dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: Retirement in October #127999

    notice his PINK fingers, show us the rest of your costume TB, so we can recognise you on the telly TB

    i hear your good at drags……or is that drag:P :laugh: :P :laugh: ;)

    big boy

    in reply to: Cleaning your Airfilter #127988

    its the brown bit in the and of your ciggy, or a pair of soiled undies….im told

    in reply to: Cleaning your Airfilter #127977

    have any of you blokes tried the rockoil – water washable filter oil.

    dont abuse me for asking …

    we dont get much rain/wet down here to wash it off….not for a while anyway.

    in reply to: Retirement in October #127982

    LMFAO…..good thinkin boony:laugh:

    in reply to: Greenslips #127929

    its not as bad as Qld down here, the jacks will pull you up quick smart if you look dodgy and slap a “canary” (inspection certificate) on your car/bike straight away. then your knackered, your car cannot be driven, even home, it must be towed (on a truck, no flat towing allowed) and you must get a roady…..and no dodgy mecho will touch you when you have one of those as they can be audited.

    it was good in the old days before computers, you could get one on friday night, boil the kettle saturday mornin, and steam it off your windscreen.

    then i would stick it to my fridge door:P

    the fridge was covered in them.:woohoo: :woohoo:

    mind you, my car wasnt a piece of sh!t, it was a full rally datsun 1600. the police just didnt seem to like my hydraulic handbrake or the turbo FJ20 that i shoehorned in, or the 4″ sidepipe, or my 10 point cage or my race harnesses or my battery in the boot or my 4000 watts of driving lights, let alone the various other mods, all engineered by myself ofcourse.:P

    then i rolled it and sold it:woohoo:

    they didnt like my 11.1sec XY much either…..

    and they really took a disliking to my v8 cortina…..

    ahhh, the memories……

    so now i drive a 4WD, like a grandpa of course;)

    in reply to: Ladies to race A4DE #127899

    im no good at typin with one hand…..

    in reply to: goggles #127912

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Same Same here Mr Blue I use the little bald man with Glasses when I feel dirty!

    TB

    now THATS kinky:blush: :blush:

    by the way, ive never tried the latex glove trick. i’ll give it a go this winter though.

    i reckon my mates will appreciate me having warm hands when im required to do a cavity search during a smoko stop:woohoo:

    in reply to: Wattie’s/Newcastle Ride 05/04/2009 (EOI) #127848

    DanD wrote:

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    Your got a bit of a nasty streak there Mr Menace

    me, nasty, never…..feel the love, i ooze it mate..

    sometimes its the truth that hurts:P

    in reply to: Wattie’s/Newcastle Ride 05/04/2009 (EOI) #127412

    Moto wrote:

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    Not when your body is a temple like mine :dry:

    yeah a bhuddist temple….:P

    in reply to: Retirement in October #127916

    now your starting to sh!te me buddy. stop being a butt-nugget:laugh:

    its gotta be #3, can i have a cameo role, i luv “blacking out”. i
    play a mean james brown!:P :P :P :P :P

    if its any of #’s 4, 5, 7,10, 11, then your a confirmed gaylord.

    in reply to: goggles #127842

    or you can buy fog free lenses boony. they are double layer. ive had them before they work good too.

    and rain-x is great, or for an alternative use any type of car wax. its great on windscreens so its great on goggles

    in reply to: Retirement in October #127822

    ive got many more rat, thats just the tip of the berg….

    in reply to: Wattie’s/Newcastle Ride 05/04/2009 (EOI) #127780

    Moto wrote:

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    I don’t like the rain, or the mud for that matter .

    soap moto, you forgot to mention your dislike for soap

    :P

    in reply to: Retirement in October #127810

    im sh!t with cryptic crosswords and even sh!tter with cryptic forums…..

    TrailBossco, in october are you….

    1)premeditating to kill moto…
    2)going to the “big house” for the above mentioned midnight attack on moto.
    3)finally living your dream of making the blues bros.3 movie
    4)buying a red scooter , like racytracys
    5)coming out of the closet
    6)telling us all now, before you forget, that your getting dememtia
    7)finally having that sex change (see #5)
    8)having another mid/late life crisis
    9)making a new site “old bulls 2- electric boogaloo”, that moto will be barred from
    10)giving up riding cause your too old and soft and cuddly
    11)getting you prostate checked, purely for fun
    12)joining the “satan rides a red honda occult”
    13)moving to mexico for the rec rego….(heaven forbid)
    14)forseeing that by october you will have had a gutfull of me!!:P

    so many questions……..

    can you please answer in laymans terms

    in reply to: Ladies to race A4DE #127811

    Another favourite for the championship will be reigning Australian Women’s Motocross Champion, Kristy Gillespie (KTM), from Victoria.

    you go girl…..

    shes gotta win it cause,

    1)shes on a kato….
    2)shes a victorian….
    3)shes a hottie….(well theyre all hotties)

    its in the bag girlfriend:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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