheek of her!
she is a hussy to the max and ends up getting preggo to the goblin. (ewww…green spider goblin babies)

she even has, and i quote..”weapons she uses are concussion and incendiary Pumpkin Bombs”.

i reckon someone is trying to steal my identity.
thats why i live in my secret hideout in mexico.

some reasons for my conclusion are…

1)the villian menace is a chick!! (attacks my sexuality)
2)incendiary Pumpkin Bombs, (clearly a reference to my KTM)
3)the villian, menace, has horns, replicating my old bull membership!
4)another quote..”Menace nearly beats an injured Spider-Man to death”.. this is clearly a metaphor of me fighting my inner demons….and losing again!

so there is an insight as to why some may think im a little loony.

the battle will never end…..

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sorry aaro, supply and demand, its good business stratagy LOL:laugh:

only scotch will be cheap as i will be buying it all:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

they look horn, but na not for me

whats with the avatar XY, is that the new blues mobile:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

you took his money moto…

now you OWN him.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

more trouble than sam (your dog), i reckon;)

[dennis da menaceMember]

sometimes things are best left to the imagination

[dennis da menaceMember]

awwwe jeeessuuuuuss moto…

i paid you good money to keep him out moto. some sinister ruthless spy youve turned out to be.

first you ruined the hollis assassination, now youve let the boon infiltrate the secret louee stronghold.

curses and double curses…

another evil plan foiled…:laugh:

back to the drawing board…..

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dunno about a website etc….

but it is pretty sh!t. there were a few bargain bins out the front with crap that wont fit my masculine stature…LOL

everything else was the same price as any shop.

im just gonna buy sam the alpine stars “booby” armour tomorra and hunt around for jackets.

i love RDOs:laugh:

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yes mate, i have the magic button. its very usefull for quick starts around bogholes, so i can roost you while you frantically kick your lemon over and over and over:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

mine is an ’09. santa gave it to me for xmas:laugh:

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i know your just taking the piss because your sayin “down-grading”….

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ha ha aha haa aaahhh…ah ha ha..oh my ribs, theyre a hurtin..

hey, we dont take kindly to your kind ridin a KTM, cleetus, git the shotgun, deres some virmin round here lookin at our pretty orange motorcycles:P

youve obviously never ridden a 450exc boonwit.
maybe a 250exc-F would be equal power to the school bus you currently scoot around on, but it would be like riding a BMX, light and nimble.

and as for a 300, ill give you a ride of mine at louee. then you will see the light…ha ha ha
you do realise that the 300 is a 2 smoker dont you?? and as fast of faster than a 450….(that will stirr up moto;) )

hell, theyre all faster than that ticking in your melon could handle anyway.

ahhh, thanks boondog, that post made my morning:woohoo:

boony is the official OBT jester:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(give yourself a bitchslap eagle, compliments of moto and myself:woohoo: )

[dennis da menaceMember]

i just found this in the Northern Daily Leader, The newspaper from Tamworth….

“seeking same” section….

hi, my name is glenn, im a gayboy looking for other gayboys. i like to ride, both my bikes and my men, nice and slow. i have a poster of a ktm that i stick on my back when im receiving, that will help get you off! im a cushy ride, like my suzuki and my rear end squeaks, just like my linkages. im not too preferential when it cums to rides, but my ball gag IS yellow. i will bleat like your favourite goat on command. oh, and i shave my balls too. rubber protection is not required as im not into traction in the mud. will kiss on the lips for a bottle of green ginger. so call me when your desperate….glenn.:kiss: (previous applicants need not apply) ph- 0418 XXX XXX

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O MASSES OF GREAT….SPEAK TO ME…..

look im easy, and flexible, just like XY.
ill do both if we have the numbers:laugh:

i really wanna go in august, especially if its snowing.!!!
i also really wanna climb mt.stirling and drink a whisky at craigs hut…in november!!!

imagine, menace, the pioneer on his iron horse…

its too much, i need another scotch:laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

a toast boys….heres to the fallen..

lest we forget

[dennis da menaceMember]

what a conundrum…..:laugh:

i need a scotch:laugh: :laugh:

im still looking at august, and doin the huts NEXT year in june/november.
that gives you a whole year to get another leave pass TB:P dont be a puss:P

i thought you were NXing today……wouldnt the bloody honda start big fella:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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