dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: New recruit to OBTR #127804

    Moto wrote:

    No worries mate, I’ll look forward to cathing up for a ride soon. [/quote]

    moto, your lisp even comes out when you type, amazing

    your thuper thecial moto:P :P :P :P

    in reply to: oiling air filter with canola oil #127783

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Yeah I prefer canola oil, it is much better than that tacky brightly coloured bloody filter oil that stuff is hell to get out of your satin sheets……..:blush:

    BC
    Did I say that out aloud ?

    mr brew, i reckon lesson 4 should read…”blue monkey throw good sh!t with big words in it”

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    menace

    in reply to: Greenslips #127782

    Moto wrote:

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    Yes, unfortunately we don’t have rec reg :(

    rec rego isnt all its cracked up to be moto. yes its cheap but it cancels out any road riding, even transport rides.

    you can only ride on 4wd tracks and dirt roads really.

    single track is not “supposed” to be used by any vehicle. the fines from the parks rangers are heavier than the ones from the coppers. they will chase you harder than the piggies too.

    full road rego, on the other hand, is much better value as you can ride anywhere……except single track….(yeah right).
    there are no inspections down here. if you buy a registered bike all you need is a rwc (plenty of dodgy mechanics) and send off the paper work to vicroads, along with some cash, and presto, its done.

    the only time vicroads see it is if you let the rego expire for more than 3 months, or you buy an unregoed bike.

    when i had rec rego put on my KDX200, i siliconed a brake light onto my rear guard (no wiring at all), bought a $5 rear brake light switch and cable tied it on, shoving the wiring up behind the side cover, borrowed one of those chrome squeezy honk honk horns off my nephews pushy, already had a h/light on it (but it didnt work) and took it for an inspection…..

    the vicroads chicky “glanced” at it, asked me if it all worked, to which i replied..”of course it does sweety”. then she asked me to start it to check the noise level. i said “no, i cant, im wearing thongs”, she argued a bit but as soon as i mentioned the words “vicroads will be liable if i hurt myself” she soon stopped arguing.
    i offered her a go at starting it in her heels and “greyhound” skirt….(one inch from the hair!!) but she unfortunately declined. we went inside, i paid some money, got my sticker and plate….

    and the rest is history….

    (she was a hottie too) (the chick, not the bike!!!)

    in reply to: Hi and welcome all #127741

    i like it, can i use that one mick??

    in reply to: Hi and welcome all #127732

    Trailboss wrote:

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    TB

    that explains the wife beater and tatts then….

    ….can you let me know, ill be nicer to you when your on it…..

    peace man, peace, dont knuckle me mate:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Hi and welcome all #127726

    geez, you look young and virile there TB, what happened????

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Prize Announcement !!!!!!!!!! #127696

    well unfortunately mr moto….

    i cant just drop everything and let the million dollar job that im in charge of turn to sh!t……

    so i cant make it up there….sooooory:angry:

    ……so ill just post some said… “poop”.

    print this out and wipe it on your face moto.
    then youll have poop on your face:kiss:

    call it what you please, im only guilty of jealousy, coz id love to be there, but cant.

    and TB you do a grouse job, with the site, the rides, the prizes and everything that goes on behind the scenes….

    ….oh and puttin up with twits like me and gits like moto.

    grumble, grumble, poop indeed, grumble, tossin geeza, grumble

    in reply to: news :BMW buys KTM #127695

    if a dummy like me could work it out, whats that say for all the others involved?????

    unbelievable 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    in reply to: news :BMW buys KTM #127685

    oh you pranksters,

    its april fools day…..yes!!

    yous are all fulla sh!t

    looks like you suckered a few in

    but not this little black duck!!!!!

    champo, im starting to think your a little Camp-o, who else would listen to bbc. (maybe moto) what were you listening for, a speech from churchill.

    now youve gone and got wikd all in a tizz

    show me an article or any proof and ill eat my words,

    ya tossers:P :P :P
    raspberries to all involved:P :P :P

    menace

    in reply to: Greenslips #127684

    inspections???

    roadgoing tires???

    indicators and stuff????

    green slips and RWCs

    geez you blokes do it the hard way up there!!!!!

    in reply to: Re:Nrw stickers on the DRZ #127535

    boony wrote:

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    my bad. CR 50

    i like the way you roll boony

    in reply to: Hells Angel tried to steal my bike! #127568

    WikdBeemer wrote:

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    He’s watching you Menace…
    Hellsangel.jpg

    ….see!

    make him stop wikd…….

    his eyes are followin us

    hes not a police cat is he????

    ….hes freakin us out mannnn…..

    help!!!!

    in reply to: New recruit to OBTR #127581

    Ktmrat wrote:

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    Welcome orange comrade, you will have some fun rides around here, I hope you can tolerate lots of laughs as well, and as a word of warning, watch out for TB and Mick…they ride Hondas

    and TB loves polkadots….:ohmy:

    and mick, well his brother is way cooler:P

    in reply to: New recruit to OBTR #127573

    Trailboss wrote:

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    Welcome fezza, kato 300 hey, that warm rubbing feeling on your leg will be menace lol :laugh:

    Will see ya on the trails mate

    TB

    i havent even brought him a drink yet,what kind of hussy dya think i am TB

    in reply to: Prize Announcement !!!!!!!!!! #127577

    LC4skin wrote:

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    it might be a pain in boonys arse from what ive been reading in the seppo drz owners forum.

    shame on ou for reading such cods-wallop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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