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blokes like me who arent afraid of halloween……

ps- blue is actually the colour likened to “gay pride” im told….Hmmmmmm…..or should i say Himmmmm:kiss:

pps- mr babyblue, did i see you, on the telly the other week, dancin on that float at the mardi gras….you were ridin, but it wasnt a yamaha?????

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Of course if TB were to supply an explanation then it would be worded something like, “…well Honda had to fit the bigger rear lights so that we could be seen way off in the distance on the trails and you blokes on KTMs wouldn’t get lost. You know it was my idea dontchya? I spoke to Mr Sushiyama at the 1908 four day and he invited me over to the land of the rising sun to develop the larger Aussie version tail light…blah blah blah.”

It’s been a long day indeed! You know I’m joking don’t ya big feller? Oh crap I just remembered, he knows where I live!!!

Where’s the ANYKEY?:laugh:

You idiot, Karma cause your funny and I will get revenge

By the way I told you the story, I told Sushiyama at the 1908 four day that we needed brighter globes so that we could be seen way off in the distance on the trails and you blokes on VOR’s and KTM’s wouldn’t get lost, not bigger lights lol :laugh:

TB

…they only made Vors during February 2002. I believe it was a period of 6 days commencing on the 5th…but I could be wrong.

what…. i owned a VOR. it was a 2001 model….
maybe it was pre vorld vor 1….like 1908 or some-ting.

it was vorsome all the same.

ps- XR tail lights are, were, and will always be gay, like the old blokes (in denial) that still persist in riding them.
but hey the “bay city rollers” were cool then too. you ask any honda rider, they will remember lovin them too….but its hard to get them to admit it:P

its easier to get them to admit lovin a sheep……

baaaaaa baaaaaaa baaaa baaaa bra anne….
oh barbara anne, wont you take my hand…………

yeah honda riders sing that sh!t a lot…LMFAO.!!!!

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champo,

topic, isnt that in the bahamas, or near the equator somewhere:P

id love to stay on topic……

as “the goose” from mad max would say….

nothin a year in the topics wouldnt fix:woohoo: :woohoo:

spidermenace

oh, and to get back to topics….. whats happenin to duffman, is he gonna start wearin a wife beater???????

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KylieD, you keep writing those novels, bugger DanD.
me and sammy, especially sammy, love readin them.

she thinks your a legend chick:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

you go girl

I can’t wait to meet her at the Xmas party!

well KylieD, i hope you like vodka… its sammys best friend

(im a close second!!)

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

even us superheroes grow old (and fat) badfun….

you want to see the beachball that used to be wonderwoman…uurgh.

i try not to keep in touch with her anymore….

and the wondertwins, both of them swapped genders, so theyre still the wondertwins but wierd looking and throaty…
they even sold their monkey…to michael jackson.:huh:

oh, the stories i could tell you……….

spidermenace

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Says you with a big fat spiderman imposter for an avatar!

ya cheeky little scowser,

who says im an imposter…tell me i dont look like me?

how long has it been since you saw “the real spiderman”, not the poofy one in the movies…..
a good 20 odd years. its not my fault that ive packed on a few kilos in that time. all those villians and grubs for dinner.

i am “the real” spiderman, i invented the webbing you have on your bike tiedowns, got rich, then retired and moved to mexico, where all the cool superheroes retire to, suffering from alcoholism and social injustices.

im sick of wankers like you and lex luthor and that other green tossa, slaggin off at heroes like myself. i was doin the web thing long before you became a moderator! you would have to eat a ball of wool to spin something out of your ar$e:P

you couldnt even spin a wheel!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sorry, the whisky has got my spidersense tingling!!!:side:

thanks TB and babyblue for the backup

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the perfect bike would be a ktm300 but i probably cant run to that much $$$$

Aaahhhhhh, now your starting to see the light laser.
the big orange light….

having said that, ive had mine since xmas and ive spent most of my time on the couch with various injuries…

but my ticker is still workin mate!!

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KylieD, you keep writing those novels, bugger DanD.
me and sammy, especially sammy, love readin them.

she thinks your a legend chick:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

you go girl

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laserracer…….you are a mad bas&ard.:evil:

im givin you karma for that effort. that is colossal mate.

i reckon get a bike with a big enough seat to carry your kahunas.

so not a ktm, thats for sure..LOL…

your heart might be crook
but its in the right place.:lol:

keep roostin mate, just try not to get soooo excited about it!!:woohoo:

menace

ps- dont listen to badfun, he is a biased behemeth;)

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well well well…..

i turn my back for one minute and…….

……the poor defenseless menace is attacked from all directions and colours.

well the lot of ya can suck my…..

and kiss my……grass!!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

this is what i found in the new ballards catalogue.
only suitable for jap bikes/riders…especially big red bigs!
available in all colours except orange…(LC4skin, you’ll have to borrow one)

dont be shy, you know where it goes…..:kiss: :kiss:

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somehow badfun…………..I DONT THINK SO!!!!!

you blasphemous swine:P

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dark lonely night ,motel room me and the DRZ wearing super motard gear,mmmmmmmmmm:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

How about this guy on a DRZ?
http://s242.photobucket.com/albums/ff96/camma83/?action=view&current=P1000511.flv

I just don’t know what made him think that would be a good idea!

what a golden goose he is, eh…….:side:

Only way that could have been worse was if he tried that on a KTM…usually they end for end your end hits their end and the ride ends

har di har that pair of yas..:kiss:

he has a bigger death wish than me, that bloke

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dark lonely night ,motel room me and the DRZ wearing super motard gear,mmmmmmmmmm:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

How about this guy on a DRZ?
http://s242.photobucket.com/albums/ff96/camma83/?action=view&current=P1000511.flv

I just don’t know what made him think that would be a good idea!

what a golden goose he is, eh…….:side:

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so how do i join the Ktmrat school of roosting.

can i do it by correspondance mate;)

i need learner ing

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top work there ecks, looks like yous had a wicked day.

bet your all still smilin now:)

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