dennis da menace

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  • in reply to: the most reliable bike i have ever owned #125779

    strong like old bull….ugg

    in reply to: the most reliable bike i have ever owned #125774

    white rocket wrote:

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    there heaps fun to ride those ktm300 s

    its all fun rocket…..till someone breaks some ribs and their arse…..and i only got her for xmas:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    menace

    in reply to: OBT banned #125767

    Husky610 wrote:

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    Moto wrote:

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    Husky, we have games on the site. See the ink at the top of the page.

    TB – That sucks, what the hell do they think you are there for? Surely, it isn’t work? :P

    Duhhhhh…sorry..I now see there are GAMES on this site…Oh well…I have mentioned that thing about being “Slow” haven’t I?

    well ya ride a husky, i gathered ya were a bit slow..:P

    menace

    in reply to: bumped my toxic!!! #125771

    to be honest fellas,

    im so fuckin happy its friday.

    i work on a building site with 100 odd other blokes. all ive heared this week is shit about the way im walking…..like a carrot is protruding from my bot-bot….there is even pictures scrawled on the dunny walls depicting my misfortune. funny they are too!!! ive been scoring them from 1 to 10!!!

    i love site banter….its just like the jib going around on OBT:P

    i would have had the week off but i feel bad about taking time off for my broken ribs, only a month or so ago. plus its getting to the pointy end of the job and ive got half a dozen imbiciles and apprentices to keep busy.

    so ive taken it all in my “hobbling” stride.

    tonight is all about ME. drinking scotch, smoking smokes, kneeling at the computer…

    …with a heap of blokes that seem just a little too keen about my freckle and just how many digits should be used to get an accurate opinion of my sufferings. ya pricks:kiss:

    anyway, time for dinner….steak, chips, 2 endone’s topped with lashings of whisky……heaven

    menace

    in reply to: the most reliable bike i have ever owned #125764

    i only brought it cause i love the smell of hospitals. and the feeling of morphine….:P

    in reply to: bumped my toxic!!! #125760

    thats why i only use my OWN fingers…i mean doctors:huh: :huh: :ohmy:

    in reply to: Husquvana ride day #125758

    ive got some pants i need to have “taken out”. reckon there would be a suitable machine there for that???????:P

    in reply to: the most reliable bike i have ever owned #125236

    Mr Blue wrote:

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    The KTM300 rates highly here too

    BC

    ah haaaaa….. got you mr blue……
    your just another wolf in a sheeps riding gear!!:P
    i will add that to my signature just to remind you every time you jump on the bandwagon…. mwaaa ha ha!:woohoo:

    na, to be totally honest, my most reliable bike would be my trusty ’91 tt350. i gave it hell to keep up with my mates and it never skipped a beat…till i smashed it, then rebuilt it…then it never skipped a beat again.

    second would be my ’89 kdx200. i gave that thing some serious shitzen. it only failed me once, when the piston shattered. but 75 bucks and a rice bubbles box for a head gaskit fixed that. i sold it to a mate, (taboo, i know) and he still rides it to this day, and loves it too.

    my kato is yet to prove itself, the only thing that has broken on it so far has been the wobbly bit on top of it!!(me!!)

    menace

    in reply to: Husquvana ride day #125642

    WikdBeemer wrote:

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    champo35 wrote:

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    out fishing for wikd:)

    ….. has left the building.

    looks like you caught a fishy champo…..reel him in…

    hey wikd, i was gonna go on a ride this weekend around eildon with the bloke who organises the blue light ride. there will be a beemer there for all to enjoy. to be honest, i was lookin forward to takin it for a blast…..

    pity my arse is busted or id have been there with bells on..

    menace

    in reply to: Still Looking #125728

    whos a good dog….

    get the cat Jetty boy…

    attack attack:P

    looks like your cat is part dog mr rat

    Main Jet, what a cracker. ive got a mate with a cat called “small block”, he thinks he’s a dog too!!

    menace

    in reply to: Looking for a new home #125738

    hes a happy dog:laugh:

    makes me wanna pat him…wish i could take him home

    i love dogs

    woof

    menace

    in reply to: New Member #125740

    DanD wrote:

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    You so funny Menace.

    If its the case of us northerners washing someone elses back, least were not washing our cousin,brother or Pa’s backs. Yeh hah for you southern folk keeping it in the family. Keeping the gene pool close.

    By the way welcome Smurf, the banter is all in fun:laugh:

    ha ha, funny thing is dan, ive got a mate who IS engaged to his second cousin…..no shit….they even met at a family do..ewww!

    whats even funnier is he was born in tassie:blink: …

    true story…..and he rides a berg:dry:

    need i say more

    in reply to: New Member #125635

    mr rat….

    down in mehico, we watch each others back….

    ….up there its all about “washing” each others back isnt it??:dry:

    menace

    in reply to: bumped my toxic!!! #125593

    DanD wrote:

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    Spotted monkey throwing shit in the air

    I just wanted to be the first to throw this one off topic.

    spotted monkey… have you been watching me in the shower????:laugh:

    in reply to: bumped my toxic!!! #125591

    DanD wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

    Try two fingers Menace you can get a second opinion lol :laugh:

    TB

    For such an injury, I would suggest you get more than 2 opinions. Because the bastards always lie.[/quote]

    you want a go too i spose big fella:dry: :blush: ;)
    are you a doctor DanD, i must ask first so i can claimit on medicare:woohoo:

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