[dennis da menaceMember]

nice work ollie, nice work.

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Hi Bill good to see another Mexican on the site. A bonus to being over 50 and still thumping it. I turned 51 today and am getting the bike ready for a weekend ride through the Ottways to celebrate. Maybe we’ll catch up somewhere around the tracks of Vic one day.
Smurf19

hey smurf, here is some karma for you turnin fiddy one today!!

and for being a mexican…..

happy birthday mate

may the roost be behind you!!

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

chirp, chirp, chirp, all i hear is crickets,:angry: chirp, chirp, STOMP!!!

thats better……
now there is only the voices inside my head to deal with:dry:

and john denvers “sunshine on my shoulder” for some reason???

[dennis da menaceMember]

lynbrook, i could throw a rock that far, but i wont.

i grew up in dandy/keysy mate.

glenmaggie is fully sick for ridin, great bush, big hills and best of all, no ruts:woohoo:

anywhere sounds sweet for a ride when my arse has healed.

probably after easter we will hook up, if i can manage not to mangle myself for that long:P

cheers mate

menace

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champo35 wrote:

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we should limit menace to one post per day

awwww come on guys, my posts take quite a bit of slow thinking and yelling obsenities at photobucket….

i thought i was in the “in” crowd…

:kiss:

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Trailboss wrote:

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doesnt he usually say…..

i love honda’s, and beer….OH YEAH!!!!!

rum mate rum. hondas and rum
oh and noodles

OH YEAH

Duffman is about to be traded :laugh:

TB

??????? what to mate…..i love duff man……

as long as its not a pic of moto i’ll be happy

or the (bald) eagle for that matter:woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

doesnt he usually say…..

i love honda’s, and beer….OH YEAH!!!!!

[dennis da menaceMember]

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white rocket wrote:

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there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 s

its all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace

Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

tusk tusk dand(elion)…..

i’ll have you know, it was the big di*do (me) on top of the big orange di*do that i ride that busted my pooper…thank you very much!!

it could have happened to anyone riding any colored di*do, but it didnt, it happened to ME, because IM special, my wife says so, so nerrr:P

and now ive got a special cushion that doubles as a hat, so double nerrr to you mister!

you dont have one
you dont have one
you dont have one…….na nee na nee na na:P

I’m given you Karma Menace because you take the piss, as well as you give it.

hey DanD…….

i got karma
i got karma
na na ni na na…..

hey it rhymes……

like
“yamaha blue”
and
“really runny poo”

or

“kwaka green”
and
“cheese off ya peen”

or

“i ride a red honda”
and
“see my tiny little donga”

and

“vor’s are black”
and
“just like my crack”

what rhymes with orange…….

nothing

cause Katos are special:P

na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
na na ni na na
Kato’s are special
na ni na ni na na :silly: :side: :silly: :side: :silly: :huh:

sorry, i think its bed time……

[dennis da menaceMember]

gooday bill, my name is menace, i think im the insane bloke:silly: that moto was refering to…..

dont worry bout moto, he is a soap dodging POMMY….enough said!!

i live in seaford and i mainly ride around glenmaggie, as i have an on-site van there…. but im up to ridin anywhere really.

ive got an 09 kato 300, that i somehow keep injuring my humble self on. 3 busted ribs and a chipped coccyx….and ive only had her since xmas!
at the moment im walking like cliff young!!
im sure the kato is made from a combination of fire orange and black brimstone…LOL.

im hopin to climb back on her by easter.

its great to have another mexican as they tend to give me a bit of shtick here… but its all good fun….
hope youve got thick skin mate.

anyways, where do you live champ, maybe we can go a roostin one day soon.

keep on roostin,

menace

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Moto wrote:

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Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?

That’s not in the KTM hard parts catalogue. It’s in the harder to find KTM hard core catalogue

moto doin some secret product testin for the hard-core parts catalogue…..
its even bigger than the ‘fist of adonis’…
its got approval, now just needs some orange paint!!!

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Herr Menage’ you have let loose the Austrians eh? a fighting force of….a few blokes with some orange smoke and camo paint in green, I also see they have the new pre-production KTMs based on the latest CZ designs with simplistic aircooled technology and dual PDS, it would be a real assett against the japanese “self defense” forces, who don’t even need to leave their seats, just push a couple of buttons and violia,orange gone and the Austrian language changes and then citizens assume new names like wun hung lowa, and eh se yu pee…….

and they will achieve this with the superior power of the rising (sun) rate linkage

Menage’ a trios you have been warned (unlike pearl harbour that is)

BC
enema of the austrian warmonger

come on mr blue, we both know that yamaha’s linkage type rear suspension went out of fashion somewhere between the time of the PURPLE TT350’s (so gay!) and horse drawn carts:P

and besides if you think those jappo’s are looking after you, just think about how many trees there are in japland… not a lot really. what do you think all the kamakaze pilots did after the war, started riding yamahas into trees just for the imperial empire, thats what!! yamaha just made it easier for them to kill themselves on their mitsubishi zero 450’s, sorry i meant WR’s and YZ’s by fitting them with ancient suspension setups from the time of emperor nasi goreng.

heres some proof…

these blokes are praying for PDS

this bloke turned to stone while waiting for some decent suspension!!

these are the new YZ freestyle bikes…they’ll try anything to get some air time;)

this bloke got some cause he has dual PDS!!!

mr blue in full riding attire…the bloke in red looks like mick with stickytape on his eyes:P

remember, blue…. it rhymes with poo!!

(this is my best comeback mate, as i dont possess the sarcasm or vocabulary of yourself, being a simple mexican with more truancy than education to my name!!)(wish i did though)

are you comin to louee mr blue, it would be a pleasure to meet/banter/ride with you as i like your style and craftyness…

except the yamaha bit:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

hey eagle, one of your drawn on eyebrows is out of place. its very noticeable cause its the only hair to be seen on your RUDE scone:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

“As is most I am over this”

as mick would say TB, you need a teaspoon of concrete……

wheres the happy bloke in the blue wife beater gone..i miss him:lol:

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That’s the exact same design and the latest model XR650 isn’t it?

thats pure blasphemy moto….. shame on you, ya soap dodger:P

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…..so wheres the pictures of your towball eagle, im sick of ME, laughin at ME, everytime i look in the mirror..

bet ya look like a prick…
…..with ears attached!!!!:kiss:
at least now you can dance to the oils with pride..

I WARNED YA Menace, Laugh at this

geeez-us H christmas Eagle…..
thats more ugly than..than….i cant even think of somethin that ugly….

maybe uglier than a spotted monkeys armpit will come close:woohoo:

ps- go get some sun mate, your skin is mighty pastey:P

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