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Ktmrat wrote:
Quote:yes you are right Mick the Honda Guys are really delicate with their feelings aren’t they:Pim not allowed to comment on that………
somebody gets shirty if i do???????
menace
oh, thats where the smell came from….
its TB dribbling shit.
now, my old mate trailbossco, i hope you wernt refering that torrent of rectal wisdom towards my good gentleman self.
(or any other of The LORD KATO’S deciples for that matter).
its not like i, a man of the orange cloth, would ever aim such a ruthless attack at the dignity of any of my newly found friends on OBT, even the poor lost soles that ride Honda’s….
i refuse to argue about religion my good friend.
may you be blessed my brother and find your way to freedom thru the LORD…….
THE LORD THAT IS KATO.
i will pray for you tonight my poor misguided dove
amen-ace
did someone fart………. :X :X :X
dont forget to pack your gimp mask moto…..:blush:
sorry mr blue, i rode yama’s most of my life. i was “alternate” then too.
then i found god. he is orange:P
jealous are we ollie.???
we’re gonna play mummys and daddys.
moto can be the daddy……and i’ll be the mummy
“now come here and suck mummys dick moto” :woohoo: :woohoo:
menace.
Moto wrote:
Quote:If you’d had the proper attie on menace it wouldn’t have happened. We’ll have to agree to disagree. I just want it known know that cricket is shit :laugh:Mehicano’s are any good at cricket anyway, no wonder you hurt yourself
ha ha , comin from a POM….. it doesnt mean too much mate…
the proper attie (that sounds gay) wouldnt make up for my superior lack of skill anyway
menace
ive got a Garmin fortrex 101.
itdoesnt have maps but it tells you everything you need to know. still works well on heavy tree cover and in deep gullys.its better than my old megellan 320.
it is a wrist mount too with a velcrow band. waterproof to 2 or 3 metres.
shock resistant (yes ive tested this many times in crashes)i put it over the speedo on the kato as it tells me everything that the KTMdoes and lots more. its saved me more than once.
menace
dont fret moto,
when we have a drink next week, you might pull a chick, cos i’ll be the fatter one…:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
my good looks went the day i got married.
menace
and mick, looks like you beaten a few cats to death with that pipe….:woohoo:
im not a cat fan…
menace
sweet mate,
wot time you there and witch day?
im working in the CBD at the moment. so it should be easy to hook something up.
but please bro, dont compare melbourne-ites to the freaks in geelong.
theyre all fukin 2 headed cousin touchers.lookin forward to it champski..
menace
i played a lot of cricket in my youth. only ever getting as high as C grade. about 8 years ago, a mate took me to a ‘batting tunnel’. its like a netted in cricket pitch with a baseball pitching machine at one end and a set of stumps at the other. the machine had a tube you rolled the balls into and then 2 opposing rubber wheels. these wheels spin and push the ball down the chute. you can set the speed of the wheels with 2 dials. the dials went up to 90mph (150km). you could set the dials differently so the ball would swing.
it used hockey balls. they are hard as a rock!
anyway being young and dumb, we only had 1 pad between us. not even a box!!!:blush:so after mucking around for a while we cranked it up to 90mph.
holy sh*t. thats fast
i was lucky to get bat on ball, even after aiming the machine so we knew where it was goin ta land. it was still hard to hit.then we started swingin the ball.
first ball, whammo!! a 90mph in-swinging yorker smashed into my foot.
that bloody hurt:angry:
ive still got lots of little hard lumps in my foot to this day.a couple of balls later i copped one on the lower calf. (only 1 pad remember)….
aaaaaggggghhhh…. followed by a few choice expletives as you could imagine!!
my whole calf went black. it took about 6 months to heal. and my skin kept peeled there for about a year.it finished my cricketing career, right there and then. that and the fact that my coach hated me cause i wanted to go riding every other weekend and usually injured myself..lol:lol:
so yeah, anyone that thinks cricket is for ‘wooly woofters’ has no idea.
i think, of all the ball sports its the hardest.
i played baseball for a season and yeah thats fast to but you know it will be pitched inside ‘the box’ so it kind of becomes a bit second nature-ish. i was no good at it though.with cricket, add into the equasion, a cracked and bouncy pitch, and angry fast bowler, that you just walloped for 6, and you KNOW is now going to try and kill you next ball and then trying to hit the ball where you want it ti go.and yeah, its scary. if i batted for 30-40 overs, i was more drained than if i was fielding all day in 33 degree heat. just from mental stress and concentration.
you cant compare it to riding as the reflexes your all talking about happen (for most of us anyway) on occasion when riding, not every minute or so as you face balls in cricket while batting.
just my 2 bobs
IMHOmenace.
woo hoo:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
put me down for two please fellas.
i dont give a rats ass which dates are set. its all good.
im there, sorry we’re there(clip over the ear).:blush:
louee looks wicked, i showed sammy the site and she likes the look of the ‘grass track’
…and they sell scollops, or is that wot you blokes call potato cakes up yonder..and theres a pub close by……friggin heaven
either way WE ARE THERE…
menace (ouch) and sammy.:dry:
yep, tranny oil is good. i ran it in my old kdx200 for years and it never had a problemo.
i dont reeeeally want it in my new kato though.
i didnt spend that much money to be cheap on oil…
menace
yeah, right o moto.
witch day ya comin, wot ya doin, where are we drinkin..
spewin ya flyin down, i was wantin ta hear the fully sik sound sistem in the rexxy.
boom,boom,boom,boom, cuppa tea,cuppa tea,cuppa tea,cuppa tea, boom boom boom boom.
we coulda been cruizin for the chicks mate. to look at anyway, im too scared to talk to them.
you would be quite at home in south yarrai dont own any pink shirts though…….
ooooh im excited now……:woohoo:
I’ll PM you my mobile number mate.
menace
im gagged (mmmmmmmff mmmff)
at least for tonight
and im out of ammo
menace:S
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