[dennis da menaceMember]

billt, i thinks we needs to gets that berg a little dirtyed.

im healing well and looking forward to riding after easter….

and the trailer is smicko too mate.

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

i wish i was a unit with talent for ridin mate..:silly:

[dennis da menaceMember]

its a deal STM,

i’ll keep in touch mate.

Bruxner park….. thats it, its been sh!ttin me, not being able to remember…..thanks mate. the greasy pr!ck of a joint:woohoo:

ha ha… full opposite lock hill climb, not too much fun on a bike, wicked fun in a V8!!! (wave to the 4WDs honey)

ill be there 28sept till about the 2nd of oct…..

ya betta be ready bro…..haha

ps-hangin ta ride without dust again…its been a while

menace:woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

Mr Blue wrote:
not dissing the Xr650, is a mighty bike fer sure, but honda must have hit on a magic formula that the old “sound of Singles” lads with massive cams and years of development on already stressed motors never stumbled upon.

BC

HMMMMMMM.:side:
this thread is gettin a bit serious, and we cant have that!!!!

my mental radio is playing simon and garfunkel at the moment…
MrBlue has inspired me….

the sound of singles……by simmo, giraffe uncle and menace

Hello Kato, my old friend,
Ive come to roost with you again,
The hondas 60 horses softly creeping,
Took TBs knobs off while he was sleeping,
The torque curves MrBlue has planted in my brain
Still remain
They show the sound of…..singles.

In restless dreams I roost alone
Through Champos lanes of cobblestone,
With the warmth of his free jacket,
Moto turns his collar to the cold and damp
One day my arse were stabbed by the flash of
An Orange gun
That split the bum
Now ive felt the sound….. of singles.

And on the OBT forum I saw
Ten thousand XRs, maybe more.
Moto talking without speaking,
Moto hearing without listening,
Menace writing songs that voices never share
And no one cares,
For his song, about the sound…..of singles.

Fools said i, you do not know
My 2 stroke like a cancer grows.
Feel the power and it will teach,
My arms are streched now i can reach.
i admit that i love the sweet scent of castor oil,
And muddy soil,
They are the smells…. of singles.

And all the old bulls bowed and prayed
To the new XR Mick had made.
Chops banana flashed out its warning,
the next day we were all in mourning.
And the signs said, turn left at alberqueque
And stop to eat beef jerky
And taste the sound…..of singles

Sometimes we ride into a big ditch
Like mick did on his Big Red Bitch
And after jumping all the erosion mounds
We all feel like we’ve just gone ten rounds
And when your Yamaha wont start in the middle of a single track
drink from your camelbak.
And hear the ever…….

distant sounds……of singles:kiss:

[dennis da menaceMember]

singletrackmind wrote:

Quote:

Hi Menace

My skin is thick and I have read enough threads on this site to realise banner is compulsory. Bring it on! I live in Mullaway and have found some absolute gold. Some needed chipping out but I have a loop now which is epic. More than happy to show you around, did I mention I home brew?

yeah mate, ive been to mullaway, its just up the road from my dads. whoopy is a great place, with a wicked chinese food shop.
mmmmmmm, smorgasbord fridays, im droolin just thinkin about it.
and you home brew, i like you more already:laugh:

hope ya can make it to the xmas party. me and the wifey are trekkin up from melbourne for it then we’ll spend a week at dads. if neither of us smash ourselves up at Louee, id love to go for a ride around there. (i have a bit of a habit of smashin lately, apart from my many other habits!)
last time i was there we cruised around…..ummm i think the place was called bremner park or bresner park or something like that????? i cant remember, it was many moons ago. we tried to climb the “very damp and slippery” hill in my old . got some real funny looks from some 4WDers as we overtook them sideways with the old 351 screamin, just in control..LOL drivin with one hand and drinkin with the other….ahhh the good old days.:woohoo:
i swore that id ride around there one day….and i will!!!

what sort of yammy ya got mate, is it a two banga? or a sheep chasin 4 stroke?

Mmmmmm,
loamy tracks,
home brew,
talkin sh!t……

sounds like a plan batman…..

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

gooday bro, welcome to OBT. we are a friendly type of foe and although you ride a yamaha, and even admit it. you will be welcomed here.
i hope your skin is thick, as there is plenty of banter.:laugh: :laugh:

where you at mate, i know you said 25 mins north of coffs, but where? i only ask cause my parents live at sandy beach, near woolgoolga, and i will be up there at the end of sept for a week.

maybe we can roost then…..

ps- i live in melbourne, mexico, i should add

cheers,
menace.

[dennis da menaceMember]

Ollie wrote:

Quote:

yeh he is a worry:laugh: I thought my fishing reel would be screaming its tits off by now:lol: maybe not

Ollie

i reckon he’s doin whatever mum tells him to do

…or tyne or sam for that matter:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

dont worry micko, im like a kato, ie- there is a fine line between being on fire and falling over…..

im closer to the latter

sam wont come near me, so who wants to tuck me in……:kiss:

nighty night boys….:side:

[dennis da menaceMember]

hey ollie,

who says hes the daddy, he is more than likely the mummy:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

usually you get a “cumback” when refering to “broke back”

ha, its nearly sleepy time for the spidermenace:side:

[dennis da menaceMember]

micknmeld wrote:

Quote:

Nah ECKS they are the same the world over.

the background looks like a scene from “broke back mountain”….

not that ive seen it!!!:blush:

[dennis da menaceMember]

no backpeddling, your not on the XR now mick…..

[dennis da menaceMember]

micknmeld wrote:

Quote:

Menace I never called you a f*&^%ing idiot. I called you a F@#Ken Idiot. Two different things.LOL

sorry mick, i had a slip of the tonguefinger…????

still doesnt explain it…..

your pisseded arent ya, just like me

[dennis da menaceMember]

LC4skin wrote:

Quote:

TBs got an orange bung plug

no its black, and its got a piggy tail……..

oh did you say bung plug……sorry i anticipated something else..

makes him squeeel like a pig pa!!!!

[dennis da menaceMember]

oh, looks like ive caught a couple of big arsed red marlins here….

listen to that reel wizzzzzzzzzzz……

…..mick, where in that post did i state that im a f*&^%ing idiot,

was it because i refered to (your favourite) the gay sh!tty rollers and then quoted a bitch boys song….

or did i miss something????

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