[dennis da menaceMember]

ummmmm, noooooo.

im sleepin with my wife.

boonys sleepin with his hand:ohmy:

[dennis da menaceMember]

sympathy for the menace…..

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a menace of good health and taste
I’ve been roosting for a long, long year
Filled in many a yamaha and sealed its fate
And I was ’round when Lord Kato
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made sure he ditched linkages
Installed some PDS and shut the gate

Pleased to meet you Blue
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is how my shock mounts to my frame

I plugged around on a yammy
Then I saw it was a time for a change
So I brought myself a new Kato
Now the jap bikes all scream in vain
You rode your tank
And your linkage sank
Then you had to go beg
To the manager of the bank

Pleased to meet you Blue
Hope you guess my name,
What’s puzzling you
Is why yamahas are so lame,

I watched your fork seals leak
I heard your linkage squeak
You’ll fight for ten decades
For the crap japs made
I shouted out
”who would ride that poo”
And from the distance I hear
”theres only one Mr Blue”

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a menace of a man you’ll see
One day I’ll lay tracks for all the Old Bulls
If I dont get killed before i reach Louee

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, (oo-oo-oo men-ace)
But what’s puzzling you
Is why yamahas are so lame, oh yeah, get down,
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, (oo-oo-oo men-ace)
But what’s confusing you
Is why all jap bikes are the same

Just as every yammy rider is a criminal
And all the Kato riders are Saints
And now I will end this rant
With Old Bull banter about how
Mr Blue needs to buy some orange paint

So when you meet me Blue
Hope your kitted up
With full tanks, we’ll ride in haste
You’ll use all your suspensions qualities
My PDS will lay your bike to waste,

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name,
But what’s puzzling you
Is why your 250, seems a little tame

Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Blue, what’s my name
Tell me Bluey, baby guess my name
Tell me Blue, what’s my name
I tell you one time, your yamahas to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

:kiss: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony wrote:

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ECKS-Man wrote:

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They have everything there – EXCEPT fuel… oh and grog! There must be a reason, but I don’t know what it is!

There is about 60-80km of trails Boony, marked in degrees of difficulty. Even a gumby can ride most of the trails if they have a bit of help, but watch out for the hard sections as they can be, well, hard!

thanks ecks man I like it hard

:blush: put it away boony:blush:

[dennis da menaceMember]

she is beautiful fezza….

all hail the 300:laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

moto, boony looks more like the other end of Nigel Havers (whoever that is?)

[dennis da menaceMember]

oh, the mecure, very “la-di-da”:laugh:

yes we will drink, :silly:

but you might not wanna drink with me after the xmas party:P :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

you were ripping it up champo. good sh!t:laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

good pics Eagle. nothin like a bit of serenity every now and then.

whats with the cat picture, why is it motos mate. is he the reason its in a box???????

oh, and did yas find any gold?

[dennis da menaceMember]

micknmeld wrote:

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Hey Menace. After the Xmas party, when do you get back to Melbourne?? I will be in Melbourne for Ants wedding the very next week.Oct 1-7. You gunna be in Melbourne during that time or up at Coffs?

yeah mick, i get home on sunday 4th oct.
are you bringin your bike down or are we just drinkin some.

when does ant get back from bali.
its time we went ridin again:)

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Heres the true photo

TB

LMFAO thats gold:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

gooday bigfella.
welome aboard the banter wagon.
hope you enjoy your trip.

watch out for the squirrel too:laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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I’m not gunna take away your Karma, you got that fair and square for your good humour and wit. I like your style.

And anyway your better half rides a Yammie so you redeem yourself my brother.

Come the Christmas party it’s your shout for a smoke and a drink though.

shhhhh, the girls bikes are different. so that makes us half brothers:laugh:

now, seriously Dan, WE will be drinking lots pal. OK, NO arguements!!!

and ridin a bit too:)

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony wrote:

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menace wrote:

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boony, admin will get you if you keep wrecking posts with your photo:woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh:

SMARTARSE
here i am trying to be the model site user

hey look like Brad Pits dont I

dont you mean “Brads (arm)Pits” old buddy:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony, admin will get you if you keep wrecking posts with your photo:woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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Mr Menace – Yamaha’s are gay:angry::ohmy: – Hmmm maybe I have been a little care free with my Karma distribution. I will give you a chance to reconsider your statement before Karma is taken away:kiss:

gawd blimey, i said yamahas,
not yamaha riders buddy, pal, champ, BFF!!

do what you must, my poor misguided sole….as it is written,

the Lord Kato giveth and the lord Genichi Kawakami taketh away:kiss:

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