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  • in reply to: EAGLE`s Nundle Recce #129054

    boony wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    In the van park, I probably passed you on the roads somewhere rpond town, I saw a couple of DRZ`s on trailers etc
    Cheers

    where they belong……

    ………….prolly broken too.

    he said DRZs not KTMs:woohoo:

    you can do better than that boondog. just shut all 3 of your eyes and think hard:woohoo:

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #129053

    yeah, ive seen that one too.

    its called “ghostrider 2, pinocchios got a hot tip”:P

    what boony, no lemonade chaser:(

    in reply to: back on the old iron horsey #129043

    sorry Dan, id rather see my sister in a brothel than a brother on a yammy.

    besides i cant give mr blue that kind of…..

    “satisfaction”

    he cant get no….

    hey hey hey,

    thats what i say

    yamahas are gay…..

    dont get me started

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #129045

    that would be right boony, tease me with one beer….

    prick;)

    seen the new Nicolas Cage movie? its called the “wicker XR”.
    apparently its about a bloke from up wauchope way who drinks too much beer, cant start an XR with his little legs, cracks the shits, then tosses a winny red at the bike, flames ensue, then he runs around the back yard wearing nothing but a white jacket (with extra long arms) screaming like a banchee….

    it gets 3 stars in my book.

    in reply to: EAGLE`s Nundle Recce #129046

    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    In the van park, I probably passed you on the roads somewhere rpond town, I saw a couple of DRZ`s on trailers etc
    Cheers

    where they belong……

    ………….prolly broken too.

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #129019

    boony wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    boony wrote:

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    yeh we could burn the suzuki exept it hasnt blooby well dried out from the ride today, anyway I thought this post was about burning a Honda, I got in trouble the other day for changing the subjects on other peoples threads. seem management can get away with any thing.:angry: :laugh:

    NO Boony, get your facts right, Admin asked you to not change the title on other peoples threads wasnt it? I can find the quote for you if you cant remember. As far as changing subjects goes its called thread jacking and we all do it here lol and they is never any trouble, its OBT

    Is there a problem?

    TB

    No prblem i was only jesting about management, didnt mean to upset anyone , my apology. Will pull head in from now on

    quit ya whining boonster. give em heaps, it works for me.

    im happy to have you here, you give it like you get it.
    it can be hard to understand someones mood in text. so whatever gets written, just look for the funny angle and reply with your natural smartarse-ness. i havent seen anybody get upset “YET” on OBT.
    someone once wrote,” never write anything on the internet that would get you punched at a pub”. thats the rule of thumb i go by…..sort of!
    dont take ADMIN too seriously, but show them some respect, they do a good job of runnin this joint so we can all hang shit on each other!!
    i too have had the skull and x bones poke me. in hindsight, it was for good reason.
    they werent ripping you for changing the subject (hi-jacking), they were tellin ya not to change the “subject line” at the start of your text, for instance, this one says…Re:BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK….. kabish.
    it gets confusing when you do that, and it shits me too!!

    anyway, as one of our great moderators says..”take a tablespoon of cement and harden the fuck up!”

    ya suzuki ridin nancyboy…..;)

    oh, and then at the end of your thread write “hondas are shit”.

    see now its back on topic!!!:woohoo:

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #128989

    Moto wrote:

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    I can’t stand the Royal family, they can have their stinking country :P

    sweet, now we just have to round up all their stinkin countrymen

    and hey presto:kiss:

    in reply to: back on the old iron horsey #129007

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Dear Mr Menage’, quite the contrary I have the full pouty lips of my Polynesian forebears, they drive the women wild, and possibly a linkage may cause shrinkage…of the swelling in your butt, and your sphincter muscle wouldn’t need to be as developed as there would be less need to keep it clenched. Oh my poor misguided Menage’, ride away from the orange clothed ones and find balance and harmony betwixt ones front and rear.

    a short poem to alleviate your suffering

    The man named Menace has been harmed,
    But by his KTM he remains charmed,
    But it will dawn suddenly on him one day
    that it shouldn’t hurt
    When all you want to do is play.

    BC

    looks like you need some emotional rescue….

    Is there nothing Menace can say
    Nothing Menace can do
    To change your mind
    Youre so in love with you
    Youre pouting lips
    And youre bubble butt
    You’re just a poor girl in Lord Katos house
    Yeah, baby, the Lord Kato’s laughin…………..at YOU!!

    Don’t you know that linkages were never made to keep?
    Just like the yamalube, dissolving in your sleep
    Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
    He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
    PDS will come to your emotional rescue

    Yeah, the other night, crying
    about broken brakes, yeah you were crying
    about erratic idling
    about master cylinder banjo bolts
    Breaking, like a child, like a child
    Like a child on a PW50 …..ooooooh!

    You think you’re yammies are of a special breed
    Ive seen more torque from your pet Pekinese
    Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
    He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
    PDS will come to your emotional rescue

    I was dreaming last night
    Of the xmas party, I was dreaming
    How if you were there, you’d be crying
    Like a child, yeah, You’d be crying
    Crying cause you couldnt ride my KTM
    But its mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, all mine
    You said thats fine, then you cryed
    i said, Bruce, you need some blue cheese
    to go with that whine!!

    He’ll come to you, like an idle in the night
    So stealthy, so animal quiet
    Kato will be your savior, steadfast and true
    He’ll come to your yamahas rescue
    PDS will come to your emotional rescue

    No, you cant ride mine, mine, its all mine
    But you can dream it…
    Tonight and every night!
    I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
    Who’s KTM could tow you out of the poo
    It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
    It will be mine, it will be mine, all mine
    I will be your knight in shiny orange armour
    Riding across the desert on a fine Austrian charger

    :kiss: :P :P :P :P :P :kiss: :P :P :P :P :P :kiss:

    in reply to: the DT project….. #129004

    Moto wrote:

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    So did you do any work over Easter or did you just drink beer, eat food and ride?

    ummmmmm, oh, i drank some scotch and smoked heaps of ciggies too…..

    but no work was done.

    its off to the powdercoaters tomorra…..promise;)

    in reply to: back on the old iron horsey #128991

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Aha Menage’ the PDS is lulling you into a false sense of security (Pretend, Danger, Strike) until you baulk momentarily at a sharp lipped obstacle and…….Bang off you go again busted arse and all.

    I wish you luck with your experiences, but i see a linkage in your future…….. :laugh:

    BC

    blah, blah, blah………linkage = shrinkage:P :P :P :P

    youre the only “sharp lipped obstacle” i know mate:woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: back on the old iron horsey #128984

    Moto wrote:

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    Spiderman would do it.

    STEVE McQUEEN WOULD DO IT….with his eyes closed…….

    yeah, that kicked over your chess set didnt it???????

    in reply to: back on the old iron horsey #128978

    Moto wrote:

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    Glad to hear your back and buzzing menace. Just gotta get some practice in for that 150ft tabletop now. You’re the only person I reckon is crazy enough to have a full blooded go. I’ll have a fairy attempt, I’ll be pleased if I get my wheels off the ground :P

    moto, which part of “NO FUCKING WAY” dont you understand:woohoo:

    ps- im not crazy, just a little eccentric.

    have you ever seen a man eat his own head, no?, well either have i…..

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #128959

    micknmeld wrote:

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    Ooooh, so this is what is in this thread! Tried to read this last night and got nothing, some sort of glitch. Gee, I really missed out didn’t I!? :blink:

    Mick, it is now YOUR job to settle Menace’s hash with this talk of burning XR’s and banana’s… you started it, you finish it! Best of luck with that!:laugh:

    Menace is certainly an excitable bugger isn’t he……LOL
    im sure sammy would disagree with that mick:blush:

    I bet he was a fire starter when he was a kid.
    i only had an affliction with burning GI Joe’s. i didnt like their beady little eyes. they used to follow me…..didnt everyone feel the same way????.

    :dry: :dry: :blink:

    and Ecks, please stop affiliating me with drugs…..i have no hash:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #128954

    micknmeld wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    we could take boonys suzy to a car crusher, just for comedic (and aesthetic) purposes, then throw it on top of micks smouldering XR and have a great fire.

    ill bring the marshmallows:woohoo: :woohoo:

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    Just to set the record straight, it IS NOT MY XR I WAS GUNNA BURN!!!! MY XR IS GOING UNREAL!! It is Tripper’s XR that has given me all this grief.

    you better be nice to the posse of hondas in the shedmick.
    they might gang up on you and set fire to you for riding them into ditches:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: BONFIRE PARTY AT MICK”S THIS ARVO. #128950

    Ktmrat wrote:

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    You are the Man, I want some of your drugs, Karma for this MenACE

    HM36Drugs-Are-Bad-Posters.jpg

    im not on drugs guys, just a little closer to insanity than you lot:silly:

    well maybe the 20 odd years i did them for makes a cameo appearance sometimes and affects my mental stability!!……..or so im told?

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