[dennis da menaceMember]

i wonder if they rub their Horns together as part of foreplay ?

wrong

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LC4skin wrote:

Will you teach me how to ride it Dennis?

I should be able to smash it through the single track

lesson 1, if trees are coming, turn.

lesson 2, if you see an obsticle, try to launch off it!

lesson 3, whenever possible, hit Band!!!

lesson 4, if things get blurry, slow down. (but feel free to enjoy the view)

lesson 5, dont forget you have no engine braking and overshoot. if this should occur, refer to Lesson 1.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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white rocket wrote:

did you get a nockback boony better get you another goat

word is he was getting kinky and ended up with ‘foot in mouth’ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

and the goat got jealous and bucked him :ohmy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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LC4skin wrote:

maybe I should get it, I’m gonna get a 450 anyway

just get used to the run on and you would love it Matt :laugh: :laugh:

otherwise prepare to do some Taddy shit when you overshoot corners :laugh: :laugh:

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good luck with the ride school Scotty.
i reckon it will be great. you will learn heaps

i’ll do it myself one day.

im looking forward to riding with both you blokes soon.

lets get it happening.

Aido is soft :laugh: :laugh:

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what a pisser…

the 2 blokes that hang shit on KTM’s the most, (Aido and Boony)

and here they are both drooling more than the proverbial Dog on its Tuckerbox :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i dont think either of them could handle a 300 anyway :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i dare both of you to buy it…

come and see the screaming orange light :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

stop being a tightarse and just bloody buy it Aido :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

you know you want it

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Boony wrote:

We`re doing a nundle in july blat as a training run for this trip,,,,fingers crossed for snow.

well Boondoggy, yous had better ride up and down parachute hill for a couple of hours, then hit ‘holy mother of god’ for a couple of hours….

but there aint as many rutts dude…

just big arse rocks :laugh: :laugh:

then do some more of parachute and yous will be set 😆

Kram baby, of course you can come…

pack some moths to keep warm with mate :laugh:

ands as for skiing in the dam…..

bugger that dude!!!

hopefully it will be empty anyway.

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mal5.1 wrote:

Tek screws in tyres type snow riding Menace.

that would be wicked :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

bring the ski Mal, i have a boat there, its a shitter but tou can ski behind it……..

i bloody DARE ya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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LC4skin wrote:

better bring your ice skates

it will be effing freezing

it will hopully be empty mate….its good roost accross it

and yes, bring a dry suit, it WILL be EFF-F-F-F-Fing freeeeezing dude…..

Snowing even , if i get my wishes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i got dunked in the lake on my bucks night years ago….

while cable tied to a deck chair, i might add !!!! :angry: :unsure: :blink: :woohoo:

i came out close to hypothermic in seconds!

then as i defrosted in the showers, 5 litres of Tomato Sauce came over the cubicle, it looked like a murder scene :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and the smell of vinigar from the sauce took my breath away and made me dry reach…..

much to the Boys’ amusement…. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ha ha, i can laugh now :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

back in the day :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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its about 85% now…and beginning to drop., later than usual coz of the rains we have had this year.

it was 102% when you were here Matt.
it generally empties around May for irrigation and arefills again with the snow melt. it should be low enough to cross in August…but it will be muddy :whistle: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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aido wrote:

If it’s a Glenmaggie ride it’s ride out of caravan park.

yep. one group heads towards the usual haunts Aido, the other heads to the Avon river side.

its rockyer…. and it nearly killed Smurf…. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

but its awesome

the other group will do the opposite

most will make it…

some wont :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

but in fine old Victorian ignorance I’ll say…

“she’ll be right mate”

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LC4skin wrote:

Do we ride from the caravan park or trailer to the start?

we ride from the park Wojtek.

prolly in 2 groups heading in different dirctions and cossing paths at lunch
(at Cheynes Bridge, where we rode from with the AMTRA blokes)

and its on the 26th-28th of August.

ay other questios Matt :cheer:

[dennis da menaceMember]

well, now i actually have read it,

and it is better than Snowys :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

good work Brigadeer Bol’s :laugh: :laugh:

[dennis da menaceMember]

maybe, deep down,

Bollocks just wants to be loved…..

and called “Helga” :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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