[dennis da menaceMember]

moto……..

boy band good looks??…….

looking at these pics i reckon youve got a head like a half sucked twistie….

or a burnt thong……

luv menace:kiss:

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Mr Blue wrote:

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ecks, call me silly but what is a “poker run”??

Basically my comrade young Menace it’s is a situation were most probably you’ve got really inebriated, picked up, got lucky, sobered up, realised what you’ve got into and left in a hell hurry (yamahas are the best for this part, ktms maynot be quick enough or maynot start)
it’s a Poke-her-& Run

or it could be a variation on Eck’s type, but the first type is way more fun at the time, except you can’t really tell the missus all about your “excellent riding skills last night”

mr blue…. you are a barry crocker!!

thats not a poker run, thats called being a wombat…(eats, roots and leaves)…..:woohoo:

back in my day though, when i was young silly, i would ride my yammy around pissed to the eyeballs, usually ending in a roost through the campfire……or an injury…..or both.

then in the morning, my missus would tell me about my “excellent riding skills last night”…..i always thought i’d got lucky??

now im wondering if i was actually getting lucky at all:P

but i wouldnt ride the kato around pissed, too much power man…. toooooo much.:kiss:

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May 14 – 18 at Catombal Range bike park near Wellington.

This is run through DBW, but a lot of us are members of both sites and I was wondering if any of the Old Bulls are coming, besides me and JRD (if he can swing it)?

Its a good event, lots of fun and top folks to meet. If you like riding rocks of course! They have unpowered camping sites there.

Catombal has a motocross track, thumper flat track, kids track and miles of trails through the hills. There will be a hill climb competition, and a poker run, possibly other activities and hijinks! There will be demo bikes on hand for you to try out as well.

There are more details here if you are interested: http://www.dirtbikeworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=54902&highlight=dbw9
And here: http://www.dirtbikeworld.net/dbw9/dbw9booking.htm

EARLY BIRD BOOKING FEES (paid before May)
Normal Adult: $115.00
Club Mud Adult: $99.00
Children U16 $45.00
Family prices on request

ecks, call me silly but what is a “poker run”??

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sammy and i have been together for 17 years, 10 years before and 7 years after the dreaded marr-rage..she is my best mate, and sometines my worst enemy!
it didnt really change anything, we didnt make a girly spectacle of it (as some girls do) we suprised everyone and got a celebrant to come to our house on xmas day…. everyone was already there, so why not hey! now everytime we go away, its another honeymoon:P

im so lucky…….

she loves riding, im hoping to get her confidance up and get her goin a bit faster. shes happy to putt around though. if me and the boys go ridin for the day, she will take the prado to almost any given point on the map to meet us, complete with fuel food drinks painkillers, whatever. :woohoo:

shes a champ, she brought me a Kato for christmasB)

when it comes to us, I married UP, she married DOWN

menace

…no, shes not standing behind me:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

hey its not just my scone that is chubby, im a whole lotta love:laugh:

and i dont know about you mate but my head is uglyer with hair on it.

i reckon you just do it to look cool…..

all, Telly Savalis like:P

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How far from the Newcastle airport to your place moto??

30Km’s mate as it’s North of Newcastle closer to the Bay. Why are you going to fly down and see me?

Scotty – and I thought you were a nice boy…..

Nah I was looking for somewhere closer to leave my car for a week in October when I go to Melbourne,but 30km by cab would cost more than the storage.

mick i gather your comin down for Ants wedding??
but not bringin your bike….

tusk, tusk, shame on you ya prick:P

menace

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Great pictures Champo. I couldn’t see them today at work – stupid work with stupid rules about pictures etc. I will post the few pictures up that I got this week.

Also MR KTM (Max) you are one fast man on that 530.

Who’s gunna organise the next ride – I want more.

i will mate, if yas wanna veture south for a holiday….

DanD, i see you to are cat people….

i am a dog lover, i like cats, but they dont often like me!!!

heres a pic i found, i think yous’ll like it…

looks like a scene out of a rocky movie….its a pissa..

menace

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….or buy someone thats on the ride a carton of piss to fix it, then drink half of it….

everyones happy….

and its a ‘gay ol time’

geez, im smasheded

menace

( soon mate, someone is gonna blame PDS for punctures… )

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Good heavy duty tube and a pump!! “Toughen up”,a puncture gives you time to stop and smell the roses!! And they dont happen that often if your running heavy tubes and the right tyre pressures.:laugh:

mate im a ‘natural born sweater’, i hate doing any manual labour,(on or off the trail) unless its for smoking or drinking.

lazy, i am.

id rather pay someone a carton to fix a flat. besides, ive got a habit of pinching tubes, HD or not….

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

gee mick, makes me wanna have kids…… they are priceless, the look on their faces, absolute enjoyment:)

sammys not so keen unfortunately…..

but im gonna keep on practicing…..as much as possible:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

a fair point my comrade. are they harder to change tyres with… with all the lube and stuff…..

im seriously considering it cause im shit (and really slow) at fixing punctures:woohoo:

thanks TB.

menace

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Trailboss wrote:

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I used to use them, sourced them from Ballards, different to 99% of soda bottle cylinders, but I have gone to a pump or better still mousse tubes, not pumps, bottles, levers, tubes, patches or hassles

TB

TB, i was readin the michelin site and i noticed that BIB-MOUSSE tubes (i gather thats what your talking about) are only good for 6 months or so. is that correct. it seems like a lot of cash ($200 plus) to be forkin out for 6 mths use..

correct me if im wrong mate, remember im an ignoramus southernerB)

menace

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It’s manual pumps for me now I’m afraid.

thats kinky shane….

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geez, i hope yous can all smell the jealousy im feelin from down here.

it looks like you all had a ball.

a day full of shenanigans had by all….

oh and KylieD, my wife Sammy would have been right with you for wanting to rebore the rectum of the bloke that roosted you. she was starting to yell just reading about it!!! she said, and i quote, “i would have sat on his head while you tore him a new arsehole, you go girlfriend” unquote.:ohmy: thats my girl. hope the lot of you (and more) are goin to louee for the xmas romp.

we cant wait to meet up.

cheers roosters,

menace and sammy

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Mr Blue wrote:

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Hello Papa Smurf, glad to make your virtual acquaintaince.

BC-not from Vichoria…not cool enough eh!.

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