[dennis da menaceMember]

Scotty wrote:

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I though KTM stood for “Kurkuritz Topfen Matura” which I beleive is Austrian for “Bust Your Arse”

touch’e scotty. scotch came out of my nose:woohoo:

yes i have a busted arse….
no im not givin you karma….

dont mock the afflicted

ps- KTM stands for “Karma To Menace”….by the way.

[dennis da menaceMember]

na mick sober as a judge. thats why i feel “some” guilt.

it was a post about a bloke who got gored by a bull on the central coast yesterday. maybe one of you blokes know him.

my humour made it inapropriate i personally believe.

(menace #7 is in charge at the mo. hes the serious one)

(its ok, hes gone now)

phew!!….i dont like #7

[dennis da menaceMember]

i found this song…..the knives of bavaria.

in my quest for unbridled insane humour that only i understand…i changed it around a bit…..

I dreamed you were riding a train to Victoria
I dreamed that you sold your bike in Euphoria
Paws are for licking, Dusty’s eyes are to kill
only pussies ride, bikes from Bavaria

A plateful of oil, a tankful of fun
in a puddle on the floor under your beemer son
Send me a Kato, hear the chinese proverb
chopsticks suck, like bikes from Bavaria

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalaa lala lalalala

Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalalaa lala lalalala

clean me and brush me, then ride me through pooh
then sell me real cheap, get a Kato for you
I’m orange, I’m orange; I’m orange, not blue
I love him, I love him; I love my kato I do

Lalalalaa meowwwwwww

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

or WANTS two beemers:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

boony wrote:

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Scotty , how these blokes that ride orange things take the micky out of DRZs????? just doesnt make sense???????:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

you squares need to think outside the circle:P

KTM IS LORD…….amen!!:kiss:

[dennis da menaceMember]

DanD wrote:

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Moto wrote:

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Nice work ECKS, I’ve fixed the other links

And not even a crash helmet in sight. What sort of message are you trying to send to all the other aspiring pet dirtbike riders Wikd? I thought you were more responsible :dry:

Hows Sams riding going Moto? He was never a fan of the Yammies, I think his more of a KTM man.

too right DanD, Sam eats yammies and spits them out.
(cue the “ting” of a spitoon”)

then flosses with a honda rider.

hes a good dog isnt he…..

[dennis da menaceMember]

the taxidermist did a great job of the cats eyes…..so lifelike.

or is it one of those lifelike blow up pussies you sit next to you so you can ride in the transit lane???

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

……shit hot DRZ’s.

no such thing, like the yeti or the bunyip……..a bloody myth:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

does that mean that youve gotta use extra virgin olive oil on VORs and Vespas.

[dennis da menaceMember]

na, its a picture of ME…from behind of course….thanks TB

[dennis da menaceMember]

ECKS-Man wrote:

Could also have been mouldy nuts.

ecks, keep your mouldy nuts where they belong, under your mouldy shlong!!….you animal:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

eat those donuts detective:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

TB your duff mans are out of sync…..thats a bit rude to moto as his favourite band is “in sync”

thats not good dancin practices

[dennis da menaceMember]

kitty litter moto.

cheaper than the proper stuff…..work just as good too

you could try practicing your signature “moonwalk” move in it first…..

because your bad, your bad, you know it, your bad:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

gee i thought he’d been out fightin villians and crime

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