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Moto wrote:
Quote:DanD wrote:Quote:Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?
That’s not in the KTM hard parts catalogue. It’s in the harder to find KTM hard core catalogue
how many frequent buyer points do you have now mate:P
yes moto, its not allowed……
but ive got a few ideas on how im gonna get up there for the xmas party….
or eventhe “patented moto way”….like a mole!!!
Mr Blue wrote:
Quote:Congratulations Mr Menace on your 300…….th post, that is a very nice model bike you have assembled there, but you forgot the linkage, it looks like the shock is just mounted direct from the frame to the swingarm, just as well it’s only a model cause no-one in their right mind would do that on a real bike ….gees it could hurt you trying to ride something with a rear end like that, probably damage your butt and coccyx or similar sounding appendages.:laugh:BC
enemy of the state in Austriasorry mr blue,
being the enemy of the state of austria, as you are so claimed to be, i felt it was necessary to call in the austrian forces to come and get your arse;) im patriotic to the orange:Phere they come…
no von vill zee uz in zis KTM orange zmoke…ya!
vee are goin to opfen zee can of vwoop azz on you heir blue!!
ya vee vill use disto czech your prostate heir blue
ya… and zen i vill roozt you on my green Kato….ya….zen vee vill zee who laughz zee hardezt…mmm…ya…vont vee…
(they sound german dont they????)
…..so wheres the pictures of your towball eagle, im sick of ME, laughin at ME, everytime i look in the mirror..
bet ya look like a prick…
…..with ears attached!!!!:kiss:
at least now you can dance to the oils with pride..
EAGLE`02 wrote:
Quote:Wow Menace,
I thought that was you in the spidy suit ??? If that`s you in the ring, YOU ARE RIPPED MAN, looks more like Chop there :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo:ripped?? are my eyes red??
hang onB) thats better..eagle, i try not to get ripped till after dinner:P ya know mannnnnn….
i hope the CIA aren’t reading this…..lol:P
DanD wrote:
Quote:menace wrote:Quote:white rocket wrote:Quote:there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 sits all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
menace
Do KTM do a big orange di*do as a part of their hard parts catolouge? Is that how you busted your arse or is that big orange di*do that you ride?
tusk tusk dand(elion)…..
i’ll have you know, it was the big di*do (me) on top of the big orange di*do that i ride that busted my pooper…thank you very much!!
it could have happened to anyone riding any colored di*do, but it didnt, it happened to ME, because IM special, my wife says so, so nerrr:P
and now ive got a special cushion that doubles as a hat, so double nerrr to you mister!
you dont have one
you dont have one
you dont have one…….na nee na nee na na:PMoto wrote:
Quote:It was for the greatest shave last year that I cut my hair off and have it like it is today. Not that there was heaps there anyway mind. It’s my 1st Baldness Birthday this monthwell happy birthday baldy:P
badfun wrote:
Quote:Count me out too…maybe if it was hair on other parts of the body…as you get older it seems to grow in places you never thought it would :ohmy:is this you badfun????
geez photobucket sh!ts me…they drag all my best pictures:angry:
DanD wrote:
Quote:badfun wrote:Quote:Maybe we should have a grow for a cure :laugh:I only wish that I could partake in this one badfun.
When I was young the haridresser would say “you will never go bald with such a thick head of hair”
F**KEN LYING BI**HES:angry: :angry: :angry:
It started with a litte monkey bum appearing on the back of my head and my forhead getting a little bigger. Now where the monkey used to live a baboon has moved in and my forhead is a big as Nicole Kidmans.
did it start like this monkeys bum??
did you dye your goatie too??
