[dennis da menaceMember]

squirrel wrote:

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Puddles wrote:

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squirrel wrote:

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Piss of Puddles and leave us alone:angry:

Hey Squirrel how would you like me to grab your fury little nuts & rip them off & shove them up your little fucking nose

Hey I know what G L stands for, watch it !

give us the word on GL squirrel…………

first thing that came to mind was …Gay Lord:P

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boony wrote:

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sell it and buy yourself a DRZ and let her ride a Kato it would be safer for her:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sammy says……..

kiss it boony boy:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

mr blue, you crazy old bugga…..

i’ll see you in hell…bucko..:evil:

[dennis da menaceMember]

i just got this email, dunno if its true, but its funny:woohoo:

Political Correctness

One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

‘If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner’s testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,’

Red is positive,

Black is negative, and

Make sure his nuts are wet.’

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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dont be like that, id even let u use the honey…..honey;)

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:

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EAGLE`02 wrote:

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Yep,
We are a helpful bunch, This morning I had zero vision dramas, vert clear & it was drizzling rain “AGAIN”
Cheers again All
MR SHEEN ROCKS;)

Eagle why are you referring to Mr Sheens’ “rocks” didn’t realise you swang that way!

yet again the old Bulls give away trade secrets to the new chums
BC
going out to buy stocks in “Mr Sheen”

your a mad bugger blueboy:silly: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

if you were laughing your arse off, your ribs cant be TOO sore. :laugh:

stop ya snivellin bucko….

but seriously, hows the knee, better or worse?
youve got a big weekend of riding comin.

sorry mate, i do have sympathy for ya, but i have trouble showing it!!!:woohoo:

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DanD wrote-
How do I get KylieD to accept the fact that I will not be taking my boots off to go to bed?

porn stars always leave thier shoes on Dan:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

na mate, i cant get mine over my shoulder, mustnt be as old as you granpa:woohoo:

mine sit neatly on the hole of my donut cushion:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

try sikaflex dan, it hold windows in on busses and buildings and sh!t. its black polyurethane. it comes in a tube, like silicon, so you could squeeze it in with a caulking gun.

they will never come off again. its sold at bunnings

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ive got a few tricks for the xmas party up my sleeve….

if you dont already, yous will think i need committing by the end of that weekend:silly: :silly: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:

sammy will disown me for sure:P

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where the hell did ya get that mick. and more to the point, where do you put your kahunas when your riding it??

can ya do any stunts, bunny hops, tail whips???

wicked.

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It’s not too bad Menace. I literally got home, unpacked the car and put the trailer away, went up and had a shower and laid staright in bed and watched TV for the rest of the night with a Domino’s

My knee is stiff and sore today, as well as my ribs on the same side arising from a stack I had on the rocks on an uphill section. I kept jarring me knee for the rest of the ride too which wouldn’t have helped.

Special thanks goes to Holeshot or Boulder as matt calls him for sweeping the vast majority of the ride. Cheers mate

funny, i read it like this…..

It’s not too bad, o great Menace. I whinged to myself until i literally got home snivelling, got tyne to unpack the car and put the trailer away, went up and had a shower, owww, the hot water hurt, and the soap burned. i laid foetally in bed crying and clutching my paddington bear, and watching “pron” for the rest of the night with my mate Domino:blush: hes so sweet.

My knee is, sniff, well, sore today. i put a bandaid on it, im dreading ripping it off though. i brought a full body cast today as my ribs on the same side are smashed enough to warrant sympathy from someone, arising from a stack I had on a flat section of smooth loamy track. I kept pretending to jarr me knee for the rest of the ride too, hence the bandaid. i cryed myself to sleep which seemed to have helped.

Special thanks goes to Holeshot or Nurse Boulder as matt calls him for applying a tissue to my tears for the vast majority of the ride. Cheers fellas, thanks for not laughing to my face anyway

your teddy bear, moto.

:kiss:

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Nah, I’ll stick with the honey thanks. I think I’m onto a winner there

If you got stuck out in the bush you could also just lick your airfilter to keep you alive

if we got stuck in the bush moto….

id give you something to lick, and if you did it good, id let you live…till i got hungry anyway.

….what happens in the bush, stays in the bush, hey big fella;)

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Moto wrote:

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OH……….MY………..GOD!!!!

actually moto, its gods, plural….

me and XY.

we love katos.
we love fords.
we love rewriting songs.
we were born in AUSTRALIA.

now bow to us bitch.

just joshin moto, it wasnt the shocker, it was just the mother of bad landings.

now bow to us anyway, and lick our boots…..:woohoo:

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