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  • in reply to: Orange Grass Tracking #126481

    Ktmrat wrote:

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    Looking at another shot where he is turning the wheel, this if pushed too far will lead to front washouts
    , instead push down the outside footpeg and apply more power while keeping wheels inline rather than turned and tilt away, greater corner speed will result I promise;)

    thats right rat, amazing, im gonna use that advise too, cheers

    in reply to: Denman Pub Ride 22nd March #126473

    top stuff groovers.

    im hangin for the reports…..

    i bet your all feelin a bit like me now…… sore bottoms.:laugh:

    in reply to: Denman Pub Ride 22nd March #126423

    Trailboss wrote:

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    menace wrote:

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    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    We are no longer going to Denman, because the gate issue cannot be guaranteed we will not be going there. The ride will still have a lunch somewhere, maybe a pub but it will still be a great ride out around the Putty area.

    Hope everybody is still revved & prepped to go tomorrow;)

    Support vehicle is ready to go (will be a casual day, but I am still ready with my 9yo co-driver)
    I have a first aid kit, 20 ltr water onboard & have left room for a couple of jerries Just in case. Will throw in an empty esky if anyone wants to stash extra drinks for the day. Can grab ice on the road to Putty if required,,,,,
    I will be out tonite till around 10pm, but will check in when home for any last minute updates.

    Cheers All & see ya there:woohoo:

    i know im not comin on this ride, or any of them ’till the xmas party anyway, but im a bit of a voyeur, i mean i love watching the way you people all communicate and organize, no matter what the problem. ie- KylieD lookin at maps and sorting sh*t out (not bein sexist, just an example of comradery), or TB havin plan B & C & D, already organised, just in case….
    and the keen-ness that everyone shows. this is all new to me, its great stuff!!!
    ive been ridin for a fair while (well 10 odd years) and ive seen ridin mates come and go. everyone getting old, havin kids, etc….i started to feel i was the only one that still had “the passion”.
    ive gotta say, THANK YOU OLD BULLS!!!!! since day one on here, i was hooked up with micks brother Ant, no questions or presumptions asked, and ive never looked back. you have renewed my spirit and i now can see im not the only one….pity you lot are all up north ya buggers!!!..

    anyway sorry to hijack the thread, but i feel the love here (and im not even drunk)….
    karma to you eagle02, for having water, a first aid kit, room for a couple of jerrys, an ESKY with ice!! …
    ….and a 9yo co driver….

    i feel that i know yous all (kind of, sort of) and my spirit will be with yas.
    i hope yous have the best day and i will be dreamin about bein on that ride tonight.

    now roost it hard!!!!:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    menace (i promise, ive only had a couple….)

    ps- thats the sentimental menace, just one of the voices that drive me;) :P

    Passion, Menace its passion for me, nice words mate, Karma for you mate very nice

    TB

    the POWER and the PASSION,
    sometimes you’ve got to take the hardest line……

    (up the rutted hill you MUST climb because you cant let it win!!;)

    in reply to: Karma`s #126420

    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    :laugh: Stuffed if I know how or why, but , mine has increased from about 7 to 11. I just noticed ;)
    Thanks whoever is responsible

    eag’s, ya dummy, its 13 now , now you have the curse……:ohmy: :ohmy:

    mwaaaa mwaaa mwa ha ha :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: Orange Grass Tracking #126421

    man, i dont even lay it over that hard!!!LOL

    good on you TB, my dad would never have thought to even have fun with me and my bro. and never on a bike.

    well done to yas all :) :) :)

    in reply to: Denman Pub Ride 22nd March #126424

    see thats what i mean….. there were 3 posts done while i was writing that….

    thats commitment ….. and excitement and…and…

    ya pr*cks…
    sorry that was the “jealous menace”

    its karma central here tonight…..must be a full moon!!!

    in reply to: Denman Pub Ride 22nd March #126392

    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    We are no longer going to Denman, because the gate issue cannot be guaranteed we will not be going there. The ride will still have a lunch somewhere, maybe a pub but it will still be a great ride out around the Putty area.

    Hope everybody is still revved & prepped to go tomorrow;)

    Support vehicle is ready to go (will be a casual day, but I am still ready with my 9yo co-driver)
    I have a first aid kit, 20 ltr water onboard & have left room for a couple of jerries Just in case. Will throw in an empty esky if anyone wants to stash extra drinks for the day. Can grab ice on the road to Putty if required,,,,,
    I will be out tonite till around 10pm, but will check in when home for any last minute updates.

    Cheers All & see ya there:woohoo:

    i know im not comin on this ride, or any of them ’till the xmas party anyway, but im a bit of a voyeur, i mean i love watching the way you people all communicate and organize, no matter what the problem. ie- KylieD lookin at maps and sorting sh*t out (not bein sexist, just an example of comradery), or TB havin plan B & C & D, already organised, just in case….
    and the keen-ness that everyone shows. this is all new to me, its great stuff!!!
    ive been ridin for a fair while (well 10 odd years) and ive seen ridin mates come and go. everyone getting old, havin kids, etc….i started to feel i was the only one that still had “the passion”.
    ive gotta say, THANK YOU OLD BULLS!!!!! since day 1 on here, i was hooked up with micks brother Ant, no questions or presumptions asked, and ive never looked back. you have renewed my spirit and i now can see im not the only one….pity you lot are all up north ya buggers!!!..

    anyway sorry to hijack the thread, but i feel the love here (and im not even drunk)….
    karma to you eagle02, for having water, a first aid kit, room for a couple of jerrys, an ESKY with ice!! …
    ….and a 9yo co driver….

    i feel that i know yous all (kind of, sort of) and my spirit will be with yas.
    i hope yous have the best day and i will be dreamin about bein on that ride tonight.

    now roost it hard!!!!:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    menace (i promise, ive only had a couple….)

    ps- thats the sentimental menace, just one of the voices that drive me;) :P

    oh, and i love hangin sh*t on all of yas too:laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: I’VE BEEN THINKIN’ ! #126396

    boony wrote:

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    I find that if you are hopelessly lost, burn your mates KTM :P
    OK being sensible now:unsure: :unsure: burn 2 ktms that should get their attention?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    hey boony, i love ktms………..so here is me doin what i have to do to your kind of “blasphemous fiends”……

    funny-04.jpg
    thats you on the left…..mate…..

    kiss it ya banana lover:kiss: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

    in reply to: I’VE BEEN THINKIN’ ! #126304

    Moto wrote:

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    It’s the same with safety helmets for construction sites or the like. Never put stickers on them unlesss they are approved ones.

    have you ever been on a construction site moto, my helet is covered in stickers, bike ones, girly ones, rude ones and induction ones….

    construction helmets are plastic and are not rated for very high impact unlike bike helmets….

    besides, if im gonna die like that, i want my brains popping out in the shape of “menace”:woohoo: a bit like alpha getti:lol:

    in reply to: What is it with Seppo DRZ owners? #126317

    do they make one for a kato 300???

    i might invest;)

    in reply to: Turbo WR250R #126318

    that xr650 is hardcore.

    it sounds like the VL calais’ that all the “chocky frogs” drive down here

    in reply to: TB’s avatar #126278

    Moto wrote:

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    He has a picture of me he keeps in his wallet to remind him of good times. Using me as his avatar though would be a bit freaky though :dry:

    not as wierd as your having Steve McQueen as your avatar:dry:

    maybe mr blue was right, should it read Steve TheQueen???:kiss:

    :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

    in reply to: the 300th… #126253

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    Dear Mr Menage’ unfortunately I cannot attend the Louee gathering of decrepit blokes on bikes, much as it would delight my shrivelled black heart, alas t’will not be as my family life has deteriorated with my increasing insanity to a point where I believe my finances will be depleted by an ex-wife and a girlfriend who both believe they have ownership rights to my soul and wallet, on top of this one of our bikes is orange and yes needs my wallets regular ministrations as well, thankfully the green and blue bikes are oblivious to their orange counterparts demands and tantrum throwing or I would be well and truly cramed full by a taxidermist after the wafting excrement had hit the ossciilating rotating cooling device.

    Mr Menage’ a trios don not let a lack of secondary eduction be a crutch for ones vocabulary prowess for I too was no Rhodes scholar having disembarked my half-hearted experiment with earlier formal education at a scant 15 years of age, fortunately I rediscovered the joys of learning in a structured atmosphere in my thirties and so improved my standing with all things of academia. For you too, could become a man of letters with scant effort for you posess both brain and imagination to be a literary figure of repute amongst your peers.

    BC
    get a haircut and get a real job B)

    ummmm sorry chief, could you start that again from “dear mr menage’…….

    thanks, max….

    LMFAO…..you are the master mr blue, the master.

    shame your not comin but

    i think the difference between us is that one of us is crazy and the other eccentric…..i dunno who is which one though:P

    but your right about moto, i always pictured him as a queen too:kiss:

    chicks mate, you know what they say,if they didnt have a “you know what”, they would be 10 deep at the tip, next to the camiras, oh, and the hondas :woohoo:

    menace
    simple man, with a heart of gold, in a complicated land

    in reply to: Life’s mysteries… #126250

    ECKS-Man wrote:

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    Today’s mysteries:

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

    When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

    What’s another word for thesaurus?

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

    Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

    How did a fool and his money get together?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?

    If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    and you reckon im loopy ecks…..;)

    in reply to: the most reliable bike i have ever owned #126285

    psssstt, sorry for swearin, it happens when im psssstt……………………

    i luv you guys, shucks…….

    hey ecks, its not the sun shining out of my bum, its the blinding pain thats so intense it morphs into visible light:P

    i think its called assmosis……:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    (ass is not a swear word, its in the bible 30 odd times, i read that today in zoo magazine while on the toilet at work.)

    ps- thats the christian bible, not the KTM bible, its in there heaps more!!!!:)

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