[dennis da menaceMember]

Ktmrat wrote:

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TB I publicly challenge the lot of you to show where per ca pita of bikes sold how many wins that manufacturer has, and I think you will find the trillions of Hondas sold and the relative handful of wins is a really bad batting average, where as the lower numbers of KTM’s sold and the huge wins would have to put them up there with the best winningest bikes ever made.
Who has the best averages so far,KTM, and if KTM had the market penetration of your beloved dinosaurs then the podiums would be orange full time rather than just most of the time, can’t argue with maths my friend:laugh: :laugh:

So in simple speak for the Yamaha riders, Bikes sold versus wins attained- world wide, any disciplines, What bike wins the most in relation to the numbers of units sold….Ha Ha Ha try and win that Honda boy, he who says they sell the most in the world:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

damn straight Rat, thers only one reason Honda have sold the most bikes….

its called the ‘CT90″. thats right, the fuckin posty bike.

or if your really “big boned” like the Honda hero’s on this
site then you can opt for the “big block” CT110.

cant say ive seen many podium finishes on those putt putts!!

“id rather see my sister in a brothel than a brother on a honda” Kato 3:16- appendix III

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

tuff guys need lovin too…….

[dennis da menaceMember]

hey TB,

what is my old bull member number.

i think ill make it my race number, not that i race, but it will look like i do:woohoo:
and it’ll make me go even faster.

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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menace wrote:

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get out of my mind TB….

i was just writing that in MY thread when you asked.

TNT are shite. im gonna pick it up tommorra from their depot. just in time for my friday night drink…

amazing.

menace.

F#&*in courier, I packed it in a brown paper bag and told him to use the matches and light it and leave it flaming on you door step!

TB

Did I think or say that somewhere else :blink:

ya crazed stalker……

[dennis da menaceMember]

get out of my mind TB….

i was just writing that in MY thread when you asked.

TNT are shite. im gonna pick it up tommorra from their depot. just in time for my friday night drink…

amazing.

menace.

[dennis da menaceMember]

hmmmmmmm…

i feel some prank calls comin on..

stay on your toes mate…

you never know when i’ll strike. mmwwaaaa ha ha(evil laugh)

menace

ps- TNT didnt wanna leave my precious package on the doorstep so im gonna pick it up tomorra from their depot….friggin couriers.

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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Just realised it’s Valentine’s Day Saturday and I promised Tyne we’d do something for the weekend so I’m probably out now Sounded like a plan though, we’ll have to do that ride another day?

look look, i see a thumbprint on moto’s forehead:P

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

geeez yoo lot sound like my wife…..

sorry, ive been out and about transporting injured animals due to the fires. i got to meet “sam” the koala tonight. she is the one thats been in the papers skolling the water. she is a sweety and she grabbed my hand, it nearly broke my tuff guy composure.
it really hurts to think of the 180+ odd people that died in the fires but it rips my guts out knowing that thousands of animals passed away too.

sorry guys, on a lighter note,

um yeah, i had to make a second account today coz i couldnt work out how to contact anyone about the problem… is there a link you can use if your not logged in?

the other me,you can kill him off now, menace number 2 is gone. the medication worked.!!

i dunno what happened, its been playin up for a few days.

maybe the server cant comprehend my fruit-loop type of mentality!! god knows i cant:ohmy:

thanks for the quick fix fellas.
it was killin me not bein able to get on the “when you ride a Kato” thread.

im pretty happy that ive got my own thread.
who else can proudly brag about that…huh, huh,

yeah, im the man.

better go, need more self medicating..

i luv yous all

your wildlife warrior,

menace.

[dennis da menaceMember]

Racy Tracy wrote:

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funniest thread i seen in ages :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo:
nearly choked on my ice cream….:dry: :S

am enjoying that it is raining but at this rate i won’t get to go riding on the weekend cause it will too muddy :unsure: :unsure:

too muddy….??????……

not on a Kato its not!!!:woohoo: :woohoo:

[dennis da menaceMember]

when you ride a KTM…… its like having sex…

…..with a warm pumpkin pie :kiss: :kiss:

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

when you ride a KTM….

your’e living proof of Darwins theory…..

look….

Charles Darwin simply brought something new to the old philosophy — a plausible mechanism called “natural selection.”
Natural selection acts to preserve and accumulate minor advantageous genetic mutations, like PDS.
Suppose a member of a species developed a functional advantage (it brought a KTM). Its offspring would inherit that advantage and pass it on to their offspring.
The inferior (honda riding) members of the same species would gradually die out, leaving only the superior (KTM loving) members of the species.
Natural selection is the preservation of a functional advantage that enables a species to roost better in the wild. Jap bikes are the naturalistic equivalent to domestic
in-breeding with your cousins.
Over the centuries, KTM riders have produced dramatic changes in domestic populations by selecting the hottest chicks to shag, and actually getting to bump uglies with them.
KTM pilots self eliminate undesirable traits gradually over time. Similarly, natural selection eliminates inferior japanese bikes gradually over time.

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

when you ride a KTM

…..you get to live in the top paddock with the REAL bulls.

…..your hemmeroids flare up :unsure:

…..you enjoy this jealous banter from the peasants

menace

[dennis da menaceMember]

champo35 wrote:

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i want to go barrel racing
any one have spare guinea pigs?

i hear moto breeds gerbils:P

[dennis da menaceMember]

i wannnnnnaa biiitte baccckk, buttt daa nighty night piill isss justed kickiin innn…

i wish daaa deciples had informededed me abooout thiis thhhread earrrlier..

im reeeaadyy taaa kiilll, but im slleeeeppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

tommmoraaas yousss arrre fucktedddd

i sweeeeaaar tooo goddddd (akaa – KATOOOOOooooo)

me (yawn) na (yawn) ce…:side: :side: :side:

snore…..snore…..

mmmmmm, rohypnol…. nooo more evvvill voicesssssssssss……

[dennis da menaceMember]

Moto wrote:

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With or without 8 ball? Bugger it, I’ll pack both

and the tu-tu sweety..

i wont tell anyone, i promise…:kiss:

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